How can I get my girlfriend to leave me alone.

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#1 madcapper248
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We've only been going out a few days but she keeps calling me and doesn't give me any time alone. I still like her, she's just a little too attached. Any ideas?
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#2 Lv100
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same thing for me... i just ignore her and told her im busy -invisible combined with an away message with "OFFLINE" helps on aim
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#3 B05T0N
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I'd suggest breaking up with her.
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#4 bman784
Member since 2004 • 6755 Posts
Become a total recluse and spend all your time in the basement. It seems to work for me. Girls never bother me and...oh:(
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#5 Fortier
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Tell her (in a polite way) she's smothering you. If she freaks out about it, you two never would have worked out anyway, so you've got nothing to lose.
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#6 GodLovesDead
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Girlfriends are overrated. Last one I had wouldn't leave me alone. She'd call once a day and I couldn't get off the phone until I filled the one-hour quota. Sorry fellas, I prefer my hand.
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#7 ROFLMASTER
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it's obvious that you have to kill yourself...ooor tell her you're gonna be busy for the next few hours and wont be back until evening.
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#8 lonewolf604
Member since 2007 • 8748 Posts

tell her you have genital warts

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#9 HellRazer360
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why would you want her to leave you alone.....enjoy her company as i enjoyed lil waynes
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#10 WildLIkeChild
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Girlfriends are overrated. Last one I had wouldn't leave me alone. She'd call once a day and I couldn't get off the phone until I filled the one-hour quota. Sorry fellas, I prefer my hand.GodLovesDead

Wow, you couldn't even stand to talk to her for one hour.

Why were you even dating her. ;o

I spend all day with mine usually, then talk to her until we fall asleep. A good 10 hours a day usually, and I still miss her sometimes.

Like right now, when she's at her grandparents for Christmas. D:

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#11 Fortier
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Girlfriends are overrated. Last one I had wouldn't leave me alone. She'd call once a day and I couldn't get off the phone until I filled the one-hour quota. Sorry fellas, I prefer my hand.GodLovesDead

You know, if you find someone you can actually care about, an hour a day isn't enough...

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#12 monkey2go
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just tell her you need some pace
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#13 freek666
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Fight fire with fire. Keep contacting her repeatedly until she tells u to stop doing it so muchand if that doesnt work, just tell her that she needs to stop calling so much, but to keep it regular and not like every second.
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#14 Zerocrossings
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If you find her anooying then its best to break up.

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#15 rowzzr
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We've only been going out a few days but she keeps calling me and doesn't give me any time alone. I still like her, she's just a little too attached. Any ideas?madcapper248

if you're in a relationship, you're committed to tell each other your problems. and especially your problem with one another.

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#16 cheese_game619
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1. "**** off *****, we can **** tomorrow."

2. PRE-NUP! :lol:

3. Suicide

...

Oh, or you could just break up. You know, whatever works best. Suicide is probably... yeah... a good option here. But hey, you know, whatever. Talking to he nicely would probably work too but waddayagunnadoeh?

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#17 -kaz3-
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Dude she's head over heels over you:lol:. My freaking ex is really bugging me out. She's getting pretty annoying..we're in the same boat I suppose:P
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#18 Panzer-schreck
Member since 2007 • 2835 Posts
Just tell her you're busy with (hw/studying/sports/driving out of town/xyz excuse) when you don't want to hang out.
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#19 yagr_zero
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Just tell her we need to slow down, or smack her. Either way seems to work.
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#20 00Raziel00
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restraining order...or tell her you need more space
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#21 solidgamer
Member since 2005 • 7542 Posts

jus bare with it for the first few weeks its usally like that wen u start a relationship it will soon die down

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#22 PhoenixMDK
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Personally I have found the most effective, efficient way to get a girl to leave you alone is the spider-man.
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#23 shinian
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Q: How can I get my girlfriend to leave me alone.

A: Tell her that she needs to loose some weight.

100% rate of success.

