What are some of your worst high school experiences you've had?
I almost **** myself my freshman year. Was running to the bathroom holding my ass so it wouldn't come out, I made it.
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Yeah i managed to actually somehow change my biology where i never had to have a sh*t during school hours. Except one day i had diarrhea, i barely made it to the toilet, i went straight home and stayed home.
Then i went into sixth form and had many free periods and i lived 10 minutes from school so i could go if i needed one.
Got drunk and passed out twice. Somehow I only got arrested once, and I had a great lawyer so I only got something like "disorderly conduct" or something along those lines. All I came out of it was a 2 week vacation from school and 200 dollars out of my new xbox savings. GreenKipohippoWhen you view a suspension as a vacation from school, you know you're going places.
I've had my share of embarrassing things. but nothing crazy like you TC.
Maybe the time I was kissing a girl, and this teacher said 'Hey, no PDA" and the girl said "Don't be jealous just because you don't get none" and then the teacher responded "hun, I've had more then you and him combined".
That was the funnies thing I ever heard an old person say.
Sliding slowly under the table so I won't get chosen by the teacher to explain that Chemistry lesson in fornt of the class.
Sadly, it was my unfortunate day.
Got chewed out by a bunch of kids in the middle of the hallway because I broke through their "prayer circle". I had to get to class and they were in the way. What the hell was I supposed to do?cd_romNow that's funny and sad.
Dear God.....I had this big angry black teacher that would yell at kids with sagging pants and telling them they're 'easy access prisson boys'...he would also pick up entire desks and throw them across the room and smash them against the wall. :lol:
Pirate700
I had this big angry black teacher that would yell at kids with sagging pants and telling them they're 'easy access prisson boys'...he would also pick up entire desks and throw them across the room and smash them against the wall. :lol:
Pirate700
lol! What kind of a highschool did you go to?!!
The most 'extreme' teacher I ever saw was a substitution teacher back in sophomore year who taught seniors and acted like an army boot camp drill officer. Good thing he left school when I got into my senior year.
In my school the teacher punished a student and he grabbed his arm gently to bring him to the first row of tables. The student took the arm of the teacher, and started threatening him with a knife but from a big distance, he wouldn't stab him. Two girls that were close to the door, opened it and yelled for the janitor, then he came and the boy put away his knife and got expelled from the school. He was an agressive son of a b*tch, he had it coming, and I never saw him anymore.
[QUOTE="NiKva"]Almost got arrested for cyber bullying a teacher last year.muller39
Why would you bully a teacher?
Our maths class was bullying a substitute teacher in class ... he was almost in tears.[QUOTE="muller39"][QUOTE="NiKva"]Almost got arrested for cyber bullying a teacher last year.JasonDarksavior
Why would you bully a teacher?
Our maths class was bullying a substitute teacher in class ... he was almost in tears.We had that in one of my classes. We had a student teacher and the class just gave her hell every day. She eventually quit and was never seen again at the school. We had another student teacher where the class found out where he worked until he got the teaching job...kids would go to his work and harass him.Our maths class was bullying a substitute teacher in class ... he was almost in tears.We had that in one of my classes. We had a student teacher and the class just gave her hell every day. She eventually quit and was never seen again at the school. We had another student teacher where the class found out where he worked until he got the teaching job...kids would go to his work and harass him.kids are a$$holes :/[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"][QUOTE="muller39"]
Why would you bully a teacher?
Pirate700
Our maths class was bullying a substitute teacher in class ... he was almost in tears.We had that in one of my classes. We had a student teacher and the class just gave her hell every day. She eventually quit and was never seen again at the school. We had another student teacher where the class found out where he worked until he got the teaching job...kids would go to his work and harass him. Yeah, I never saw someone in so much anger and despair. The kids were just mocking him full on and stuff. He was going to report everyone except for me and a friend since we didn't do anything but I didn't want to get jumped after class, so I pretended I didn't hear or see anything.[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"][QUOTE="muller39"]
Why would you bully a teacher?
Pirate700
i guess just bullying and fights.had a teacher that told me if i had a kids she would take it away.then me and my best friend were talking about online and she said we might as well fail and be prostitutes he dropped out i wasnt far behind.looking back at it actually as bad as highschool was i actually kinda miss it
[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]I had free block the same block as the special ed class had bathroom time. I too liked to use the bathroom on my free block because teachers didn't like letting people go to the bathroom during class. Have you ever walked into a bathroom to find a 300 pound, extremely mentally handicapped girl rubbing poop all over herself and the bathroom? I don't even know if it was her poop, or if somebody was just disgusting and didn't flush. I just turned and ran out and got the sped teacher and told them what she was doing. Seems like a lot of us have stories about s***.JasonDarksaviorDon't disabled people in your school have aides? People with mental disabilities in my school always have a helper or aide around them to assist everything they do.some people have disabilitys sevre and non. not every one of them needs aides
Allright, so get this...
