Stumble a little, slur your words, randomly pause in the middle of sentences, stagger, and continue, your S's should be Sh's, and you need to giggle occasionally at nothing, along with a hiccup every few minutes. Think you can handle that? xD
Slur your words, say the same thing three times in a row, mix a few consanants around and be ready to fight as soon as someone challenges anything you say.
Don't forget to smell like piss and stumble across the room.
Stumble a little, slur your words, randomly pause in the middle of sentences, stagger, and continue, your S's should be Sh's, and you need to giggle occasionally at nothing, along with a hiccup every few minutes. Think you can handle that? xDPrEsS__Start
That hicup thing is so overdone. I never hiccup when I'm drunk and I have been drunk many times. I'm also one of the few people who don't seem to get hangovers :)
Stumble a little, slur your words, randomly pause in the middle of sentences, stagger, and continue, your S's should be Sh's, and you need to giggle occasionally at nothing, along with a hiccup every few minutes. Think you can handle that? xDPrEsS__Start
This is pretty much what I was going to say. Except the hiccups. Also, exaggerate all of your actions. (not talking but still important).
[QUOTE="PrEsS__Start"]Stumble a little, slur your words, randomly pause in the middle of sentences, stagger, and continue, your S's should be Sh's, and you need to giggle occasionally at nothing, along with a hiccup every few minutes. Think you can handle that? xDBumFluff122
That hicup thing is so overdone. I never hiccup when I'm drunk and I have been drunk many times. I'm also one of the few people who don't seem to get hangovers :) :O lucky! Sometimes I won't even get drunk and I'll still get a hangover based on the 2 or 3 beers I had :P
[QUOTE="unholymight"]Drink some whiskey before the play.barcx17
This. There's not drunk talk like real drunk talk. They won't know that you're drunk, they'll just think you're one hell of an actor ;)
It would be a damn good excuse to drink at school, and if by some strange series of events you get caught, just say you were trying to really get into character.
This. There's not drunk talk like real drunk talk. They won't know that you're drunk, they'll just think you're one hell of an actor ;)
It would be a damn good excuse to drink at school, and if by some strange series of events you get caught, just say you were trying to really get into character. I'm good, thanks. :P
[QUOTE="fidosim"]Slurr your words together, talk louder than usual, and act really emotional at the smallest things.BumFluff122
I don't act really emotional when I'm drunk. Usually because I'm pretty confused when I'm drunk. And I have a tendency to not listen. Some people get emotional, some don't.
[QUOTE="fidosim"]Slurr your words together, talk louder than usual, and act really emotional at the smallest things.fidosim
I don't act really emotional when I'm drunk. Usually because I'm pretty confused when I'm drunk. And I have a tendency to not listen. Some people get emotional, some don't. I think the people who get emotional are mostly female. All the guys I know usually get horny when they are drunk. Not emotional.
[QUOTE="fidosim"][QUOTE="BumFluff122"]I don't act really emotional when I'm drunk. Usually because I'm pretty confused when I'm drunk. And I have a tendency to not listen.
Some people get emotional, some don't. I think the people who get emotional are mostly female. All the guys I know usually get horny when they are drunk. Not emotional. That's probably true. From what i've seen, guys either horny or act aggressively, shouting, pounding on doors, etc. I have heard of guys puking and then crying hysterically while apologizing, though. :P
That's probably true. From what i've seen, guys either horny or act aggressively, shouting, pounding on doors, etc. I have heard of guys puking and then crying hysterically while apologizing, though. :Pfidosim
I've never heard nor seen that. Those sounds like guys who are drunk their first time. I've been that drunk before but never apolgized because I was too near comotose to do much more than just sittign there waving my head back and forth.
[QUOTE="fidosim"] That's probably true. From what i've seen, guys either horny or act aggressively, shouting, pounding on doors, etc. I have heard of guys puking and then crying hysterically while apologizing, though. :PBumFluff122
I've never heard nor seen that. Those sounds like guys who are drunk their first time. I've been that drunk before but never apolgized because I was too near comotose to do much more than just sittign there waving my head back and forth. Wow, do you do ANYTHING when you're drunk? :P
[QUOTE="amirbrandon"] Wow, do you do ANYTHING when you're drunk? :PBumFluff122
My friend says I pace, I can't sit still, I get louder and I like to dance when I'm drunk. And I snore really loud.So, you slept with your friend when you were drunk?
[QUOTE="amirbrandon"] Wow, do you do ANYTHING when you're drunk? :Pentropyecho
My friend says I pace, I can't sit still, I get louder and I like to dance when I'm drunk. And I snore really loud.So, you slept with your friend when you were drunk?no. She is like a sister.
Start sentences you cannot for the life of you remember how you intended to finish. Say the f-bomb a lot. Laugh REALLY loud when laughter is required. Everything else has been said.
I have some videos taken of me after parties where I'm really drunk. I would let you use them as reference, but they're not on Youtube and I don't feel like uploading them lol.
[QUOTE="amirbrandon"] Wow, do you do ANYTHING when you're drunk? :PBumFluff122
My friend says I pace, I can't sit still, I get louder and I like to dance when I'm drunk. And I snore really loud. Wow you have it good :lol: I usually end up taking off my pants "because its hot" and find myself in the basement in the winter and outside in the summer if i'm lucky :D my mate still hasn't shared with me if i do it or he throws me out
Wow you have it good :lol: I usually end up taking off my pants "because its hot" and find myself in the basement in the winter and outside in the summer if i'm lucky :D my mate still hasn't shared with me if i do it or he throws me outSpicy-McHaggis
I usually don't take off my pants unless I have a girl over. And even after I take my pants off I still am confused and have no idea whats going on.
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