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You have to do a tribal dance to alert the gods that you are about to initiate in a sexual activity. Tom Cruise will then come from the heaven above and grant you your wish by supplying you with a six pack of condoms.
He will then leave and you have sex. And thats about it
if it's her first time she is going to be just as nervous as you....if not.....have her lead.....well, i'm afraid i do something that might turn her off
Sonick54
You have to do atribal dance to alert the gods that you are about to initiate in a sexual activity. Tom Cruise will then come from the heaven above and grant you your wish by supplying you with a six pack of condoms.
He will then leave and you have sex. And thats about it
sciortino
yay! free condoms :D
ibut aren't men supposed to be the dominant one in sex?! :shock:Sonick54not always.....depends what you are both into....
[QUOTE="Omni-Slash"][QUOTE="Sonick54"]if it's her first time she is going to be just as nervous as you....if not.....have her lead.....well, i'm afraid i do something that might turn her off
Sonick54
but aren't men supposed to be the dominant one in sex?! :shock:
Not at all. It's 50/50 dude.
You put your left foot in
You pull your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about...
well ive sen pr0n before so I have a general idea...
Does make me wonder how people in "olden times" knew what to do though :P
Dude, dont worry about it. When the time comes, just go along with the flow. You can't exactly do it 'wrong'.AndyWilliams24
*thinks of all the ways you could do it wrong* :P
[QUOTE="Kcube"]Having sex is pretty easy,The hardest part is remembering to wear protection,you get into it and think you wont need one and end up with a few kids or worse AIDS or CANCER.mGard
Cancer by sex?.. Is that a plane? Is that superman? NO! GO ROFLCOPTER!
:lol: :lol:
Coming from the female perspective: Just make sure you're not the one getting all the pleasure...and I'll leave it at that.Wren28
Not the only one? Huh? Who else is there?
You need to spend the right amount of time making it comfortable for her if its the 1st time for both of you. Regardless of how you perform, it's gonna be a little nerve racking. Just spend enough time "warming her up" so to speak, definitely do oral even if you don't like to and take your time. Trust me, the last thing u wanna do is just try getting on top and going right at it.
Good luck
you don't.....man couldI tell you horror stories about ears..... whipped cream...... cats and a microscope.......Omni-Slash
Microscope...:lol: Couldn't find it huh...:| *runs out of thread* :P
Having sex is pretty easy,The hardest part is remembering to wear protection,you get into it and think you wont need one and end up with a few kids or worse AIDS or CANCER.KcubeCancer :lol: man I love your avatar could you tell me what's that from?
Cancer :lol: man I love your avatar could you tell me what's that from?H3llstrikeI find if you get the aids and teh cancer together they kill themselves off....I'm not doctor but this is whatI believe.....
[QUOTE="H3llstrike"]Cancer :lol: man I love your avatar could you tell me what's that from?Omni-SlashI find if you get the aids and teh cancer together they kill themselves off....I'm not doctor but this is whatI believe.....Just spray some antiseptic on it afterwards and you will be aight:lol:
Just spray some antiseptic on it afterwards and you will be aight:lol:H3llstrikeThink a roach spray bleach mixtureis a safe alternative?..
You need to spend the right amount of time making it comfortable for her if its the 1st time for both of you. Regardless of how you perform, it's gonna be a little nerve racking. Just spend enough time "warming her up" so to speak, definitely do oral even if you don't like to and take your time. Trust me, the last thing u wanna do is just try getting on top and going right at it.
Good luck
MarineJcksn
The Girl Will Screen if u go pounding in straight away start of reli slow and build it up xD and change moves a bit othten
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