I need a really good prank that I can post on forums. Kind of like this one-
"Zelda Banned in the State of Oregon
A group of mothers, old ladies, and people who watch the show Golden Girls have convinced the state of Oregon to ban Zelda games. They proclaim it causes children to kill each other, do drugs, and drop out of school.
"We must protect our children's minds," says Agatha Walker, a mother of three, "One minute they are attacking each other with fake weapons, and the next minute they're attacking each other with knives to imitate sword play.
Many of these ladies believe that doing things like killing enemies activates a certain gene in children that causes them to go mad and act violent.
"My son, Jimmy, once told me to shut up because he was beating a boss when he was playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," Proclaimed Lisa Brown, "This has showed me that Zelda games are the cause for all evil." Lisa Brown continued to say what horrible people Nintendo are but we are not allowed to print her words.
And so eventually the state of Oregon caved in and not only banned games in the Zelda series, but also any Zelda related merchendise. The group of mothers, old ladies, and people who watch the show Golden Girls have decided that they are going to try to ban the video game Mario Kart DS too. They think it will encourage kids to ride their bikes onto the highways. "
Just better. Please and thank you.>_>
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