How many spawn do you intend to spawn (Or have already spawned)

I plan on impregnating the entire female population of Europe with my Goblinspawn whom will rise to glory in ninemonths and conquer the planet (Inside joke)

Seriously though, if I do have children it'll be just one I reckon. Preffereably a daughter.

I'd like to have a few kids. Maybe three, but two seems to be like the number that appeals to me right now.

Our first son is on the way.

Hoping the second is a girl (if not, thats better than ok)

Hoping that the third turns out to be twins (boy and girl would be terrific)

So.......... 4.

Don't want kids. There only needs to be one me on this planet, I am mouthy and opinionated enough.

Our first son is on the way.

Hoping the second is a girl (if not, thats better than ok)

Hoping that the third turns out to be twins (boy and girl would be terrific)

So.......... 4.

YellowOneKinobi

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]

Our first son is on the way.

Hoping the second is a girl (if not, thats better than ok)

Hoping that the third turns out to be twins (boy and girl would be terrific)

So.......... 4.

DmadFearmonger

[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]

Our first son is on the way.

Hoping the second is a girl (if not, thats better than ok)

Hoping that the third turns out to be twins (boy and girl would be terrific)

So.......... 4.

YellowOneKinobi

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]

[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]There's ways to make the child more likely to be one sex than the other if you'd prefer a girl for your second. Unfortunately no way of actually choosing it however. Google it if you wanna know a bit more :)DmadFearmonger

Two is all I need, I'll name them Brent (boy) and Triss (girl). Hopefully I'll have three grandchildren called Vera, Chuck and Dave.

inb4over9000

[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"][QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]Yeah, I've readthings about that. I'm going to leave it up to chance, fate, etc, though :)

YellowOneKinobi

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]

[QUOTE="DmadFearmonger"]Good job and good luck :)DmadFearmonger

inb4over9000

Sword-Demon

Two, I'd like a boy and a girl

I'm not, why would I do that when there are already so many humans on this planet, yeah good idea.

I'm not, why would I do that when there are already so many humans on this planet, yeah good idea.

Metaw

I'm not, why would I do that when there are already so many humans on this planet, yeah good idea.

Metaw

Person 1: Why would I want to bring a child into the world right now? Everything is such a mess.

Person 2: That's exactly the point. If you have the desire and are ready, willing and able to bring a child into this world and raise him/her to be respectful, honest and honorable....... that is exactly what the world needs if these messes are ever going to be resolved in the future.

That was a paraphrase, of course, but it made a lot of sense to me.

[QUOTE="Metaw"]

I'm not, why would I do that when there are already so many humans on this planet, yeah good idea.

YellowOneKinobi

Person 1: Why would I want to bring a child into the world right now? Everything is such a mess.

Person 2: That's exactly the point. If you have the desire and are ready, willing and able to bring a child into this world and raise him/her to be respectful, honest and honorable....... that is exactly what the world needs if these messes are ever going to be resolved in the future.

That was a paraphrase, of course, but it made a lot of sense to me.

[QUOTE="Sword-Demon"]

inb4over9000

lasseeb

oh you WRETCHED... :evil:

i will go with traditional 2

Our first son is on the way.YellowOneKinobi

ONE and DONE!

I have a baby boy. He's awesome.

THAT'S IT!

One year of sleep-deprivation is enough for me!

Focusing all my energy/money on him.

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]Our first son is on the way.MissLibrarian

I suppose I will ultimatley make an announcement thread (this October)...... although I'm guessing it will be locked a-la "put it in a blog" :)

Considering that I usually post while at work, I imagine ya'll won't be getting rid of me THAT easily. :D

None, I don't think can raise a child properly, especially during their adolescent years.

I plan on impregnating the entire female population of Europe with my Goblinspawn whom will rise to glory in ninemonths and conquer the planet (Inside joke)

Seriously though, if I do have children it'll be just one I reckon. Preffereably a daughter.

DmadFearmonger

Well that is mighty kind of you. Thank you.

I suppose I will ultimatley make an announcement thread (this October)...... although I'm guessing it will be locked a-la "put it in a blog" :)

Considering that I usually post while at work, I imagine ya'll won't be getting rid of me THAT easily. :DYellowOneKinobi

October. Still a few months of fidgety waiting then. Hrm I suppose they may lock it, but perhaps they'll be lenient, such an announcement would be rather newsworthy in a community-like way I think.

And oh you post at work do you? Drat! :P

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]Well that is mighty kind of you. Thank you.

I suppose I will ultimatley make an announcement thread (this October)...... although I'm guessing it will be locked a-la "put it in a blog" :)

Considering that I usually post while at work, I imagine ya'll won't be getting rid of me THAT easily. :DMissLibrarian

October. Still a few months of fidgety waiting then. Hrm I suppose they may lock it, but perhaps they'll be lenient, such an announcement would be rather newsworthy in a community-like way I think.

And oh you post at work do you? Drat! :P

I guess I have to learn how to post pictures on this site.

Yep, post primarily at work. I follow a somewhat strict rule of: Focus on my reports like a laser beam for 20 minutes or so..... then take a breather......repeat.

Well I am 21, don't have gf, don't see that happening any time soon, no job, and still live with my parents for the time being. So any kids you ask? Let's see....how about zero.

none, my wife and I don't want kids

I've had 2, playing on having another 3.

I would like to have a son and daughter, and possibly a third child. I don't plan on having children till I'm about 26 or something, but lets see how life turns out :P

Well my third is on her way and I want it to be the last... but the wife wants 4 :(.Grey_Eyed_Elf

EDIT: Congrats, by the way. When is she due to arrive?

[QUOTE="Grey_Eyed_Elf"]Well my third is on her way and I want it to be the last... but the wife wants 4 :(.YellowOneKinobi

EDIT: Congrats, by the way. When is she due to arrive?

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]

[QUOTE="Grey_Eyed_Elf"]Well my third is on her way and I want it to be the last... but the wife wants 4 :(.Grey_Eyed_Elf

EDIT: Congrats, by the way. When is she due to arrive?

[QUOTE="Grey_Eyed_Elf"][QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"]So 4 it will be :)

EDIT: Congrats, by the way. When is she due to arrive?

YellowOneKinobi

None at all, and I had a vasectomy to make sure of that.

[QUOTE="Metaw"]

I'm not, why would I do that when there are already so many humans on this planet, yeah good idea.

DmadFearmonger

That could not be farther from the truth. In fact the world population rate is now around 3 people being born to every 1 person who dies.

btw im hamsterlloveLamp

at the moment, adoption is probably the route I'll be taking. Preferably after they are done with diapers.....