Well, I went to the doctor yesterday because I was having some problems. I couldn't pay attention, my muscles were weak, I had these circle things under my eyes, it was like I was drunk or something. Well, the doctor asked me a werid question: "Well Curtis, when was the last time you slept?" I didn't understand, so I said, "Well, never. I don't even know what that is." He looked puzzled, and said there was nothing wrong with me. "You just need to sleep. You are tired. It looks like you haven't slept for days." he said, then he sent me away. Well now I am confused, what is sleep and how do I do it?
Yellow pudding? I have to eat yellow pudding and then lay down and close my eyes? Well, I guess I will go to the store and buy some yellow pudding then. What brand works best?
Erm..if you was old enough to get to this age (of being able to read, write and type) then you must have slept, it's proven you'd be long gone by now if you hadn't. So you're clearly fake ;)
Come on! I need some help! I don't want to nail my eyes and rip out my fingernails! I mean, the pudding thing sounds okay, but will it work on it's own?
Come on! I need some help! I don't want to nail my eyes and rip out my fingernails! I mean, the pudding thing sounds okay, but will it work on it's own?Manly-manly-man
[QUOTE="Manly-manly-man"]Come on! I need some help! I don't want to nail my eyes and rip out my fingernails! I mean, the pudding thing sounds okay, but will it work on it's own?joeyp7711
[QUOTE="joeyp7711"][QUOTE="Manly-manly-man"]Come on! I need some help! I don't want to nail my eyes and rip out my fingernails! I mean, the pudding thing sounds okay, but will it work on it's own?Soul_Failure
...:| He's just loving the attention. He's such a loser..
I can't sleep because I am a loser? Or am I a loser because I can't sleep? Because the second one is okay, I can just go to sleep. But I need some help, and you guys are not helping at all. You are saying to rip off fingernails, eat pudding, take elephant tranquilizers, but when I ask what kind of pudding and how to take the tranquilizers you just shut up. And I am not ripping out fingernails or nailing my eye balls, I will only try the pudding thing or the tranquilizer.
I can't sleep because I am a loser? Or am I a loser because I can't sleep? Because the second one is okay, I can just go to sleep. But I need some help, and you guys are not helping at all. You are saying to rip off fingernails, eat pudding, take elephant tranquilizers, but when I ask what kind of pudding and how to take the tranquilizers you just shut up. And I am not ripping out fingernails or nailing my eye balls, I will only try the pudding thing or the tranquilizer. Manly-manly-man
**** I have to rip out my fingernails, nail my eye balls, eat yellow pudding, shoot myself with elephant tranquilizer, and then lie down and close my eyes just to sleep? Screw that.
**** I have to rip out my fingernails, nail my eye balls, eat yellow pudding, shoot myself with elephant tranquilizer, and then lie down and close my eyes just to sleep? Screw that.Manly-manly-man
yup, you have to do that every night. You'll get used to it...
If you really couldn't sleep, assuming that it has been more than one to two weeks, you'd be dead. Either stop playing, put down the speed pipe, or both.
[QUOTE="Manly-manly-man"]Well I've never slept, that is 15 years, and I am not dead. What proof do you have that I would be dead?Soul_Failure
Well for one, the world record for lack of sleep is only 11 days. And of course you would have come across the topic of sleeping before just now. Maybe he just thought other people were just having a reeeaaaallly long blink.
Wait, the world record is 11 days? I BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!?!?! YYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!! Why would I ever want to sleep?! I just beat a world record!!!! Yes!
Wait, the world record is 11 days? I BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!?!?! YYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!! Why would I ever want to sleep?! I just beat a world record!!!! Yes!Manly-manly-man
Maybe we'll all be famous too for talking with the first non-human (considering the vast difference in basic physiology) that can communicate in English...
Man, I already have a 15 year head start over the competition, and since I don't even know HOW to sleep, I will always hold the world record!!!Manly-manly-man
WHAT?!?!?! HAMMER NAILS INTO MY EYES AND RIP OUT MY FINGERNAILS? No, I don't want to! That will hurt! Won't the pudding thing work?Manly-manly-man
hmm they were just joking.... To sleep you need to make your body feel relaxed...it has nothing to do with closeing your eyes. Closeing your eyes helps make you go to sleep because the dark is easier on your eyes. Believe it or not there are people out there who sleep with theres eyes open. To make your body feel relaxed you need to also rest your brain. To rest your brain you must think of things ANYTHING! Beating up people who are mean to your or your thoughts or your girlfreind or anything! If you think of scarey thing you will not be able to sleep because your get worried and that causes stress which makes it so you cant relax thus you cant sleep. ....but seriously...you must know how to sleep
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