How many 5 year olds....

Could you take at once?

Here is the scenario.

It is all hand to hand combat, no weapons. The fight will take place in a normal sized school gym. Prior to the fight the 5 year olds have been given a weeks worth of training. You are given an hour worth of training. You must knock all the 5 years old unconcious in order to win, and likewise they must knock you unconsious to win. The only protection you have is a standard cup.

So how many could you take at once? And explain how you would go about fighting them.

I think I could take around 30 of the little munchkins. The thing is they are the perfect height for solid kicks, and one kick to the head would probably knock them out. And they lack the power to do alot of damage. But anymore than 30 and I think they could simply swarm and haul me down, which they could then eventually knock me out through repeated blows to the head.

Discuss.

D:

That is my expression upon reading the TC's post.

IDK about 10 I'd get tired of chasing them down.jrhawk42

i somehow remember this topic from last year...and i remember multiple people saying " a kaggillion!!!"

id take on about 30-40...(one at a time)

according to ron bennington, infinite.

D:

That is my expression upon reading the TC's post.

The_Ish

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

elmetfano

[QUOTE="elmetfano"]

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

Def_Jef88

There 5! i mean cmon! ill stop at 1000 how can you not. They aint gonna hurt me like at all before i hurt them

1000? okay superman.....Def_Jef88

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

elmetfano

There 5! i mean cmon! ill stop at 1000 how can you not. They aint gonna hurt me like at all before i hurt them

Five your olds? Battle Royale? :o

Pfft, I could easily take a kragillion!

This thread is copypasta. I could take about 10 or 11.southy787

I'm sorry if its the same as one a year before, I don't check back a year in the forum history to make sure a thread I make hasn't been done before.

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]1000? okay superman.....blackrytonite

he would if he got exposed to some of that bad kryptonite.

[QUOTE="southy787"]This thread is copypasta. I could take about 10 or 11.sutherland19

I'm sorry if its the same as one a year before, I don't check back a year in the forum history to make sure a thread I make hasn't been done before.

[QUOTE="blackrytonite"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]1000? okay superman.....sonicare

he would if he got exposed to some of that bad kryptonite.

[QUOTE="elmetfano"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

Def_Jef88

There 5! i mean cmon! ill stop at 1000 how can you not. They aint gonna hurt me like at all before i hurt them

But only a few can get at you at once. So you would just continuously be fighting off maybe 10 of the little buggers.

So I would say I could go until I get too tired to continue.

[QUOTE="sutherland19"]

[QUOTE="southy787"]This thread is copypasta. I could take about 10 or 11.southy787

I'm sorry if its the same as one a year before, I don't check back a year in the forum history to make sure a thread I make hasn't been done before.

I promise I will try harder to please you in the future.

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

Zero-Pirate

There 5! i mean cmon! ill stop at 1000 how can you not. They aint gonna hurt me like at all before i hurt them

But only a few can get at you at once. So you would just continuously be fighting off maybe 10 of the little buggers.

So I would say I could go until I get too tired to continue.

10 5 year olds is around 400 pounds, that's alot of weight....

[QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

Zero-Pirate

There 5! i mean cmon! ill stop at 1000 how can you not. They aint gonna hurt me like at all before i hurt them

But only a few can get at you at once. So you would just continuously be fighting off maybe 10 of the little buggers.

So I would say I could go until I get too tired to continue.

i kno,anyones weak if you couldnt

[QUOTE="Zero-Pirate"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]

as many as i want. dude i kno a 6 year old that is my friends brother, soooooooooooooooooooooo easy all u need to do is push um down and stomp on face (not that i ever do that) do as may times as repeated, i could take ill say 1000

1) shake them off when grasped onto you

2) stomp on the ones laying down

3)repeat add some spicy moves for new taste

if tons are on you throw your self at a wall , they go down and BODY SLAM UM!

elmetfano

There 5! i mean cmon! ill stop at 1000 how can you not. They aint gonna hurt me like at all before i hurt them

But only a few can get at you at once. So you would just continuously be fighting off maybe 10 of the little buggers.

So I would say I could go until I get too tired to continue.

i kno,anyones weak if you couldnt

Anyone is dumb if you think you could.

without my septor: idk

with my septor: infinite

:twisted:

[QUOTE="Zero-Pirate"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]Theres hundreds of them coming at you from all directions... even if they are quite weak seperately, that many people together arent going to be taken down by a single person...sutherland19

But only a few can get at you at once. So you would just continuously be fighting off maybe 10 of the little buggers.

So I would say I could go until I get too tired to continue.

10 5 year olds is around 400 pounds, that's alot of weight....

Yes, it is a lot of weight. Especially when you consider that there will be others pushing in behind them. But they will not push towards you too hard because the pressure will hurt them far more than it would hurt me. They are surrounding me and they only come up to my waist. What are they going to do? Hold me up?

Now that I think about it, I could just sit there and wait until they all pass out from the pressure of those pushing in from behind, then take out the ones on the outside.

[QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="Zero-Pirate"][QUOTE="Def_Jef88"]Theres hundreds of them coming at you from all directions... even if they are quite weak seperately, that many people together arent going to be taken down by a single person...Zero-Pirate

But only a few can get at you at once. So you would just continuously be fighting off maybe 10 of the little buggers.

So I would say I could go until I get too tired to continue.

10 5 year olds is around 400 pounds, that's alot of weight....

Yes, it is a lot of weight. Especially when you consider that there will be others pushing in behind them. But they will not push towards you too hard because the pressure will hurt them far more than it would hurt me. They are surrounding me and they only come up to my waist. What are they going to do? Hold me up?

Now that I think about it, I could just sit there and wait until they all pass out from the pressure of those pushing in from behind, then take out the ones on the outside.

You do realize they will most likely be biting, scratching, slapping, punching, kicking, pinching you all this time right?

At once, eh? I'd say atleast 30. With my awesome power I'd probably grab one and usehim/her as aclub to knockthe others out.Any more than that and I may fall down from them grabbing onto meso they could jump on my head.

This is mean, you get the cat of failure.