how do i become known as a son of god like jesus?

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#1 lithuania_pride
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I think it would be really cool to be known as a son of god. How do I convince mass amounts of people that I am one? Do you think it would be possible in a world of information and widespread learning?
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You walk on water :|
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#3 UrbanSpartan125
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Well you're not, and that would be lieing and you would probably be killed.
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Turn water into.....get ready for this....................................................KOOL-AID JAMMERS!
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Turn water into wine with touch alone. That always works.
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#7 Mutatedbloodelf
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Well you're not, and that would be lying and you would probably be killed.UrbanSpartan125
Yes killing is how religious people solve their problems.
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Well you're not, and that would be lying and you would probably be killed.UrbanSpartan125
BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE SO BADass IF HE WAS!
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Seems like modern-day people are smart enough to say, "wtf, he's crazy" and ignore you. Back in Jesus' day, people were so naive that they believed it. Sorry, I just don't believe anyone can be the son of God. Just foolish. But I'll admit he was real, just not so divine :P
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Turn water into.....get ready for this....................................................KOOL-AID JAMMERS!Scienceblows

OH YEAH!
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Perform a couple of miracles.
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I think it would be really cool to be known as a son of god. How do I convince mass amounts of people that I am one? Do you think it would be possible in a world of information and widespread learning?lithuania_pride

get someone to write a book about you, then go to some country with low average IQ (Africa, United States) and get a bunch of people to spread copies and tell everyone its the truth!!!! and don't forget, to make them want to believe, so make sure you tell them if they don't, they'll suffer forever!

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It's the age of recordable mass media, so good luck with that.
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#15 SpaceMoose
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Well you're not, and that would be lieing and you would probably be killed.UrbanSpartan125

That would be the Christian thing to do. :roll:

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#17 Sykes
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Its to late, you had the chance to volunteer in heaven but he must of beat yah to it!:P
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#18 Travo_basic
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Good luck with that one.
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[QUOTE="UrbanSpartan125"]Well you're not, and that would be lieing and you would probably be killed.SpaceMoose

That would be the Christian thing to do. :roll:

I never said i would kill him, its just how most things go. Jesus was crucified because people didnt believe in him or believe in what he did. The same thing would happen if he said he was jesus.
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Seems like modern-day people are smart enough to say, "wtf, he's crazy" and ignore you. Back in Jesus' day, people were so naive that they believed it. Sorry, I just don't believe anyone can be the son of God. Just foolish. But I'll admit he was real, just not so divine :PShiggums


But they SAID he was divine! I mean cmon! They can't be lying! The same people that burned witches; how can this logic go wrong?!
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you gotta be a martyr first so get to dieing.
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#22 Wolf-avatar
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Sorry dude but I think Chris Angle already gots that coverd...Jesus turned water into wine,Chris turned water into Beer,Praise the Holy Lord Broders!
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Piss of the Romans.
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put yourself up on a cross in NYC
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I think it would be really cool to be known as a son of god. How do I convince mass amounts of people that I am one? Do you think it would be possible in a world of information and widespread learning?lithuania_pride

prove that ur mama is a virgin.

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#26 Devil-Itachi
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I thought christians taught that we were all children of god, which would make you a son of god. Jesus is just special, even though god is all about equality.
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#28 Shekb
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I think it would be really cool to be known as a son of god. How do I convince mass amounts of people that I am one? Do you think it would be possible in a world of information and widespread learning?lithuania_pride
Then you'd get killed violently by religious people
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#30 1005
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To be a son of God you have to find a man who can get a virgin pregnant without the use of sperm. And then be the child she gives birth too.

So since you've already been born i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say i doubt you can ever be a son of God, sorry but its just impossible.

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#31 chrisrooR
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Well you're not, and that would be lieing and you would probably be killed.UrbanSpartan125

prove that he isn't. :|