How do I stop chewing on pens?

I don't just nibble on them, I gnaw the plastic off them. It's really addictive, and I have no idea how to stop. What should I do? :cry:

Pretend that each time you chew on a pen, a kitten dies.

Or if you are a dig person, a puppy.

Chew on your fingers instead.

I dunno but if you find out how let me know. I need to break this habit also.

put poison on them :twisted:

use pencil

oh dear, my mind is clearly deep in the gutter today...F1_2004

But again to my defense, I dont see very well.

[QUOTE="F1_2004"]oh dear, my mind is clearly deep in the gutter today...Teenaged

But again to my defense, I dont see very well.

Write with pencils, they are not as fun to chew on. I like to chew on my pens to, it's worth it.

I read that as something else. :(

Dip the pen in something nasty.

oh dear, my mind is clearly deep in the gutter today...F1_2004

Put hot sauce on it. Seems to work for dogs.

[QUOTE="Teenaged"]

[QUOTE="F1_2004"]oh dear, my mind is clearly deep in the gutter today...-Shooter-

But again to my defense, I dont see very well.

Put something else in your mouth. That's actually what a cop told our class for people who smoke.Mochyc

Put something else in your mouth. That's actually what a cop told our class for people who smoke.Mochyc

Was he looking at the girls in the class with a sexy look while saying that?

Use a rock-solid metal pen.

worked for me...

I think you have to control yourself of doing this and avoid chewing on non-foods.

Chew a pen that will explode, you will learn your lesson.

I don't just nibble on them, I gnaw the plastic off them. It's really addictive, and I have no idea how to stop. What should I do? :cry:

ghoklebutter

In all seriousness, substitute a toothpick, either flat or round (your choice).

[QUOTE="-Shooter-"][QUOTE="Teenaged"]You werent the only one..... *gulps*

But again to my defense, I dont see very well.

thriteenthmonke

Me 5. I suspected others would feel the same, but i scrolled down to see if they did.

Anyways, one thing to do is every time you're about to chew on a pen, shock yourself with electricity so that you become conditioned to hate chewing on pens.

have you tried coating the pen tips with something you can't stand?

there are all sorts of ugly tasting things you can get to smear on the ends of your pen and that should do the trick.

in my dad's day his teacher put alum on the erasers of the students if she saw sucking the ends and that cured them.

Alum btw is used for pickling and medicine and it is the ingredient in the really sour novelty store gum that makes your lips pucker up as soon as you start chewing.

My dad went to school in the days when parents thanked the teacher for using common sense or discipline when necessary instead of suing them for "being mean" to the little darlings when they misbehave.

Glue sandpaper around the top of your pens.

I did not read the title of this thread as "pens" at first and was very disturbed for about 3 seconds.

[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="-Shooter-"] Same here, I thought I was the only one...hydralisk86

Me 5. I suspected others would feel the same, but i scrolled down to see if they did.

Anyways, one thing to do is every time you're about to chew on a pen, shock yourself with electricity so that you become conditioned to hate chewing on pens.

Oh, apparently I'm in good company here.

stop chewing on pens or else...

Just start chewing gum. Seriously with any willpower at all you should be able to stop this. If you can't stop chewing pens how are you ever going to be able to quit anything else you might do that isn't desirable?

I should've known you would make a topic title like this. :P

Chew on something else. :lol:

Umm.....chew on gum instead?

Or you could continue chewing on the pens until your deep into debt from your constant pen buying and then you will be forced to spare every pen unless you want to lose your possessions.

You could also dip it in dog doo. :)

this topic reminds me of the first time I got suspended.

I asked my debate teacher if I could write my favourite quotation on the blackboard and she said "sure"

in large block letters "The pen is mightier than the sword"

I made the tiniest possible space between the second and third words of that sentance.

She really blew a gasket and I found out later why.

this same teacher lost her job for taking her girlfriend out for a session in her van in the school parking lot.

Had it been off campus they could have claimed it was none of the schools business but there were studends watching through the window.

Put chile on all your pens

I do that too. Oh well. :P

Smoke. Smoke a pipe. Yeah, a pipe.

Gum.

Chew on gum

[QUOTE="Mochyc"]Put something else in your mouth. That's actually what a cop told our class for people who smoke.raven_squad

I assume you are being sarcastic...you don't really mean to recommend smoking to anyone:?