How do YOU ask a person out?

I tend to use a really good pickup line. Something like:

"Hey baby, are you a four star general, 'cause my privates are standing at attention 8)"

OR

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

OR

"Sex?"

''Look, there's a door over there that takes you outside, do you mind if we go through it together?''

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

Easy i know when a girl likes me they give me this smile if you had it it before you know the one im on about so i walk past wink walk past again if they smile like that again i go up to them introduce myself ask a little about them ask for a phone number for a date sometime text and call them go out with them get bored move on to the next girl.

Edit:

guess i should have left that last part out

I don't.I really don't ever want a relationship.AtomicBaconBits

Really? What's that like?

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

cyberdarkkid

Total shot in the dark... But do you watch Friends?

[QUOTE="AtomicBaconBits"]I don't.I really don't ever want a relationship.SaugaGames

Really? What's that like?

[QUOTE="SaugaGames"]

[QUOTE="AtomicBaconBits"]I don't.I really don't ever want a relationship.AtomicBaconBits

Really? What's that like?

That's cool. Just a question though... If that perfect person came along... Could you really say no?

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

SaugaGames

Total shot in the dark... But do you watch Friends?

no :(

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

MetroidPrimePwn

Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me 10 times, shame on me...

[QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

cyberdarkkid

Total shot in the dark... But do you watch Friends?

no :(

Okay :P I only ask because you explained it in a very similar way to how it was explained in the show.

[QUOTE="AtomicBaconBits"][QUOTE="SaugaGames"]

[QUOTE="AtomicBaconBits"]I don't.I really don't ever want a relationship.SaugaGames

Really? What's that like?

That's cool. Just a question though... If that perfect person came along... Could you really say no?

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"][QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

SaugaGames

Total shot in the dark... But do you watch Friends?

no :(

Okay :P I only ask because you explained it in a very similar way to how it was explained in the show.

yea? I need to watch that show..

I first proceed by dropping my wallet. The woman of choice will see it and then proceed to pick it up for me, but she will notice a great amount of cash sticking out. Her mind will look up at my face as she pleasantly gazes into my misty hazel eyes which will look back at her with so much care and devotion that a man doesn't give.

I forget the rest, but somehow it ends up with me being tied up naked to her bed post with my wallet stolen.

I really don't ask women out.

Women ask me out. =/

My freshman year alone I had a different girl at every dance.

Heres sorta my formula to get any girl (works almost every time.)

To start off, you gotta get her attention. So when she does something embarrasing, laugh at her, and make sure she sees you. You have to act like a jerk, but not too much. Tease her a little when she gets embarrased, most girls love that. Make sure you're really sarcastic. Girls love sarcasm because it shows that a man has a little touch with his feminine side. They like men who are kinda mean because it shows that they are strong people. And they remember you for some reason. Who do you usally remember in your life. Who can you name from your kindergarten class if they weren't your friend, a mean person, or someone who was funny?

After you get her to notice you more, gradually switch over to being funny. Throw in a sarcastic line often. Tell her semi-embarrasing stories. I have long hair, so I'd say like " I put my hair up in a pony tail, you wanna see?". I usually like take a picture, and then send it to them through text messaging. Get them to laugh. Girls hate boring guys, they hate serious guys unless the girl doesn't like to have fun in the first place.

After that, I usually switch over to sweet and charming, still throwing in a sarcastic line, or a funny line here and there. Give her advice on stuff. If she asks what looks good, tell her. If shes having a bad day, make her laugh. If shes really happy, tell her that you're glad for her. Just be there when she needs you. They like sweet guys because they want to wake up with their prince charming. After you have done that you switch over to who you truly are. Incorporate slowly by slowly who you really are, you know, your likes, dislikes, and other stuff. If you do everythign right, she will pretty much fall in love with you.

Please note that this process should be slowed over a few months. She will eventually like you so much that she will probably make the first move in fear of losing you.

Its worked a lot of times for me, and I've had a fair amount of girlfriends (at least 2 each school year, with the most being 5 in 8th grade.)

Well, for you guys who are having trouble out there, here was the advice I had to give.

I really don't ask women out.

Women ask me out. =/

My freshman year alone I had a different girl at every dance.

Heres sorta my formula to get any girl (works almost every time.)

To start off, you gotta get her attention. So when she does something embarrasing, laugh at her, and make sure she sees you. You have to act like a jerk, but not too much. Tease her a little when she gets embarrased, most girls love that. Make sure you're really sarcastic. Girls love sarcasm because it shows that a man has a little touch with his feminine side. They like men who are kinda mean because it shows that they are strong people. And they remember you for some reason. Who do you usally remember in your life. Who can you name from your kindergarten class if they weren't your friend, a mean person, or someone who was funny?

