how many times a day do you try to hold in a fart when your out with a crush?

or a lover....

me? A HELLA LOT.

sometimes i feel like im gonna burp out my fart since i hold it in too much...

how bout u? i mean,cmon~we all hold in fart when were with ppl~other than our best buds~

and yes,i know, i have too many threads out on the front page. but im asking questions no one dared to ask before.

My hand doesn't mind. We have a relationship based on understanding for needing to get rid of bodily functions. videogamer456

Gross

Eh...To hell with that. I just let her rip. :Dmegagene

This you should re-think...I've smelt your farts and they ain't great...:?:P

Me and my partner have recently made a big step in our relationship. We can now fart in front of each other with no problem at all. A few days ago it was such a big deal to fart in front of each other...now I just let loose and fart all over the damn place...especially in public.

Oh, by the way... My girl is hotttttttt as hell.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=20gl45g&s=3

I don't have a gf, but I hold it in a lot while I'm in class. One of these days it's gonna get past my only line of defense, hopefully I can blame it on someone else.Kritical_Strike

lol,same here~i once blew a big one!! worst day of my life.

:lol: I never knew people do that. True story:

Once, my boyfriend came with me to Taekwondo about 2 years ago and he was like "I bet you I can jump over your head on my first try" I'm like "Do it :roll:" and he actually managed to jump over my head, but while he was leaping over me, he let a huge fart rip over my head. I was like WTF

My hand doesn't mind. We have a relationship based on understanding for needing to get rid of bodily functions. videogamer456

I actually :lol:'d loud enough for people to look at me funny...

:lol: I never knew people do that. True story:

Once, my boyfriend came with me to Taekwondo about 2 years ago and he was like "I bet you I can jump over your head on my first try" I'm like "Do it :roll:" and he actually managed to jump over my head, but while he was leaping over me, he let a huge fart rip over my head. I was like WTF

Kikouken

Depending on your relationship with him, that fart would've been followed by either laughter or EXTREMELY awkward silence.