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#24 whoody12
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smack her in the face with babypowder
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#25 ROFLMASTER
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The Spiderman :lol:
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#26 -AK47-
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Break up with her. Its the only way.
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#27 muppet1010
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looks like someone needs to die... its either you or her.
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#28 death_bagel
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I've had that before, every time I logged on AIM that instant she messaged me and wouldn't leave me alone. A week later we broke up. Those kind of relationships just never work out.
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#29 MetalOwnsRap
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Give her a Angry dragon or a houdini, maybe an angry pirate.
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#30 death_bagel
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The only successful thing to do is breaking up with her, as hard is it might be its either her or your free time.
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#31 MattyJ78
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Leave her a rude MySpace message and make out with her friend.
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#32 Quadrifoglio
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1. "**** off *****, we can **** tomorrow."

2. PRE-NUP! :lol:

3. Suicide

...

Oh, or you could just break up. You know, whatever works best. Suicide is probably... yeah... a good option here. But hey, you know, whatever. Talking to he nicely would probably work too but waddayagunnadoeh?

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:lol:

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#33 plague32390
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Q: How can I get my girlfriend to leave me alone.

A: Tell her that she needs to loose some weight.

100% rate of success.

shinian

Hehehe, that got me giggling.

Anyway, Im no ladies man.....in fact Im like anti-ladies man. Im pretty sure if you want her to stop talking to you every second of the day, just straight up tell her "Look babe, there are many other ways you can show that you love me then calling me every second. Look into those ways and get back to me once you have found out what they are." Who knows, you might get a little back-door action out of it.....or a slap across the face.

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#34 death_bagel
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Tell her she needs to shave and go on a diet. Thats the mean way to break up but it works equally well.
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#35 rudyroundhead
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If you like her put up with it. If not then break up with her.
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#36 DivineSword  Moderator
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If that's her attitude towards you, then I say break up with her since she doesn't respect your request if you ask her for some quiet time.
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#37 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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Three simple words: I have Aids. Problem solved.
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#38 bellsmye1
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Drop kick her in the chest.
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#39 ares_infernus
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piss on her patio to show you can be equally possessive
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#40 ChicaQueenWarGa
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You're going to have a hard time when you're married. xP
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#41 ares_infernus
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piss on her patio to show you can be equally possessive
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#42 nintendo_fan675
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at lease you have someone that is that attached to you
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#43 Ghelga
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Personally I have found the most effective, efficient way to get a girl to leave you alone is the spider-man.PhoenixMDK

What if she's into that kind of thing? :|

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#44 pikmin-master
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Personally I have found the most effective, efficient way to get a girl to leave you alone is the spider-man.
PhoenixMDK

LMFAO!!!

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#45 Tigerman950
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Sit down with her and talk it out. There's no better solution to any relationship problem than that.
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[QUOTE="GodLovesDead"]Girlfriends are overrated. Last one I had wouldn't leave me alone. She'd call once a day and I couldn't get off the phone until I filled the one-hour quota. Sorry fellas, I prefer my hand.WildLIkeChild

Wow, you couldn't even stand to talk to her for one hour.

Why were you even dating her. ;o

I spend all day with mine usually, then talk to her until we fall asleep. A good 10 hours a day usually, and I still miss her sometimes.

Like right now, when she's at her grandparents for Christmas. D:

And you've been dating her for how long? I've been with my girlfriend for about...16 months or so. I love my alone time, and see her during the day. She spends the night most every night though.

If you aren't ready for that level of committment TC then I suggest you be single. Girls can be that way.

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#47 gamah_killah
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Just say you'll call her instead so she won't call you and wait like a good girl.
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#48 SolidSnake35
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That's why I'm so picky, so when I eventually get a girlfriend, there's no way I'd shun her. >_>
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#49 FFinfinite
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Personally I have found the most effective, efficient way to get a girl to leave you alone is the spider-man.
PhoenixMDK
Yup, he needs to get naked right away! :P
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#50 Ghelga
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That's why I'm so picky, so when I eventually get a girlfriend, there's no way I'd shun her. >_>SolidSnake35

as well as her not being a non-believer. :P