How much money would it take to get you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?!

Based on this awesome prank - watch first so you realize this thread isn't that serious.

Well, how much? We'll get you a nice big check and you can put whatever number you want, all you gotta do is kill a puppy with your bare hands, drown it, choke it, whatever, but you must do it with your hands.

Horrible to even think about right? Well, how about for 10 thousand dollars? Oh...not good enough...10 million? Yeah...now your just eager to kill huh?

-but in all seriousness I wouldn't do it, I just couldn't kill a puppy, I love dogs too much to do it, unless it was that one ugly dog with that horrible disease that everyone posts a picture of, I'd be "mercy killing" that dog.

but to keep this fair, it must be this kind of puppy - no terminal illnesses kind of puppy.

Adorable eh? -well there's a price on it's head now... would you kill it with your bare hands?

Of course not unless my life is on the line.

If there was a bounty on the dogs head, does that mean it did something to deserve this bounty?

If it did then **** yeah you're going down puppy.

Of course not unless my life is on the line.

Vilot_Hero

lol a fight to the death with a Puppy.

[QUOTE="Vilot_Hero"]

Of course not unless my life is on the line.

Kikouken

lol a fight to the death with a Puppy.

has to be over a million dollars ...

I love animals...

but a million dollars would wipe away my tears nicely

Ifr I eat chicken and veal, I can kill a puppy.

The only deterrent is thefact thatr you go to jail for killing dogs (even though the state murdrers dogs simply for being homeless).

So if I'm gonna kill a dog, it's gotta be for enough money to ensure that I still have it when I get out of prison, and that the money will more than compensate for thew lost job opportunities that will result from me having killed a dog.

Aw, a Rottweiler would have been so much easier. Well, not really, but I don't have an answer for this question as it is far too disturbing. I honestly doubt I could, although that seems kind of stupid since I'm not like...a vegetarian or something. I mean, it's kind of weird that we place certain animals in some kind of exalted status above other ones if you think about it. Yeah, dogs are intelligent, but pigs are supposedly more intelligent, and people kill them no problem.

It's also a weird question because with sufficient money I could save lots of animals that will be put to death in animal shelters, but I guess there is a psychological difference between the immediate and in-your-face and the abstract things that might be. Incidentally, that gets me thinking about the movie Swordfish, so I better stop my going off on tangents right about here.

Spacemoose and MrGeezer you've got a point, but, I always tend to see eating an animal different then just killing an innocent for something like greed (unless you are gonna be like spacemoose and be the oscar schindler of dogs with the money :P) - you're eating it to survive, and hell, I'd eat a dog if I wasn't the one who killed it with my bare hands (although, I would kill a dog if I had to, but, chances are I didn't do it.

i could never kill that puppy for any amount of money, no-matter hoe high.I wouldnt be able to live with the guilt.xxDustmanxx

Maybe you could make up for it, start a dog shelter, or...donate to charity... somethin' like that?

If there was a bounty on the dogs head, does that mean it did something to deserve this bounty?

If it did then **** yeah you're going down puppy.

Kikouken

It...it touched me....there... it was just like "OH YEAH! *snif snif*"

So...how much do ya want?

what a ridicious thread, get a life whoever started this one.Devvy01

Exactly. This thread just shows how depraved some people are :|

[QUOTE="Devvy01"]what a ridicious thread, get a life whoever started this one.BohemianAndy

Exactly. This thread just shows how depraved some people are :|

[QUOTE="Devvy01"]what a ridicious thread, get a life whoever started this one.BohemianAndy

Exactly. This thread just shows how depraved some people are :|

Looks like some people didn't click the link up top.

"Get a life" - pfft...what a ridiculous insult, I could say the same to you man, you don't ****ing know me so keep your flaming to yourself. "Whoever started this one" - you idiot, you didn't even look at the first post, you just impulsively posted "I'M MAD! GET A LIFE!" - next time think before you say something.

-and ya know Bohemian, that's kinda the point of this thread and question in the first place, at least you aren't an irrational moron and just stated that you wouldn't do it. In the video the guys ask the question, and then totally catch them off guard and bring a dog and a big check, they obviously don't let them kill it, but it just shows how crazy some people can be.

Come to think of it, arn't you basicly asking if you would be willing to work for a pound? They kill puppies,kittens, and all sorts cute animals all the time.Wetall_basic

Yeah and for stupid reasons, If the dog is "vicious" they have to kill it, not rehabilitate it, just kill it. All for the sake of saving money too.

(Kind of off topic but, I'll be adopting a dog this weekend from the shelter/pound near here, we're done cleaning out and changing up our house so now we're ready to have one :D excited is me)

[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Come to think of it, arn't you basicly asking if you would be willing to work for a pound? They kill puppies,kittens, and all sorts cute animals all the time.ElArab

Yeah and for stupid reasons, If the dog is "vicious" they have to kill it, not rehabilitate it, just kill it. All for the sake of saving money too.

(Kind of off topic but, I'll be adopting a dog this weekend from the shelter/pound near here, we're done cleaning out and changing up our house so now we're ready to have one :D excited is me)

Hell i would do it for kicks.

*Rips puppy's head off*

nonono...

