How i Came to Rule The Universe!! (Read first post)

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#1 Squall_Griver
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Oh my god gamespot you will not believe what has happened to me, As i sit here in my chair typing this story i now know i rule everything in the solar system. This is how it happens about 2 hours ago i was outside trying to kill this rat, And what happens next the ground starts shaking and something purple comes out of the ground its bright and its a rock and glowing like mad about 5 feet high and fat. A beam of light goes to my forehead and i go in a trance.

I am in a dark dark place now and i dont know what is happening. And this voice come out sounds like an old guy in his 90's saying "You are the one who has chosen to become the ruler of all that is","The stone of Zyrotheon comes every 15 trillion years in any location it chooses, Infinite power lies with in you from this moment on" I get out of the trance and im on the floor, So now my plam you know the scars or what ever in your palm its growing all purple dark purple and then i see the Stone of Zyrotheon fly away and blink in outer space.

And then this **** spaceship comes and im in it right now with these weird neo humans who came back from the future and they told me "You are the one who has been chosen How can we be of assistance?"

I told em to kill the rat :D , Im on their laptop right now and the internet is FAST!!!!
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Oh my god gamespot you will not believe what has happened to me, As i sit here in my chair typing this story i now know i rule everything in the solar system. This is how it happens about 2 hours ago i was outside trying to kill this rat, And what happens next the ground starts shaking and something purple comes out of the ground its bright and its a rock and glowing like mad about 5 feet high and fat. A beam of light goes to my forehead and i go in a trance.

I am in a dark dark place now and i dont know what is happening. And this voice come out sounds like an old guy in his 90's saying "You are the one who has chosen to become the ruler of all that is","The stone of Zyrotheon comes every 15 trillion years in any location it chooses, Infinite power lies with in you from this moment on" I get out of the trance and im on the floor, So now my plam you know the scars or what ever in your palm its growing all purple dark purple and then i see the Stone of Zyrotheon fly away and blink in outer space.

And then this **** spaceship comes and im in it right now with these weird neo humans who came back from the future and they told me "You are the one who has been chosen How can we be of assistance?"

I told em to kill the rat :D , Im on their laptop right now and the internet is FAST!!!!

Update :

Holy...so the neo humans are called Zyrogons, Global warming happened and some humans mutated and the rich moved to the "Dark side of the moon"

This is getting interesting .... Its been 500,000 Years and the humans who moved to the moon advanced and Occupy like half the galaxy milky way , And they are soo advanced that,you know laser eye surgery right guys?, yeah basically they had thsi laser they flashed in my eye and now i dont need contacts PLUS get this i get to see 50 new colors with out any enhanced technology inside my retina :O!!!!!!!!!

The mutants have their own legion they call them selves the Deovomes, Yeah weird. Well the beef is that they blame the Zyrogons for not sticking to their true human traits and the mutations have grown trough out time and their brains have been growing and their smarter. They are both advanced technologically but the Deovomes are stronger physically HOWEVER!! Zyrogons have leet reflexes
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#3 blackngold29
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How do you know he said "Zyrotheon" are you sure it's spelled right?
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#4 allnamestaken
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lols they forgot to password protect their internet, I'm stealings its!
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#5 starwarsgeek112
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PIX!
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#6 tb254
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Well I'm a trans dimensional Omnipotent being who rule over the multiverse.
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#7 Squall_Griver
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Well I'm a trans dimensional Omnipotent being who rules over the multiverse.tb254

DANMMM MANN!!!
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#8 commander55
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Pics or it didnt happen
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#9 tb254
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Yes I know

[QUOTE="tb254"]Well I'm a trans dimensional Omnipotent being who rules over the multiverse.Squall_Griver

DANMMM MANN!!!

Yes I know I'm actually quite good friends with those black monoliths, they appear to like cheeses, so I just head over to cheseverse and let you have some so you can be friends with the master who gave you those powers his name is the all powerful Bob and ascend another rank.

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Update :

Holy...so the neo humans are called Zyrogons, Global warming happened and some humans mutated and the rich moved to the "Dark side of the moon"

This is getting interesting .... Its been 500,000 Years and the humans who moved to the moon advanced and Occupy like half the galaxy milky way :|, And they are soo advanced that,you know laser eye surgery right guys?, yeah basically they had thsi laser they flashed in my eye and now i dont need contacts PLUS get this i get to see 50 new colors with out any enhanced technology inside my retina :O!!!!!!!!!

The mutants have their own legion they call them selves the Deovomes, Yeah weird. Well the beef is that they blame the Zyrogons for not sticking to their true human traits and the mutations have grown trough out time and their brains have been growing and their smarter. They are both advanced technologically but the Deovomes are stronger physically HOWEVER!! Zyrogons have leet reflexes
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#11 QuebecSuperstar
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And Dave agrees!

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#13 Skull-Fire
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is this meant to be funny or something...?
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#14 Chitzu
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If everybody would make a topic every time this happened there would be no other topics. :roll:

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god dam crack head, you got some bad blow man
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#16 hormagaunt
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why did you want to kill a rat?
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#17 Satanshelper
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As leader of the unverse I'll give you five bucks if you rename Mars to Snickers
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#18 Shatilov
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why did you want to kill a rat?hormagaunt

:lol:

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Gotta love drugs...
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#20 gummy_joe
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the first sign of a serial killer is killing small defenceless animals... oh ****
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#21 mGard
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Seriously. Does people still listen to Tokio Hotel? Please tell me they don't..
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#22 Rattlesnake_8
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Thanks for the good read. :lol:
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#23 Arclight_Blue
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let me guess.... YOU'RE 9 YEARS OLD... Inappropriate user alert!!!!