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#1 javelin121
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What would you do if you woke up and a hot humanoid alien (like species movie) was next to you asleep.
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#2 pyr0_d3th
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go back to bed, i like sleep
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#3 R0cky_Racc00n
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Sexy time!
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#4 Premier1101
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What would you do if you woke up and a hot humanoid alien (like species movie) was next to you asleep.javelin121

depends oh how human outside and inside...

if they were alien but perfectly humanoid(ie superman), get her checked for stds... then teh naughty

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#5 methree15
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Sexy time!R0cky_Racc00n

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#6 Montaya
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Id haver her make me a sandwich.
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#7 LoG-Sacrament
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theres no way they could get me for child support for an alien baby...
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#8 TM_Darkside
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If she meets the minimum height requirement, give her admission for the bone-coaster.

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#9 -Jiggles-
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I wouldn't mind waking up next to this alien.

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#10 Led_poison
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I would kick her off the bed. I needs ma space plus she could have alien stds
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#11 Whicker89
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Freak out
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#12 Hockey_Slayer
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Pssh Alien Vagina might eat me :(.
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#13 dracula_16
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Depends if it was female or not. :wink:

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#14 SSJ5_Goku-San
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Are you guys serious?!If I saw an alien babe in my bed I'd propably scream as loud as i could and call the FBI.I mean it's not everyday I wake up with some chick in the bed let alone it be some ALIEN chick!
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#15 TwiztidJoker
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I'd be a little uncomfortable to be honest. I mean, I go to sleep with my gf and wake up with an alien laying next to me.
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#16 foxhound_fox
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Snuggle.
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#17 PlasmaBeam44
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I'd freak out. I'm not really all there when I first wake up.
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#18 the1stfandb
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Snuggle.foxhound_fox

thats the 1st thing that popped in my head

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#19 123625
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I would probably wonder one thing. Why?
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#20 thriteenthmonke
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Is she legal?
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#21 Coffee_Blade
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I'd tell my mom to get out of my room
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#22 REforever101
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take pictures

kill

give to science

win noble prize

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#23 thriteenthmonke
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take pictures

kill

give to science

win noble prize

REforever101

Congratulations on dooming us all......

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#24 Rattlesnake_8
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Well it depends.. if its like the one from the movie Species then attack it.. cause it kills everyone.
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#25 creepy_mike
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I imagine it'd be something like this.
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#26 foxhound_fox
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Could it perhaps be a Rutian Twi'lek instead?
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#27 carrot-cake
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Hmmm, inter-species! Sounds exotic!
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#28 spawnassasin
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ask if she likes mudkipz:|

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#29 creepy_mike
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Is she legal?thriteenthmonke

Yes, but only because she's from that planet where the days are longer than the years. Venus, I think.

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#30 javelin121
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Yes:D
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#31 Dmw09
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If she meets the minimum height requirement, give her admission for the bone-coaster.

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lol

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#32 metallica_fan42
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I'd wake up extra happy.
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#33 SaintLeonidas
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Well hopefully she just looks like the Species alien because if she was it be a different story.
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#34 Pi-R-Sq
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I'd do the right thing ;)
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#35 theflash118
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I'd do the right thing ;)Pi-R-Sq

and so would I...

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#36 SSCyborg
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send them back over the border
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#37 194197844077667059316682358889
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Be alarmed that I might give birth a few days later, a la John Hurt in the first Alien movie.
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#38 GaussGoat
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I would assume that my girl friend had, as I suspected, been an alien all along. I would then totally psyched, because we would both be getting off this rock and EXPLORING THE STARS.

Que music...

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#39 james28893
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How the hell did that get there?

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#40 Engrish_Major
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Is it Leela?
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#41 Rum_Monkey
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Dude.. I'd so date a chick with three BOOBS Seriously. If she was like born that way and she was human. That would be soooooo awesome.
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#42 inoperativeRS
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Is she legal?
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#43 Engrish_Major
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Is she legal?inoperativeRS

A 'legal' alien? Never heard of it...

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#44 Tolwan
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I believe my response to seeing an alien in my bed, chick or no, would be akin to something like "AHhhhhhHHHHhhhhhh!" or "Ahh, ahh ah ahhhhhh! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHH AHHHHHHHH!" or "Ahhhhhh" *jumps out window*.
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#45 inoperativeRS
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[QUOTE="inoperativeRS"]Is she legal?Engrish_Major

A 'legal' alien? Never heard of it...

I just noticed I was beaten. By a lot. And what if she was an illegal alien? No papers no go!

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#46 Fortier
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I think confirmation of the existence of intelligent life outside Earth would probably make me think about everything except sex.
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what did I drink last night...?
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#48 N8A
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theres no way they could get me for child support for an alien baby...LoG-Sacrament

And this was the point where i lost my lulz

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Fart
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#50 elitedead
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Play Halo with it.
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