After you get her to notice you more, gradually switch over to being funny. Throw in a sarcastic line often. Tell her semi-embarrasing stories. I have long hair, so I'd say like " I put my hair up in a pony tail, you wanna see?". I usually like take a picture, and then send it to them through text messaging. Get them to laugh. Girls hate boring guys, they hate serious guys unless the girl doesn't like to have fun in the first place.

After that, I usually switch over to sweet and charming, still throwing in a sarcastic line, or a funny line here and there. Give her advice on stuff. If she asks what looks good, tell her. If shes having a bad day, make her laugh. If shes really happy, tell her that you're glad for her. Just be there when she needs you. They like sweet guys because they want to wake up with their prince charming. After you have done that you switch over to who you truly are. Incorporate slowly by slowly who you really are, you know, your likes, dislikes, and other stuff. If you do everythign right, she will pretty much fall in love with you.

Please note that this process should be slowed over a few months. She will eventually like you so much that she will probably make the first move in fear of losing you.

Its worked a lot of times for me, and I've had a fair amount of girlfriends (at least 2 each school year, with the most being 5 in 8th grade.)

Well, for you guys who are having trouble out there, here was the advice I had to give.

verbtex

This is all well and good... but one could make that argument that sure, you get a lot of girlfriends... But it also means you've lost a lot of girlfriends. :|

[QUOTE="verbtex"]

I really don't ask women out.

Women ask me out. =/

My freshman year alone I had a different girl at every dance.

Heres sorta my formula to get any girl (works almost every time.)

To start off, you gotta get her attention. So when she does something embarrasing, laugh at her, and make sure she sees you. You have to act like a jerk, but not too much. Tease her a little when she gets embarrased, most girls love that. Make sure you're really sarcastic. Girls love sarcasm because it shows that a man has a little touch with his feminine side. They like men who are kinda mean because it shows that they are strong people. And they remember you for some reason. Who do you usally remember in your life. Who can you name from your kindergarten class if they weren't your friend, a mean person, or someone who was funny?

After you get her to notice you more, gradually switch over to being funny. Throw in a sarcastic line often. Tell her semi-embarrasing stories. I have long hair, so I'd say like " I put my hair up in a pony tail, you wanna see?". I usually like take a picture, and then send it to them through text messaging. Get them to laugh. Girls hate boring guys, they hate serious guys unless the girl doesn't like to have fun in the first place.

After that, I usually switch over to sweet and charming, still throwing in a sarcastic line, or a funny line here and there. Give her advice on stuff. If she asks what looks good, tell her. If shes having a bad day, make her laugh. If shes really happy, tell her that you're glad for her. Just be there when she needs you. They like sweet guys because they want to wake up with their prince charming. After you have done that you switch over to who you truly are. Incorporate slowly by slowly who you really are, you know, your likes, dislikes, and other stuff. If you do everythign right, she will pretty much fall in love with you.

Please note that this process should be slowed over a few months. She will eventually like you so much that she will probably make the first move in fear of losing you.

Its worked a lot of times for me, and I've had a fair amount of girlfriends (at least 2 each school year, with the most being 5 in 8th grade.)

Well, for you guys who are having trouble out there, here was the advice I had to give.

SaugaGames

This is all well and good... but one could make that argument that sure, you get a lot of girlfriends... But it also means you've lost a lot of girlfriends. :|

Well I guess they didn't like who he really was :lol:

[QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"][QUOTE="SaugaGames"][QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

cyberdarkkid

Total shot in the dark... But do you watch Friends?

no :(

Okay :P I only ask because you explained it in a very similar way to how it was explained in the show.

yea? I need to watch that show..

easy. I don't.Pearl_of_Egypt

I envy beautiful people :(

We were watching Dan in Real Life, and I was like, "Be my girlfriend ho", and she was like, "ask nicely", and i was like, "You are beautiful, would you like to go out with me?", and she said "yes".

I'm not making this up.

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

cyberdarkkid

oo I hate the friend zone, but it is possible to get out of it, its just super difficult (almost impossible at times). but I do something similar to this, i dont choose to ask out too many people so I like to make sure I know what Im gettin into

If you really like the person you first become a friend and then you ask them out.

If you wait too long you won't be able to get out of the friend zone ;).

cyberdarkkid

You tell your friend you like em, they be horrible, tell them, it really embarrassing, you dont like them anymore and you hate your friend forever.

