How long do you spend on the toilet?

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#1 MountainDew77
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I am usually pretty quick about my business. 2 minutes tops.

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#2 luke1889
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Depends.

Pee = 30 seconds - 1 minute
Poop = 1 minute - :cry:

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#3 uncledeath2005
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As long as I need 8)
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#4 Grouch0de
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However long it takes. I like to get it all out in one sitting.
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#5 Maui00
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30 seconds :wink:
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#6 lugiemojeed
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I'm a professional at doing the number 1 and 2 so not so long usually when im comfortable i will stay on the toilet for 10min
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#7 smallcaplegend
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depends, usually 3 min
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#8 worthyofnote
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As long as it takes. I try to enjoy myself while doing the business if I kow I'm going to be there for a while. So why not bust out the handheld or a mag.
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#9 Luminouslight
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Usually about a minute or so. But if i am feeling absolutely awful... being that I have a huge stomach ache, I have done it for about an hour.
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#10 groovdafied
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I like to take an hour, cause I usually fall asleep on the toilet.
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#11 _Margulis_
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So why not bust out the handheld or a mag.worthyofnote

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#12 skullkrusher13
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I'm usually in and out. If you guys are having trouble and stuff, just take fiber in any form. I eat an apple everyday, seems to help a lot.
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#13 Hman321
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I am usually pretty quick about my business. 2 minutes tops.

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:lol: me too
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#14 gameroz
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sometimes about 2 hours
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#15 Sleepyz
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I have a table and a shelve with pamphlets tons of decorations and cigarettes and a fan = Not in a hurry to get up.

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#16 IsNotInterestes
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I take, like, an hour. I get so caught up playing games on it, that I forget to do my business.
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#17 d51man
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god...it's hell in there. We've lost 3 men this year :cry:
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#18 zero9167
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10-20 mins

i like to do the job right in one try 8)

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#19 MountainDew77
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[QUOTE="MountainDew77"]

I am usually pretty quick about my business. 2 minutes tops.

Hman321

:lol: me too

Ha, what can I say?

The kids need to get to the pool.

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#20 RPG-er
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the longest for me was 3 days. :|
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#21 SympathyForLdyV
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Pee- 30 min.

Poo- 0 min.

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#22 -MlKE-
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I go 3 times a day at work and I'm in there for at least 10-15 minutes a time. ...I kill a lot of time at good ole' Costco.
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#23 deactivated-5b78379493e12
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Depends on what I'm reading...
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#24 speedracer15
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if its a new gaming mag it could last up to an hour:D
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#25 CommanderShiro
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I leave as soon as I'm done. Why any need to stay longer? Unless you have a tube of lotion next to you. :|
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#26 SorasGhost009
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more time than i need to
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#27 Beaman
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however long it takes to do ym business?
I can't say I count the seconds, nor is it the same everytime.
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#28 fax555241
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6 hours.

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#29 Aznsilvrboy
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1-5 mins.
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#30 south411
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long enough
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#31 jakeboudville
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I live in the toilet.
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#32 solidscryer
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Under 2 minutes. for both.
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#33 Beaman
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I live in the toilet. jakeboudville

so YOU'RE the one who steals my poopies :x
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#34 Lobster_Ear
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2 minutes tops. I don't understand why it takes some people an hour to take a dump...
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