Hicks With Goatees

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#1 sweatyherring
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It seems to me that a working-class man is not a MAN in modern America unless they sport the simplest of goatees- the "circle beard". Just a lack of shaving around the mouth. It does not matter that it is important to make sure the sides of said goatee are straight as a nail (as should be the case), just as long as they don't shave around the mouth. The Mexicans have not considered a man to be a MAN for many decades unless they sport a bushy mustachio. This reletively new phenomenon does NOT endear the "circle beard" much, it only compares us to the contemporary Mexican mentality. Facial hair does not make a man, the MAN makes the man. Only an ignorant simple-minded God-Bless-America Hillbilly man would or could buy into such nonsense. Come now!
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#2 Rigga911
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when you can grow a bread like Jesus did, thats when you become a man
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#3 Avistann
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I want a goatee
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#4 Pirate700
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This sounds like the pathetic cries from a peach fuzz wearing kid who can't grow a beard. :roll:
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#5 Avistann
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This sounds like the pathetic cries from a peach fuzz wearing kid who can't grow a beard. :roll:Pirate700

Hey! Us Peach fuzzians are a respected and proud member of society.:evil:

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#6 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]This sounds like the pathetic cries from a peach fuzz wearing kid who can't grow a beard. :roll:Avistann

Hey! Us Peach fuzzians are a respected and proud member of society.:evil:

:P My apologies your fuzziness.
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#7 BumFluff122
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I agree. And I can't grow a full bushy beard as mine comes in fairly non thick. Therefor most days, if I want to attract females with my manhair I need to paint it on.
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#8 carrot-cake
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I dont want facial hair unless I'm over 50 and I can grow one long enough to stroke it.
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#9 raven_squad
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I hate goatees. They look.... just... wrong. :|
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#10 andyboiii
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did anyone notice this dudes avatar?
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#11 sAndroid17
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i have a pretty sweet beard atm:P
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did anyone notice this dudes avatar? andyboiii
haha i did:P
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#13 Pirate700
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did anyone notice this dudes avatar? andyboiii
It was the first thing I noticed before I read one word. :lol:
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#14 Avistann
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[QUOTE="Avistann"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]This sounds like the pathetic cries from a peach fuzz wearing kid who can't grow a beard. :roll:Pirate700

Hey! Us Peach fuzzians are a respected and proud member of society.:evil:

:P My apologies your fuzziness.

You are forgiven this once.
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#15 iam2green
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it sounds like someone wants to get some facial hair growing. i have some hair growing but some places aren't even and things. i'm growing a small one little chin hair thing goatees. i usually shave like every 3 days.