Help please! Girl related!

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#1 Ed_Cetera
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Ohai OT. So a few months ago i met this reallly cool chick, beautiful body and all around perfect. built up the courage to ask her out and eventually we started dating. everything was going grate until she decided she was "ready". "ready for what?" i inquired. turns out she was referring to SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. As a good christian staying abstinent i now find myself in a difficult situation. Do I defy my lord and eat from ~the forbidden fruit~ or do I disappoint her, risking the end of our love? >:
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#2 Espada12
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haha you said eating from the fruit.

On topic, go for it!

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#3 Wakanoid
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If you strongly belive in your religion, And You really don't want to do it yet, Just tell her your not ready, and If she really loves you, she would understand.

As long as one day you are ready...

That's my opinion anyway.

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#5 Wilfred_Owen
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If the whole divine thing turns into a rod the Lord will have given you your answer then.

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#6 unholymight
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You must bring her to the pastor and make her repent for her sins. Then, you must break off with her and must never think about her, EVER again.
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#7 gun-runner
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Are you sure she is 18? Last Christian we had around here talking about girls liked the younger ones /dragonrebel
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#8 XilePrincess
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If you don't want to, and you would rather wait, tell her that. It's just as sick for her to be pressuring you as it is for a guy to force a girl into it. if she has a problem with that, **** her, in the other sense of the word.
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#9 Kamekazi_69
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I just got off the phone with Jesus, let me call him back and ask him.

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#10 oh_boss
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Dude I need more info. Is she illegal? Also pics.
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#11 CyleM
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I'd do it, you only live once and everybody sins
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#12 Kamekazi_69
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Okay. Go for it.

As a fellow Christian. If your love is true, go for it. Abstinence til marriage I favor, but do what your mind tells you is right

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#13 hammerofcrom
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bah, I had a wall of text, but it was poorly written, so I'll leave it with this . . .

DO IT DOUG!!!

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#14 Lebbin
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If your love depends on sexual intercourse is it really true love?

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#15 Wilfred_Owen
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If your love depends on sexual intercourse is it really true love?

Lebbin
For the first 30 seconds, yea, I guess it is.
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#16 hammerofcrom
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[QUOTE="Lebbin"]

If your love depends on sexual intercourse is it really true love?

Wilfred_Owen

For the first 30 seconds, yea, I guess it is.

lol. he's got a point. although I would have embellished and said at least 5 minutes. lol

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#17 get-ka12
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Tell her you want to but you also want to stay abstinent until marriage, make it known that you do like her and you are not refusing her because of her.
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#18 Oleg_Huzwog
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Add some yogurt to that fruit and enjoy the forbidden parfait.

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#19 oh_boss
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Ok dude, don't let christianity block your penis. HOW DARE YOU GOD? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GUIDE HIS PENIS NOT BLOCK IT! Things like these make my heart ache you know?
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#20 wstfld
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LOL. I didn't know you could love someone without boning them. That's a major part of the whole love thing.
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#21 Teenaged
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Convert to atheism!

The ONLY religion that allows you and even encourages you to have premarital sex and other abominations! gfh

Fill out your conversion application at your nearest "Atheism Evil Lair".

Entry: 9,99$ (no, that deffinetely doesnt equal 10; dont let them tell you otherwise)

>___>

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#22 Xx_Hopeless_xX
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LOL. I didn't know you could love someone without boning them. That's a major part of the whole love thing.wstfld

Modern mentality...the reason why most marriages don't work..i would stay abstinent..follow your religious beliefs and if she can't accept them then she doesn't really love you..but also try and explain why...it may help..also let her know it's not because of her or the way she looks...ignore the simpletons talking about "boning"..because love has nothing to do with that...it's about sharing a deep affection for someone..always wanting to be with them, help them etc...if you think of sex with her all the time chances are you really don't love her..just her body..which will eventually decay...

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#23 VileVigilanti
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Ohai OT. So a few months ago i met this reallly cool chick, beautiful body and all around perfect. built up the courage to ask her out and eventually we started dating. everything was going grate until she decided she was "ready". "ready for what?" i inquired. turns out she was referring to SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. As a good christian staying abstinent i now find myself in a difficult situation. Do I defy my lord and eat from ~the forbidden fruit~ or do I disappoint her, risking the end of our love? >:Ed_Cetera
you're going to be repenting all night so go for it!!!!igive her you're forbidden fruits.but make sure she doesn't steal the banana

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#24 Kamekazi_69
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[QUOTE="Ed_Cetera"]Ohai OT. So a few months ago i met this reallly cool chick, beautiful body and all around perfect. built up the courage to ask her out and eventually we started dating. everything was going grate until she decided she was "ready". "ready for what?" i inquired. turns out she was referring to SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. As a good christian staying abstinent i now find myself in a difficult situation. Do I defy my lord and eat from ~the forbidden fruit~ or do I disappoint her, risking the end of our love? >:VileVigilanti

you're going to be repenting all night so go for it!!!!igive her you're forbidden fruits.but make sure she doesn't steal the banana

She can steal it. Just dont let her bite it
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#25 GettingTired
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Do you feel having sex before marriage is wrong, aside from the reason some "book" said so? Use your reasoning and logic, and decide for yourself whether you're morally fine with it.
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#27 Kamekazi_69
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[QUOTE="VileVigilanti"]

[QUOTE="Kamekazi_69"][QUOTE="VileVigilanti"]you're going to be repenting all night so go for it!!!!igive her you're forbidden fruits.but make sure she doesn't steal the banana

She can steal it. Just dont let her bite it

haha.what if she takes the peal of?you're going to be giving her meat!!

What if he's already been peeled when he was smaller?
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#28 D3nnyCrane
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OP, do her and listen to This while you do.
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#29 themountaindew
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DO ITTTT. you only live once!!!!!!!!

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#30 VileVigilanti
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then his meat will be fresh!

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#31 Ravirr
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Best solution is to chop off your dong to resist temptation

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#32 MAILER_DAEMON
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This thing really isn't going well...