Horrible date I had!

I have never in my life had a horrible date as this. My date was so arodable, he took me to a nice restaurant and there started all the horrible things!

First he was so polite and noticed all my things. We talked about everything normal and nice, until my 30-years old date asked me "does your rear smell poo?". I was stunned and I cou'ldnt imagine that he would say something as sick as that. He said that I didn't need to take it so seriously.

After a while the man said to me "I wanna rub my crotch against your body forward and back, so I can hear what kind of sound it has". Then I said to him that he is making me anxious. My date said "you will get used to it, we are going to have sex today, fatass!!". After that I ran to the fastest taxipole and I got safe home. Today in the morning I had a message on my phone from him saying "can I rub your vagina Now I am home alone and I don't know when/if he comes to suprise me, what should I do?

For some reason this seems really unbelieveable. Maybe it's just me...aaronmullan

No it's not just you.

Sooo... anyone else worried about what TC's sig was intended to be?Funky_Llama

Sooo... anyone else worried about what TC's sig was intended to be?Funky_Llama

I thought I told you not to tell anyone about our date. It's in the 15th voicemail I left you.FragStains

Lawl, you should have cut power to her apartment earlier.

Rookie mistake my friend.

I must say, this story sounds very legit.