Okay...background information.
I got my cell phone account and phone number about 2.5 years ago. About a year after I got my cell phone account, I started getting calls from people asking for "Michael". The calls would typically go like this...
Caller: "Can I speak to Michael"?
Me: "Sorry, wrong number."
Caller: "Really? Is this XXX-XXXX?"
Me: "Okayyyy....I guess you don't have the wrong number. That's my phone number, but there's no Michael here."
Caller: "Yeah...The thing is, I'm looking at the business card right now. Michael, at Bumfluff Technologies, phone number: XXX-XXXX."
Me: "Well then, Michael lied to you. I don't know any Michael, this isn't a business number, and I can't help you. Next time you see Michael, ask him why he's handing out business cards with my phone number on them."
Anyway, I got the occasional call for Michael for about a year, then they just stopped. I guess people sort of caught on that Michael didn't have a business and was just handing out business cards with a random phone number in order to impress people.
Recently though, I started getting calls from a certain phone book company. I've long since stopped answering calls from numbers that I don't recognize, due to getting annoyed by people asking for Michael. But I checked my voicemails, and they were like, "This is James from accounts payable at Phone Book Company", and we really need to speak to you about your account. Please call us at 111-1111".
And these calls were REALLY annoying, because these guys were calling all the time. Eventually I called them up, and the conversation went like this.
Customer Service Rep: "Can I please have your password for your account?"
Me: "I don't have an account. I'm calling you to tell you to stop calling me."
CSR: "Okay, can I please have the number that you're referring to?"
Me: "Yeah. XXX-XXXX. Your accounts payable department keeps calling to speak to Michael, but there's no Michael here, and I've never had an account with you guys. Can you please stop calling me?"
CSR: "Okay, can you please give me a minute to look up the information...alright...may I ask you how long you've had this number?"
Me: "I've had this number for 2 and a half years."
CSR: "Uh, yeah..."
Me: "Look, can you please just stop calling me? There's no Michael here. There's never been a Michael here in the 2.5 years that I've had this phone number. This isn't a business number, I don't have an account with you guys, I have never had an account with you guys. Can you please just stop calling my number about Michael's account, because michael isn't here. He never was here. If you need to talk to Michael, then you aren't going to find him at this number."
CSR: "Okay, thanks for calling. I'll be sure to note this conversation into the account."
Me: "Okay, thanks. Bye."
Problem is, the phone book company is STILL CALLING ME about Michael's account.
HOW can I get them to STOP ****ING CALLING ME?
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