How Do I become fat?

Why would you want to get fat.....?

Or do you mean that you are "abnormally" thin?

Are you past 25? If you're not, don't go crazy trying to put on weight, because you may later wish you hadn't.

Get marriedBig_Bad_Sad

Twinkies!

Get marriedBig_Bad_Sad

Become an Alcoholic.

Burger King has that Quad-stacker. It's got four patties with cheese and bacon. Yumm!

play more videogames (not wii-fit), watch more tv, read more books, and eat more pizza and burgers while doing these things. Maybe some ice cream also.

Pick a random fat person,near you, and imitate his every move.
And don't slouch!(unless he is)when he's having his midnight twinkie-you get your ass up and have one yourself.

Pick a random fat person,near you, and imitate his every move.grape_of_wrath

What if the person is trying to lose weight?

Eat at Macaroni Grill three times a day.cd_rom

Burger King has that Quad-stacker. It's got four patties with cheese and bacon. Yumm!

aransom

[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Get marriedimaps3fanboy

Why would you want to get fat.....?

Or do you mean that you are "abnormally" thin?

Teenaged

Little known fact: Gram for gram, flour has about the same calorific content as sugar. Stay away from overly rich foods if you want to keep your liver and arteries intact. Pasta dishes are a good way to gain weight without doing any long term harm to your organism.jimmyjammer69

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]Pick a random fat person,near you, and imitate his every move.cheesyjon

What if the person is trying to lose weight?

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Eat loads of carbs and protein. So the opposite to what weight loss tips say.

Fat people make it look easy.

[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"]Pick a random fat person,near you, and imitate his every move.grape_of_wrath

What if the person is trying to lose weight?

Uhhhhhh... ok. Grapes trying to lose weight. Lift weights. Squish!

Eat oads of carbs and protein. So the opposite to what weight los tips say.

Fat people make it look easy.

garathe_den

Get marriedBig_Bad_Sad

[QUOTE="garathe_den"]

Eat loads of carbs and protein. So the opposite to what weight loss tips say.

Fat people make it look easy.

th3warr1or

Yeah I have the same appetite, makes it more difficult.

But I've gained some weight by going to a nutritionist. The food was really boring though.

Eat a bunch of ice cream and drink a bunch of beer and whiskey...

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"][QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

What if the person is trying to lose weight?

Uhhhhhh... ok. Grapes trying to lose weight. Lift weights. Squish!

[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"] Than he tries to lose weight with him(it never works,anyway) -I require complete devotion! :x grape_of_wrath

Uhhhhhh... ok. Grapes trying to lose weight. Lift weights. Squish!

Because of the raisins.

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"][QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

Uhhhhhh... ok. Grapes trying to lose weight. Lift weights. Squish!

Because of the raisins.

[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"] Why must all these discussions always resort to anti-grapism? :xgrape_of_wrath

Because of the raisins.

Yeah, raisins are the lepers, lol.

[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"][QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

Because of the raisins.

Yeah, raisins are the lepers, lol.

This has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard, do you think kids in haiti are thinking about how there arm looks like from the front and not the side??? HOLY COW we have some extremely bored and self concious people in the world. lil_zelda_dude

Eat, then sleep.

Since you don't use much energy when you sleep, you store it, I believe that's how it works.

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[QUOTE="grape_of_wrath"] Raisins are just grapes with a skin condition.....:|grape_of_wrath

Yeah, raisins are the lepers, lol.

It's a good thing you don't touch your cousin then, lol.

Just go to your local Mcdonalds and say Supersize me.

1) Bananas. #1 way to gain weight. About 3-4 a day will do

2)Protein - Shakes, eggs, bars, red and white meat. if you want fast weight gains, consume 1 1/2 grams of protein per pound of body weight daily (i.e. a 200 lb man would consume 300g of protein).

3)Fats - Oils, eggs (again) and nuts* - any fats that don't come from animal tissue. Avocado's are the best route to go here.

4)Carbohydates - Starch it!!! Eat pasta regularly, twice a day. The excess carbs will go into producing more energy for you to use while at the gym, and will also facilitate a higher body fat percentage.

*walnuts have a high fat content, so mix those in. Otherwise, sitck to almonds for a good source of protein as well as fat.

Hope this helps.

Eat, then sleep.

Since you don't use much energy when you sleep, you store it, I believe that's how it works.

supa_badman

Let Michael Phelps be your guide.

Eating when you're bored and right before bed is the best thing to do in this situation.

Many young people have fairly active metabolisms, but once you get older, you will have a hard time keeping the pounds off.

Keep in mind that Michael Phelps is an olympic athlete - I am a self-proclaimed body builder, and even with my muscle mass I don't need that much energy. Some of us have lives out of the water :P

[QUOTE="lil_zelda_dude"]This has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard, do you think kids in haiti are thinking about how there arm looks like from the front and not the side??? HOLY COW we have some extremely bored and self concious people in the world. alphamale1989