Here's a noodle scratcher...

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#1 duckygirlsFF
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If you're dog/cat/hamster/fish/bird/whatever could talk, what do you think the first words out of its mouth would be to you?
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#2 SolidSnake_108
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Probably something like "I want food".
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#3 the_tomboy
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"OMG, Laura, stop doing that!!!"
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#4 SolidSnake_108
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"What the ****?"
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#5 Soul_Failure
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"Feed me dammit."
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#6 superelite2688
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they'd be like, "hey there!" lol
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#7 zeus_gb
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My pets wouldn't say anything because they died about ten years ago.
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#8 kitty  Moderator
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they would probably cuss me out, telling me what kind of food to buy them
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#9 zero9167
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"Yo" :P my dog is cool like that 8)
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#10 Big_Bad_Sad
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Woof
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#11 Beaman
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*scratches noodle*
"omgz I can talk holy ****!"
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#12 Sgt_Homonculus
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'Why aren't you grovelling, worm?!'
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#13 blackleech
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WoofBig_Bad_Sad
That'd be !!! if it was from a cat...
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#14 staindcoldlp
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I'd probably say, "I would love some delicious food. And don't give me that crap from a can".
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#15 jakeboudville
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"Jake is so hawt and sexay"
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#16 kitty  Moderator
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feed me now, wtf, why are you taking so long
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#17 Bourbons3
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Probably something like "I want food".SolidSnake_108
Yeah :P
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#18 blackleech
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"Jake is so hawt and sexay"jakeboudville
It probably will say that only because you have a knife at its throat > > And well... if a cat/dog speaks to me... it'll probably say 'I'm not invisible you know...'
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#19 DanielJG
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Was anyone else expecting to see some kind of noodle scratching utensil?
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#20 jakeboudville
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[QUOTE="jakeboudville"]"Jake is so hawt and sexay"blackleech
It probably will say that only because you have a knife at its throat > > And well... if a cat/dog speaks to me... it'll probably say 'I'm not invisible you know...'

Pfft, they say it because they know I'm hawter than Omni
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#21 jacob33301
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i guess "I CAN TALK YOU SILLY ****"
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#22 teh_destroyer
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Was anyone else expecting to see some kind of noodle scratching utensil?DanielJG

yes,i was.........i was really disappointed >_>
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#23 Brainkiller05
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"Helllooo" From my Bulldog.
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#24 Cyrax-Sektor
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We could read your question like this: "If you're . . ." = "If you are . . .". So if I am one of those animals, I'd say, "Hey, you're in my body and I'm in yours. Talk about Twilight Zone."
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#25 Video_Game_King
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It'd probably be "Tell him I want to be let go".
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#26 Bidiot
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"OMG, Laura, stop doing that!!!"the_tomboy
If my dog said "OMG" I would put it down on the spot.
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#27 Xbxg32000
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they'd be like, "hey there!" lolsuperelite2688


Lol, that was funny.

-gl hf
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#28 king0512
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my cat would tell me "feed me"
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#29 freakyzeeky1986
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"I can talk!" :o *breaks into musical number*
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#30 freakyzeeky1986
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[QUOTE="the_tomboy"]"OMG, Laura, stop doing that!!!"biocunsumer
If my dog said "OMG" I would put it down on the spot.

:lol: I found that funny.
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I dont know
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"Did you know that Norton Louis Philip Knatchbull, 8th Baron Brabourne, known until 22 September 2005 as Lord Romsey, is the eldest son of the 7th Baron Brabourne and the 2nd Countess Mountbatten of Burma, and a descendant of Queen Victoria?" Then he would lick his crotch.
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"Hey Maui, bring me some chicks" 8)
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#34 Stupid-Bastard
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"Hey Maui, bring me some chicks" 8)Maui00
Your dog calls you Maui?
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#35 Maui00
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[QUOTE="Maui00"]"Hey Maui, bring me some chicks" 8)Stupid-Bastard
Your dog calls you Maui?

Correction: my CAT calls me Maui :wink: