How do I get family members to leave the house for the night?

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#1 RobboElRobbo
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Alright, I don't have much time to write this but long story short: there's a dance at school tonight and my mom and dad were supposedly going camping, and my sister was going to a friends. I was going to invite a girl over after we went to the dance seeing as nobody's home, and I got my hopes up pretty high. Dad's staying home now and so is my sister and she's also going to the dance (freakin' dammit!). Right now I'm pretty disappointed and pissed. My sister can't go to a friend's house, apperantly they're all busy. Any last second ideas? Anyhow, I'm headed to school right now so I'll check back when I get home. Thank you OT :)

Also, there's no boyfriend/girlfriend relationship here, we're just friends to the extreme I suppose you could say. So that might be a tad frowned upon, and I don't want people finding out. In fact, I don't want my parents or sister to find out I'm interested in her at all

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#2 MuddVader
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Bathrooms.

Edit: Tbh I don't think there is really any way to get them to leave, unless you give your dad some money so he can go to a movie or something, and your sister ends up hanging out with friends after the dance.

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#3 GswSir
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Considering the complexity of this problem, I consulted the Magic 8-Ball that is currently in my possession.

Outlook not so goodThe Magic 8-Ball

Unfortunately, dear sir, it would appear it simply was not meant to be.

Good luck and godspeed!

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#4 Ceraby
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Well seeing as they're all going to be home, maybe you could be the one to leave the house by finding someplace else.

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#5 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="GswSir"]

Considering the complexity of this problem, I consulted the Magic 8-Ball that is currently in my possession.

Outlook not so goodThe Magic 8-Ball

Unfortunately, dear sir, it would appear it simply was not meant to be.

Good luck and godspeed!

Most original response in a while on here...well played good sir
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#6 FragStains
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Get a tarp and find some open space in the woods. I mean, if you are really that desperate...
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[QUOTE="GswSir"]

Considering the complexity of this problem, I consulted the Magic 8-Ball that is currently in my possession.

[QUOTE="The Magic 8-Ball"]Outlook not so goodrawsavon

Unfortunately, dear sir, it would appear it simply was not meant to be.

Good luck and godspeed!

Most original response in a while on here...well played good sir

Indeed.

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#9 testfactor888
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="GswSir"]

Unfortunately, dear sir, it would appear it simply was not meant to be.

Good luck and godspeed!

th3warr1or

Most original response in a while on here...well played good sir

Indeed.

Indubitably good sir

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#10 grungeman91
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You can go to the maintenance closet and the girls/boys locker rooms, My last option would be the bathroom because at every school the bathrooms are always horrible.
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#11 Atmanix
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Well, sounds like you're screwed for tonight (well, not really... you know what I mean).

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#12 Immortalica
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Sounds crappy man. Why don't you be the one to get out of the house? Maybe go to your girls place? Hmm? See where I'm going with this?
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#13 harashawn
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If you need an excuse for your parents to leave in order to do something, you probably shouldn't be doing it, eh?

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#14 bsman00
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Alright, I don't have much time to write this but long story short: there's a dance at school tonight and my mom and dad were supposedly going camping, and my sister was going to a friends. I was going to invite a girl over after we went to the dance seeing as nobody's home, and I got my hopes up pretty high. Dad's staying home now and so is my sister and she's also going to the dance (freakin' dammit!). Right now I'm pretty disappointed and pissed. My sister can't go to a friend's house, apperantly they're all busy. Any last second ideas? Anyhow, I'm headed to school right now so I'll check back when I get home. Thank you OT :)

RobboElRobbo
Friends house with no parents? Or her house?
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Cattleprod.

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#16 needled24-7
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just tell your dad, "hey dad, i plan on bringing a female back to the house after the dance", he'll probably be cool with it. he was a teenager once, i doubt he's going to cack block you. and unless your sister just likes being a ***** for the sake of being a *****, she shouldn't have a problem with it either.

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#17 Evil_Saluki
Member since 2008 • 5217 Posts

LOL topic. Your problem not mine.

My girlfriend doesn't care even if my parents are in the house, but then she's filthy like that.

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hotels
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#19 EVOLV3
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Tell him this: "Yo pops I got a fine broad coming over tonight, so I need yous to scram tonight" Exactly like that.

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#20 Immortalica
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Tell him this: "Yo pops I got a fine broad coming over tonight, so I need yous to scram tonight" Exactly like that.

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#21 Meat_Wad_Fan
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Get a motel room, the kind that have those beds you feed quarters to vibrate:oops:

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#22 Head_of_games
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Re-schedule, or just have her over and keep it clean.
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#23 Dark__Link
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Tell him this: "Yo pops I got a fine broad coming over tonight, so I need yous to scram tonight" Exactly like that.

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If my son told me that, I would shake his hand and find a hotel for the night.
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#24 Mochyc
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If you need an excuse for your parents to leave in order to do something, you probably shouldn't be doing it, eh?

harashawn

I'm 18 and my parents don't want me having sex till I'm married, and personally I wouldn't even want to have sex with them in the house (weeeeeeeird). That being said, it doesn't mean I shouldn't be having sex and it's defintely not going to stop me from having sex.

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#25 Pirate700
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Your parents have to be gone for a girl to come over? You do have a room right? Or just go to her house.

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#26 RYDERFTN
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Well if your school is anything like mine was then go under the bleachers or the locker room.The locker room wouldnt be as private though as almost everyone goes in there to *whistles*
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Burn it down.
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:P you win some you lose some
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#29 rcignoni
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Drive her somewhere secluded?
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2 words: fart spray.

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#31 RobboElRobbo
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just tell your dad, "hey dad, i plan on bringing a female back to the house after the dance", he'll probably be cool with it. he was a teenager once, i doubt he's going to cack block you. and unless your sister just likes being a ***** for the sake of being a *****, she shouldn't have a problem with it either.

needled24-7

Actually it would be a problem, seeing as for some reason they find this sort of thing funny and they all hate this particular girl. Though I never really considered going to HER house >.> Hmm.

Also, there's no boyfriend/girlfriend relationship here, we're just friends to the extreme I suppose you could say. So that might be a tad frowned upon, and I don't want people finding out. In fact, I don't want my parents or sister to find out I'm interested in her at all

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#32 RobboElRobbo
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Your parents have to be gone for a girl to come over? You do have a room right? Or just go to her house.

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I'm not sure if you understand my intentions or not

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#33 Mr_Cumberdale
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Does it matter if you parent's are home? Chances are he'll get off the couch if you tell him your going to play videogames with her.
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#34 RobboElRobbo
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:P you win some you lose somemoonlightcharm6

Haha I don't see where I'm winning right now

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Your welcome.
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#36 Agent-Zero
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Go to her house?
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#37 Agent-Zero
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[QUOTE="moonlightcharm6"]:P you win some you lose someRobboElRobbo

Haha I don't see where I'm winning right now

What he is saying you win at some situations, and you lose at others. He is not saying that you are win a little and lose a little in the same situation....
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#38 VisigothSaxon
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] Most original response in a while on here...well played good sirtestfactor888

Indeed.

Indubitably good sir

Your quite the raconteur.

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#39 RobboElRobbo
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[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"][QUOTE="moonlightcharm6"]:P you win some you lose someAgent-Zero

Haha I don't see where I'm winning right now

What he is saying you win at some situations, and you lose at others. He is not saying that you are win a little and lose a little in the same situation....

Well then, that makes sense. I don't win a lot of situations really >.>

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#40 VisigothSaxon
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[QUOTE="Agent-Zero"][QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

Haha I don't see where I'm winning right now

RobboElRobbo

What he is saying you win at some situations, and you lose at others. He is not saying that you are win a little and lose a little in the same situation....

Well then, that makes sense. I don't win a lot of situations really >.>

Are your intentions for having the house to yourself with her what I think they are. Let me put it this way, are you two planning on pitching a tent when you are all alone?

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#41 RobboElRobbo
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[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"][QUOTE="Agent-Zero"] What he is saying you win at some situations, and you lose at others. He is not saying that you are win a little and lose a little in the same situation....VisigothSaxon

Well then, that makes sense. I don't win a lot of situations really >.>

Are your intentions for having the house to yourself with her what I think they are. Let me put it this way, are you two planning on pitching a tent when you are all alone?

Actually, she hasn't agreed to anything, but I could pull it off

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#42 VisigothSaxon
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[QUOTE="VisigothSaxon"]

[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

Well then, that makes sense. I don't win a lot of situations really >.>

RobboElRobbo

Are your intentions for having the house to yourself with her what I think they are. Let me put it this way, are you two planning on pitching a tent when you are all alone?

Actually, she hasn't agrees to anything, but I could pull it off

Bahaha, you sly dog you.

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#43 Bluestorm-Kalas
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You just turned 16 right? Nothing wrong with the back of your truck. :P

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build a card board box home as a temporary dwelling
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#45 RobboElRobbo
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You just turned 16 right? Nothing wrong with the back of your truck. :P

Bluestorm-Kalas

Actually it's a little uncomfortable back there to be honest

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#46 Hanzoadam
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I know how you feel that sucks, but at the moment it looks like some ones not getting any sex :P

If its your 1st time make it special dont do it some where stupid because you want to like a that guy who sugested ding it in a back of a truck

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#47 Mr_Leonis
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They are called away games

Bathrooms.

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Example ^
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#48 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

Your parents have to be gone for a girl to come over? You do have a room right? Or just go to her house.

RobboElRobbo

I'm not sure if you understand my intentions or not

Yes...I do. Close the door.

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#49 wigan_gamer
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[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]

Tell him this: "Yo pops I got a fine broad coming over tonight, so I need yous to scram tonight" Exactly like that.

Immortalica
:lol: This. Do this.

My dad would actually go out if I said something like this :/
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#50 RobboElRobbo
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I know how you feel that sucks, but at the moment it looks like some ones not getting any sex :P

If its your 1st time make it special dont do it some where stupid because you want to like a that guy who sugested ding it in a back of a truck

Hanzoadam

Hey, be nice now. Bluestorm Dash Kalas has good ideas.