But the girl likes you, and you cant say no now,so you get married.

I don't.I really don't ever want a relationship.AtomicBaconBits

I'm with you on that one.

I never ask anyone out.

Guys usually ask me.

Awkwardly, i guess.

I've only asked one person out (and she said yes, might i add:)) - and it was over msn i asked her.

Pathetic and whimpy? Probably.

I don't for several reasons, like:

I'd get rejected.
I may be manipulated just so I could be built up for the fall.
I have no idea how a date works. Seriously, I just don't. How the hell do you begin this crap?

I don't have to. They ask me. :P

Other than that, you just ask. Where's the problem? They'll say yes or no, it's not like you'll get shot or something if they refuse.

I really don't ask women out.

Women ask me out. =/

My freshman year alone I had a different girl at every dance.

Heres sorta my formula to get any girl (works almost every time.)

To start off, you gotta get her attention. So when she does something embarrasing, laugh at her, and make sure she sees you. You have to act like a jerk, but not too much. Tease her a little when she gets embarrased, most girls love that. Make sure you're really sarcastic. Girls love sarcasm because it shows that a man has a little touch with his feminine side. They like men who are kinda mean because it shows that they are strong people. And they remember you for some reason. Who do you usally remember in your life. Who can you name from your kindergarten class if they weren't your friend, a mean person, or someone who was funny?

After you get her to notice you more, gradually switch over to being funny. Throw in a sarcastic line often. Tell her semi-embarrasing stories. I have long hair, so I'd say like " I put my hair up in a pony tail, you wanna see?". I usually like take a picture, and then send it to them through text messaging. Get them to laugh. Girls hate boring guys, they hate serious guys unless the girl doesn't like to have fun in the first place.

After that, I usually switch over to sweet and charming, still throwing in a sarcastic line, or a funny line here and there. Give her advice on stuff. If she asks what looks good, tell her. If shes having a bad day, make her laugh. If shes really happy, tell her that you're glad for her. Just be there when she needs you. They like sweet guys because they want to wake up with their prince charming. After you have done that you switch over to who you truly are. Incorporate slowly by slowly who you really are, you know, your likes, dislikes, and other stuff. If you do everythign right, she will pretty much fall in love with you.

Please note that this process should be slowed over a few months. She will eventually like you so much that she will probably make the first move in fear of losing you.

Its worked a lot of times for me, and I've had a fair amount of girlfriends (at least 2 each school year, with the most being 5 in 8th grade.)

Well, for you guys who are having trouble out there, here was the advice I had to give.

verbtex

[QUOTE="verbtex"]

I really don't ask women out.

Women ask me out. =/

My freshman year alone I had a different girl at every dance.

Heres sorta my formula to get any girl (works almost every time.)

To start off, you gotta get her attention. So when she does something embarrasing, laugh at her, and make sure she sees you. You have to act like a jerk, but not too much. Tease her a little when she gets embarrased, most girls love that. Make sure you're really sarcastic. Girls love sarcasm because it shows that a man has a little touch with his feminine side. They like men who are kinda mean because it shows that they are strong people. And they remember you for some reason. Who do you usally remember in your life. Who can you name from your kindergarten class if they weren't your friend, a mean person, or someone who was funny?

After you get her to notice you more, gradually switch over to being funny. Throw in a sarcastic line often. Tell her semi-embarrasing stories. I have long hair, so I'd say like " I put my hair up in a pony tail, you wanna see?". I usually like take a picture, and then send it to them through text messaging. Get them to laugh. Girls hate boring guys, they hate serious guys unless the girl doesn't like to have fun in the first place.

After that, I usually switch over to sweet and charming, still throwing in a sarcastic line, or a funny line here and there. Give her advice on stuff. If she asks what looks good, tell her. If shes having a bad day, make her laugh. If shes really happy, tell her that you're glad for her. Just be there when she needs you. They like sweet guys because they want to wake up with their prince charming. After you have done that you switch over to who you truly are. Incorporate slowly by slowly who you really are, you know, your likes, dislikes, and other stuff. If you do everythign right, she will pretty much fall in love with you.

Please note that this process should be slowed over a few months. She will eventually like you so much that she will probably make the first move in fear of losing you.

Its worked a lot of times for me, and I've had a fair amount of girlfriends (at least 2 each school year, with the most being 5 in 8th grade.)

Well, for you guys who are having trouble out there, here was the advice I had to give.

JC346

lol! That deserves a little more then clapping.