Hot Pocket question,(microwave)

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#1 Cantius
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How many minutes are best for most of the Hot Pockets?!Mine keeps getting cold in the middle.

Microwave.

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#2 Hom3_Pwn3r
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was it too hard to read the back of the box?

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FOUR HUNDRED AND NINE!
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#4 anman4707
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im not gonna be a jerk like everyone else

some 2 minutes some 1 and a half minutes

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#5 tader-salad
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It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.
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#6 linkinSOXecho
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anything over 2 and prepare to burn the roof of your mouth.
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It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.tader-salad
Will it burn my mouth?
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#9 DisturbedChild7
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I put them in for four minutes in a heavy duty microwave. Then I cut them down the center and put them in for like 15-25 seconds.
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#10 Wetall_basic
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Don't they come with the serving sleeve? Just put it in that and put it in for like 3-4 minutes. I've never had a cold center,and I loves me some Philly cheese steak hot pockets.
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#11 kjata123
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Its actually a good question.

I used the same microwave, but lived in two different houses.

The electric in the first house was a little retarded so you had to set hotpockets to like 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

Then I moved, and thinking that it was just the microwave I set this hotpocket to 3:30. and almost burned the s*** out of my mouth.

Everyones electric throughout their house is different, therefore some people might have to set it higher or lower than whats on the box.
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#12 Cantius
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was it too hard to read the back of the box?

Hom3_Pwn3r

I'm not even gonna answer this...

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#13 DeadlyZodiac
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The average pepperoni one is 2 minutes for one and 3 min 30 seconds for two. If you have a crappy microwave it might take longer though, in that case you'll just have to figure it out through trial and error.
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#14 quadraleap
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Add your geographic altitude to your IQ then divide that by the wattage of your microwave and multiply that by the number of hot pockets you are microwaving.

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#15 tader-salad
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[QUOTE="tader-salad"]It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.Vyse_Legends
Will it burn my mouth?

oh it`ll destroy yore mouth, everything will taste like rubber for a week
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#16 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="tader-salad"]It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.tader-salad
Will it burn my mouth?

oh it`ll destroy yore mouth, everything will taste like rubber for a week

I'll have the hot pocket.:lol:

Jim Gaffigin rocks.:P

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#17 CJL182
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My microwave is hella old and I have to nuke my hot pockets for like 3 to 4 mins lol. If you want your's to be evenly cooked, you should warm it up, cut it in half, and then heat it up some more like one of the above users said.
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[QUOTE="tader-salad"]It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.Vyse_Legends
Will it burn my mouth?

Nah. Boiling lava hotness isn't anything to worry about.

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#19 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="tader-salad"]It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.dodgerblue13

Will it burn my mouth?

Nah. Boiling lava hotness isn't anything to worry about.

Well that's good to know.

*ties hot pocket with string and lowers into lava*

Hey wait what should I worry about?

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#20 dodgerblue13
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[QUOTE="dodgerblue13"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="tader-salad"]It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.Vyse_Legends

Will it burn my mouth?

Nah. Boiling lava hotness isn't anything to worry about.

Well that's good to know.

*ties hot pocket with string and lowers into lava*

Hey wait what should I worry about?

You should worry about getting lava on your Hot Pocket.

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#21 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="dodgerblue13"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="tader-salad"]It`s always cold in the middle, but it can be served boiling lava hot.dodgerblue13

Will it burn my mouth?

Nah. Boiling lava hotness isn't anything to worry about.

Well that's good to know.

*ties hot pocket with string and lowers into lava*

Hey wait what should I worry about?

You should worry about getting lava on your Hot Pocket.

But it gives it the extra flavor.:o
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#22 Immortalica
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You can just dunk it in the toilet.
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#23 Twisted-Ice-God
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for the best hot pocket use an oven or to beat the nasty cold center you can thaw them and cook at med tem for a little less time
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#24 Vyse_Legends
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You can just dunk it in the toilet.Immortalica
Don't forget to put it in the sleeve thing.:D