How can i teach my Cat to talk?

Very carefully.

Best. Thread. Evar.THE_DRUGGIE

Agreed, this guy deserves an emblem for making this thread. And should he come back with proof that he made his cat speak and talk like a human then double emblem i say!

touch it on the shoulder, do a barrel roll, and dont laugh or you'll lose.

:lol::lol::lol:

You don't know how? I do! But I will have to kill you after i tell you!

Your charisma level needs to be at least 50 and you need 20 nature crystals.Sajo7

Your charisma level needs to be at least 50 and you need 20 nature crystals.Sajo7

:lol::lol::lol:

You don't know how? I do! But I will have to kill you after i tell you!

Aljosa23

tell me plz.

and you wont kill me or my cat will eat you for dinner

[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

:lol::lol::lol:

You don't know how? I do! But I will have to kill you after i tell you!

THUNDERBOLT11

tell me plz.

and you wont kill me or my cat will eat you for dinner

[QUOTE="Sajo7"]Your charisma level needs to be at least 50 and you need 20 nature crystals.MattUD1

HAX!

You should teach your cat to speak spanish. DJ-Lafleur

russian would be cooler

[QUOTE="MattUD1"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]Your charisma level needs to be at least 50 and you need 20 nature crystals.Sajo7

HAX!

touch it on the shoulder, do a barrel roll, and dont laugh or you'll lose.

quadraleap

that's simple...you and your cat need to go to a university...learn languages with the cat and then when you're done, sell the cat for 1000000000$ and buy more cats for world domination!!!!

[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]You should teach your cat to speak spanish. THUNDERBOLT11

russian would be cooler

hmmm, You could be on to something...

like Meowth in pokemon?THUNDERBOLT11

you cant

bite it's tail very gently.turgore

You can teach it how to dance.Guiltfeeder566

That's also a good idea...

if you could teach your cat russian, and teach it to dance, you could have the ultimate cat! :o

You can teach it how to dance.Guiltfeeder566

oh wow. how?