How many times a day you fart?

I think I do it like 20 times per day...

 the world average is 17, I heard it on the radio.

18.4658Apollo5000

You're going to need surgery soon :P

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]18.4658Creeping_Wolf

You're going to need surgery soon :P

i try not doing it in front of everyone, but when i come home you can track my movement around the house.SaintLeonidas

I make sure I fart nice and slow, like the gentle humming of the old lady on the porch as she watches the days go by. It's a beautiful thing.randy_123r

[QUOTE="Creeping_Wolf"]

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]18.4658marcocat

You're going to need surgery soon :P

0.....Computer programs can't fart.THE_DRUGGIE

Vampires don't do such things...a55assin

[QUOTE="a55assin"]Vampires don't do such things...BDM666

[QUOTE="BDM666"][QUOTE="a55assin"]Vampires don't do such things...a55assin

[QUOTE="a55assin"][QUOTE="BDM666"][QUOTE="a55assin"]Vampires don't do such things...Apollo5000

god how bad would a blood fart smell.

[QUOTE="a55assin"][QUOTE="BDM666"][QUOTE="a55assin"]Vampires don't do such things...Apollo5000

I make sure I fart nice and slow, like the gentle humming of the old lady on the porch as she watches the days go by. It's a beautiful thing.randy_123r

I approve this method, it's more peaceful this way.

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"][QUOTE="a55assin"][QUOTE="BDM666"][QUOTE="a55assin"]Vampires don't do such things...SaintLeonidas

god how bad would a blood fart smell.

the horror of that question will haunt me for some time :o

I don't count them, sorry. :?SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="Apollo5000"][QUOTE="a55assin"][QUOTE="BDM666"][QUOTE="a55assin"]Vampires don't do such things...SaintLeonidas

god how bad would a blood fart smell.

I'm getting hungry...a55assin

[QUOTE="a55assin"]I'm getting hungry...axillia

[QUOTE="axillia"][QUOTE="a55assin"]I'm getting hungry...a55assin

[QUOTE="a55assin"][QUOTE="axillia"][QUOTE="a55assin"]I'm getting hungry...TheJustin

Vampires don't do such things...a55assin