How do you join the CIA.

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#1 Mercenary848
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Do you have to have some type of prior training or can you just enlist.
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#2 Lief_Ericson
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night
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#3 thnickaman13
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I don't know, but I'm thinking they select you. It's one of those "the people who really want to join are the people we need to keep out" instances.
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#4 SOedipus
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Having experience in martial arts, and being fluent in other languages help a lot. That's all I'll say.
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#5 darkmoney52
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson

Lulz.

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#6 -theCHUD-
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you probably have to be white too
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#7 joeytentz
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Not sure, but its likely very difficult.
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson
Oblivion.
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#9 -TheSecondSign-
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Look it up.

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#10 Mercenary848
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you probably have to be white too-theCHUD-

Maybe I could do work in Africa hmmm.

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#11 Mercenary848
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Look it up.

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-TheSecondSign-

I tried :? .

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#12 OfficialBed
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step 1: don't ask on a gaming forum

step 2: since you did that, you fail

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#13 TanKLoveR
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I guess it helps if u r a police officer with an excellent career or if u were a marine or sumthing like that.
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#14 Mercenary848
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step 1: don't ask on a gaming forum

step 2: since you did that, you fail

OfficialBed

I don't really want to join i'm just curious.

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#15 bradleybhoy
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You don't join the CIA, they join you. ;)

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#16 bradleybhoy
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[QUOTE="OfficialBed"]

step 1: don't ask on a gaming forum

step 2: since you did that, you fail

Mercenary848

I don't really want to join i'm just curious.

Find out about the past and present practices of the CIA and ask yourself, do I really want to be a part of that organisation?

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#17 -theCHUD-
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Look it up.

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you really think they'd have that sort of info available to the public your are so (insert obscenities here) i can't believe anyone can be such a (censored so i don't lose my account)

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#18 Mercenary848
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You don't join the CIA, they join you. ;)

bradleybhoy

Is this soviet russia, if so I want to join Spetsnaz.

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#19 darkmoney52
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You don't join the CIA, they join you. ;)

bradleybhoy

The CIA is Russian!?

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Suck some republican **** and hail your new master moloch.

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#21 duxup
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They have a careers section on their website.
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#22 Mercenary848
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[QUOTE="Mercenary848"][QUOTE="OfficialBed"]

step 1: don't ask on a gaming forum

step 2: since you did that, you fail

bradleybhoy

I don't really want to join i'm just curious.

Find out about the past and present practices of the CIA and ask yourself, do I really want to be a part of that organisation?

I never really wanted to in the first place LOL.

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#23 Food_Nipple
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Join a police or military force and get a HELL of a lot of promotions

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#24 Guiltfeeder566
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You don't join the CIA, they join you. ;)

bradleybhoy

Crap, I was going to say the same thing, word for word.

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#25 sun-son
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You need to have some talent that they need and once they need you they will never let you leave.
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#26 greenprince
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You don't join the CIA, they join you. ;)

bradleybhoy
I thought they drug you and force you to enlist, you know like dating or signing up for a desparate club
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#27 Def_Jef88
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson
I wasnt aware that the CIA and the Dark Brotherhood were related.... >_>
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#28 RiSkyBiZ-13
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson

LMFAO!! Go to www.cia.gov, they list their qualifications. You definately need a buttload of school, I'm sure military experience wouldn't hurt either. This wouldn't be a job at Burger King, you'd have to start working your ass off now if you want in. Be warned, from what I hear the CIA is NOTHING like the movies, or Splinter Cell. It's a whole lot of paper pushing, very boring desk jobs.

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#29 Toriko42
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You have to be a soldier or cop, extremely well decorated, etc.

They find you
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#30 RiSkyBiZ-13
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You have to be a soldier or cop, extremely well decorated, etc.

They find you
Toriko42

Wow, you have no clue what you're talking about at all. Again, go to www.cia.gov

You guys watch too many movies.

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#31 harrisi17
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I like how on their website under careers it says that it is in your best interest not to tell friends, family, or anyone interested that you are even applying for the CIA. They want it a secret before you even get the job.
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson

Win.

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#33 MrLions
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You get selected then they chat with you and call your friends,family,co-worker,etc. get some back round info then they chat with you ask you some more questions then they you're in.
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#34 bradleybhoy
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You need to have some talent that they need and once they need you they will never let you leave.sun-son

:o

You sound like you've been there because that is your first post, you have an intriguing name and no av and no sig. :o

Spill the beans!

We have ways of making you co-operate.

Perhaps a cirsumsision is in order?

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#35 the_foreign_guy
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[QUOTE="sun-son"]You need to have some talent that they need and once they need you they will never let you leave.bradleybhoy

:o

You sound like you've been there because that is your first post, you have an intriguing name and no av and no sig. :o

Spill the beans!

We have ways of making you co-operate.

I'm sorry, but the Dark Brotherhood is very powerful. We'll "take care" of you. :twisted:

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#36 Zaeryn
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson
Dark Brotherhood ftw.
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#37 deactivated-583e5f64e0a7e
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Get a PhD in Economics, Political Science, or the like. That would be your first step.
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#38 ligerz76
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You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night Lief_Ericson
Then you get to kill a buncha other people and eventually a plot twist will happen and you have to kill a traitor and then you talk to the CIA ghost lady and she appoints you head of the provincial guildhall.
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[QUOTE="Lief_Ericson"]You gotta kill someone and then go to sleep at an inn and they send a recruiter in the night ligerz76
Then you get to kill a buncha other people and eventually a plot twist will happen and you have to kill a traitor and then you talk to the CIA ghost lady and she appoints you head of the provincial guildhall.

That sounds about right. Don't forget to go to the statue of said lady and receive the names of terrorist to be eliminated every week. Then you get payed.
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#40 stevenk4k5
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http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/cia/cia.html
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#41 RiSkyBiZ-13
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http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/cia/cia.htmlstevenk4k5

That doesn't look like reputable information at all. I'd stick with the source, www.cia.gov