How awesome is Jesus?

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#1 KyoValdez
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KV:Hey Jesus, you are so awesome.

Jesus: Why thank you Kyo. :)

KV: Seriously, it's because of your awesomeness is the reason why there are so many great games. How do you do it?

Jesus: Well, the reason why I bless my awesomeness onto games is because great people like you keep believing in me.

KV: Well best believe I'm gonna keep believing in you.

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#2 Famiking
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Jesus has the best storyline.
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#3 123625
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Jesus is the reason for video game success? Explains alot, I guess...
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#4 freek666
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He sucks at basketball though.

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#5 BumFluff122
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Satan must have developed Big Rigs then.

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#6 TheOddQuantum
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Satan must have developed Big Rigs then.

BumFluff122
Why do I get the feeling that Satan would be a far better video game developer than Jesus?
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#7 yokofox33
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I like Jesus. He's a stand-up guy.

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#8 JigglyWiggly_
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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

Satan must have developed Big Rigs then.

TheOddQuantum
Why do I get the feeling that Satan would be a far better video game developer than Jesus?

Because he made world of warcraft?
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#9 Bioshockraptor
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He sucks at basketball though.

freek666

Those are some mighty fine shoes he's wearing though ;)

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#10 TheOddQuantum
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Because he made world of warcraft?JigglyWiggly_

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#11 locopatho
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[QUOTE="BumFluff122"]

Satan must have developed Big Rigs then.

TheOddQuantum
Why do I get the feeling that Satan would be a far better video game developer than Jesus?

More heavy metal soundtracks anyway....
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#12 Balmane
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Jesus is our lord of the gaming society!!

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#13 impl0sion
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Raptor jesus is the most awesome, closely followed by ninja jesus, zombie jesus and robot jesus. Pirate jesus is 5th.
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#14 krazykillaz
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I find that Christian Bale is more awesome. Sexier too.
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#15 KyoValdez
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KV: Wow Jesus, you have a lot of fans. Why am I not surprise?

Jesus: Well, the power of Jesus can not be beaten.

KV: You said it Jesus, ha ha ha!

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#16 TheFragcat
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Anyone played Jesus at Team Fortress 2?

He's the most annoying player in the server. He keeps playing as the spy & stabbing people in the back.

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#17 RearNakedChoke
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I use to beat up Jesus and take his lunch money.

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#18 Guybrush_3
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I like Jesus. He's a stand-up guy.

yokofox33

He seems to like hanging around.

(is totally going to hell for that)

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#19 _Classic_Gamer_
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Jesus does a great job of cleaning my pool. I'm talking about Jesus Alvarez, my pool cleaning guy. ;)
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#20 RearNakedChoke
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[QUOTE="yokofox33"]

I like Jesus. He's a stand-up guy.

Guybrush_3

He seems to like hanging around.

(is totally going to hell for that)

Haha, I was trying to think of a joke. Somehow I missed that one.

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#21 KyoValdez
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KV: Hey Jesus, would On the Spot be even more awesome if you were hosting.

Jesus: Ha ha ha! maybe, maybe.

KV; Well you know what? it would be awesome because you're awesome, Jesus. :)

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#22 Head_of_games
Member since 2007 • 10859 Posts
TC is pretending to be Jesus! Blasphemy! Stone him!
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#23 SavageM2
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I hear ya. JC is my home boi. Uh yo...:?

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#24 entropyecho
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All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

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#25 Jaks_Secret
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I heard he was a pretty terrible carpenter.
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#26 entropyecho
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Wasn't Jesus the first hippie?

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#27 Jaks_Secret
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Wasn't Jesus the first hippie?entropyecho
Nah, man, that was Buddha. Preachin' all that "no violence" stuff, and "respect nature" stuff, and "enlightenment" stuff. Damn hippies.
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#28 CptJSparrow
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Awesomely dead.
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#29 KyoValdez
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KV: Hey Jesus, what's your favorite game?

Jesus: Well, it'd has to be GTAIV on the PS3.

KV: That's my favorite game too, Jesus!

Jesus: Yeah, but it's disappointing that the 360 version has DLC. :(

KV: I'm disappointed too, Jesus.Can you do something about that?

Jesus: Don't worry Kyo, I'm working on it. And besides I am Jesus Damn it, ha ha ha!

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#30 nZiFFLe
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He sucks at basketball though.

freek666

lol is that GWAR?!

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#31 Darth_Tyrev
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I bet Jesus could play a mean guitar.

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#32 Dariency
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I've never met him.

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#33 Sway-
Member since 2008 • 1371 Posts
What a boring coversation. If Jesus ever came to talk to me hopefully it would be better than that. Then again I know he doesent exist.
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#34 LoG-Sacrament
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im pretty sure that the TC couldnt possibly be any crazier, though i do appreciate him sharing the voices in his head with the rest of us.

on topic, jesus rocked a pretty awesome beard.

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#35 KG86
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I heard Jesus once jumped over a pool of sharks with a motorcycle.

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#36 Foxi911
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..hmmm This guy is pretending to talk to jesus FAKE!...lol >.>...and this thread doesnt make sense :(
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#37 Nonstop-Madness
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Jesus is so awesome. He's so awesome, you are stunned by hes awesomeness.
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#38 Ceraby
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Everytime I play a game I always remember Jesus' awesome words of wisdom. " Jesus Saves ". So then so will I.

He sucks at basketball though.

freek666

Lol he does...

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#39 Wilfred_Owen
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Jesus walked with Kanye West! Kanye West man!
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#40 Darth-Caedus
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Meh, Jesus has like, one decent band that like him, Satan has millions of fantastic bands!
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#41 RearNakedChoke
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Jesus is like Miley Cyrus, overated!

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#42 Elraptor
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Jesus: This thread makes no sense.