My senior year 2 years ago, my friend wanted to borrow my flashdrive to get a file off of. Now, my friend is extremely stingy with his drives, would only let me borrow it if he got it back next period, and freaked out if I went through his files, yet he will keep mine for a week because he kept "forgetting" to bring it with him to school when I needed it for work and always went through my files because I was the unofficial "internet wizgeek" of my group of friends as I always had pirated software, video game emulators, hilarious comics, single shot pictures and animated .gifs, meme lists, notes to myself about where I find this stuff, and hordes of internet videos and flash games I would play during school. Well, one day I was getting sick of it, so when my friend called me because he wanted an emulator off my drive, I decided to play a prank on him. This prank consisted of me finding as much hentai, furry, and bestiality porn as I could find, and then hide it in a cleverly named folder called "Abstract Art". The next day I gave him the drive before home room and waited until luch to see if I got my drive back. When I saw him, he told me "take this THING back". Thinking my joke had gone well, I asked him "Did you find the folder". He said no. Apparently this was the one day he decided NOT to go through my flashdrive, but gave it to someone else to find a picture of mine I got off of Uncyclopedia of Amy holding Sonic by his neck screaming F*CK ME!!" he was fond of. While looking for this picture he stumbled across the folder and fullscreened an extremely large picture of Princess Peach nude, after which he yelled "SH*T, there's furry porn on Natedog's flashdrive!!!" (Natedog was my nickname in Highschool, I don't know how I got it). Luckily, the teacher wasn't in the room, but EVERYONE in the class saw the photos and began telling everyone else they could find. For the rest of my senior year, and still to this day, my friends and anyone else in my graduating class refers to me as "Porndog"...
[QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"][QUOTE="Bloodseeker23"]I had vodka in my backpack...and a school cop with a K9 came inside the class and was gonna search the whole room...but then lady luck smiled on me and the cop was needed in the other room..where someone got busted with mary jane. :P Tho I'm not sure if a K9 can smell vodka through sealed plastic though? so yeah..NiKvaYour school has police? Every highschool that I've been in has police.yea i thought it was mandatory
Every highschool that I've been in has police.yea i thought it was mandatory oh never knew that lol Do you carry weapons or?[QUOTE="NiKva"][QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"] Your school has police?almasdeathchild
Probably just getting robbed after school while waiting for the bus. But the dumb fuсker didn't sell the iPod right away. I got it back, he got arrested and expelled. :lol:
There was a few stabbings and one shooting (and lots of fights, but eh) but none of them were "horror" stories. The shooting was after school and no one got hurt (they might've been firing blanks)
[QUOTE="almasdeathchild"]yea i thought it was mandatory oh never knew that lol Do you carry weapons or?nah mostly drugs.and high school is the place to deal and go to partys but there were alot of fights and gangs at school[QUOTE="NiKva"] Every highschool that I've been in has police.JasonDarksavior
yea i thought it was mandatory As previously stated, my school was welfare, we had no police. We actually had a bomb threat at our school, and they got us to stand out on the field. So if by chance there WAS a bomb somewhere in the school and they didn't find it in time, we all could have had large chunks of school blown at us or potentially a fire, depending on the size of the bomb (I admittedly know nothing about bombs, but they scared the crap out of us saying there was one and we all had to get outside immediately) but only took us so far as the field. They had to call the real police in, and firetrucks, and ambulances and everything just in case.[QUOTE="NiKva"] Every highschool that I've been in has police.almasdeathchild
[QUOTE="almasdeathchild"]yea i thought it was mandatory As previously stated, my school was welfare, we had no police. We actually had a bomb threat at our school, and they got us to stand out on the field. So if by chance there WAS a bomb somewhere in the school and they didn't find it in time, we all could have had large chunks of school blown at us or potentially a fire, depending on the size of the bomb (I admittedly know nothing about bombs, but they scared the crap out of us saying there was one and we all had to get outside immediately) but only took us so far as the field. They had to call the real police in, and firetrucks, and ambulances and everything just in case.damn thats hardcore,ive had like 4 different bomb threats,and with my knowlage on bombs once were all making our way to the field i left the school completly screw that.though my fav bomb threat was set in a bathroom in one of my schools and the princapal was like ok move to the other building for a assembly in the gym theres a bomb somewhere,"lawl wtf?'[QUOTE="NiKva"] Every highschool that I've been in has police.XilePrincess
As previously stated, my school was welfare, we had no police. We actually had a bomb threat at our school, and they got us to stand out on the field. So if by chance there WAS a bomb somewhere in the school and they didn't find it in time, we all could have had large chunks of school blown at us or potentially a fire, depending on the size of the bomb (I admittedly know nothing about bombs, but they scared the crap out of us saying there was one and we all had to get outside immediately) but only took us so far as the field. They had to call the real police in, and firetrucks, and ambulances and everything just in case.damn thats hardcore,ive had like 4 different bomb threats,and with my knowlage on bombs once were all making our way to the field i left the school completly screw that.though my fav bomb threat was set in a bathroom in one of my schools and the princapal was like ok move to the other building for a assembly in the gym theres a bomb somewhere,"lawl wtf?' some guy jacked a car and crashed into our school. He ran though the complex as well. It was lockdown and all.[QUOTE="XilePrincess"][QUOTE="almasdeathchild"]yea i thought it was mandatory
almasdeathchild
[QUOTE="almasdeathchild"]damn thats hardcore,ive had like 4 different bomb threats,and with my knowlage on bombs once were all making our way to the field i left the school completly screw that.though my fav bomb threat was set in a bathroom in one of my schools and the princapal was like ok move to the other building for a assembly in the gym theres a bomb somewhere,"lawl wtf?' some guy jacked a car and crashed into our school. He ran though the complex as well. It was lockdown and all.wow.....thats insane[QUOTE="XilePrincess"] As previously stated, my school was welfare, we had no police. We actually had a bomb threat at our school, and they got us to stand out on the field. So if by chance there WAS a bomb somewhere in the school and they didn't find it in time, we all could have had large chunks of school blown at us or potentially a fire, depending on the size of the bomb (I admittedly know nothing about bombs, but they scared the crap out of us saying there was one and we all had to get outside immediately) but only took us so far as the field. They had to call the real police in, and firetrucks, and ambulances and everything just in case.JasonDarksavior
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