I pay PEOPLE money so I can kill their puppies

[QUOTE="ElArab"]

[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]Come to think of it, arn't you basicly asking if you would be willing to work for a pound? They kill puppies,kittens, and all sorts cute animals all the time.Wetall_basic

Yeah and for stupid reasons, If the dog is "vicious" they have to kill it, not rehabilitate it, just kill it. All for the sake of saving money too.

(Kind of off topic but, I'll be adopting a dog this weekend from the shelter/pound near here, we're done cleaning out and changing up our house so now we're ready to have one :D excited is me)

I'll keep that in my blog next weekend, there will be pictures too. I understand why they do it and all, but there are other shelters willing to take dogs (I watch a lot of NGC, they have some specials about these huge dog shelters that take worst case scenario dogs and still manage to get them adopted, rescue from puppy mills, etc. - and I've learned a lot from watching Dog Whisperer lol) - it's just a matter of patience, you don't have to euthanise every problem you have, there's always alternatives, it's just that some people fail to see it.

[QUOTE="BohemianAndy"][QUOTE="Devvy01"]what a ridicious thread, get a life whoever started this one.ElArab

Exactly. This thread just shows how depraved some people are :|

Looks like some people didn't click the link up top.

"Get a life" - pfft...what a ridiculous insult, I could say the same to you man, you don't ****ing know me so keep your flaming to yourself. "Whoever started this one" - you idiot, you didn't even look at the first post, you just impulsively posted "I'M MAD! GET A LIFE!" - next time think before you say something.

-and ya know Bohemian, that's kinda the point of this thread and question in the first place, at least you aren't an irrational moron and just stated that you wouldn't do it. In the video the guys ask the question, and then totally catch them off guard and bring a dog and a big check, they obviously don't let them kill it, but it just shows how crazy some people can be.

In a way, it's similar to the controversial Stanley Milgram psychology experiments in the 1960s....

I'll keep that in my blog next weekend, there will be pictures too. I understand why they do it and all, but there are other shelters willing to take dogs (I watch a lot of NGC, they have some specials about these huge dog shelters that take worst case scenario dogs and still manage to get them adopted, rescue from puppy mills, etc. - and I've learned a lot from watching Dog Whisperer lol) - it's just a matter of patience, you don't have to euthanise every problem you have, there's always alternatives, it's just that some people fail to see it.

ElArab

I'll keep that in my blog next weekend, there will be pictures too. I understand why they do it and all, but there are other shelters willing to take dogs (I watch a lot of NGC, they have some specials about these huge dog shelters that take worst case scenario dogs and still manage to get them adopted, rescue from puppy mills, etc. - and I've learned a lot from watching Dog Whisperer lol) - it's just a matter of patience, you don't have to euthanise every problem you have, there's always alternatives, it's just that some people fail to see it.

ElArab

The thing I have found about no-kill shelters is that most of them seem to usually be "full" and thus unwilling to take any more animals, which kind of defeats the whole idea in a way.

I wouldn't kill a puppy you horrible, horrible people. :cry:

[QUOTE="ElArab"]

I'll keep that in my blog next weekend, there will be pictures too. I understand why they do it and all, but there are other shelters willing to take dogs (I watch a lot of NGC, they have some specials about these huge dog shelters that take worst case scenario dogs and still manage to get them adopted, rescue from puppy mills, etc. - and I've learned a lot from watching Dog Whisperer lol) - it's just a matter of patience, you don't have to euthanise every problem you have, there's always alternatives, it's just that some people fail to see it.

SpaceMoose

The thing I have found about no-kill shelters is that most of them seem to usually be "full" and thus unwilling to take any more animals, which kind of defeats the whole idea in a way.

Yeah, and it's common, but there are some shelters that are the size of a whole town (mentioned the "special" in that paragraph) and manage to keep it up, but of course, some will just have to die, and hey, it's a way of life, they are even saying lots of pets are getting overpopulated, so now we're neutering pets o_O - I always thought that was just wierd...

I wouldn't kill a puppy you horrible, horrible people. :cry:

[cute little 'Chitzu']

Chitzu

since your name is Chtizu, I have to ask....is that a Shih-Tzu? (maybe yours?)

since your name is Chitzu, I have to ask....is that a Shih-Tzu? (maybe yours?)ElArab

I don't know, it might be...

What? You wanted to eat it? ;)

[QUOTE="ElArab"]since your name is Chitzu, I have to ask....is that a Shih-Tzu? (maybe yours?)Chitzu

I don't know, it might be...

What? You wanted to eat it? ;)

actually, I just wanted to eat the doll he has >_> ok fine, I'll admit it, it looks tasty.... DON'T TEMPT ME SO MUCH :cry:

...let me guess...YOU ATE IT ALREADY!!!

No amount would make me do that.SolidSnake35

same here man, i can't do it

this thread is stupid, whoever kills a puppy intentionally is someone mental. Besides that an animal society will go after you for 2 times the amount you got for killing the puppyloseittoo

actually, I just wanted to eat the doll he has >_> ok fine, I'll admit it, it looks tasty.... DON'T TEMPT ME SO MUCH :cry:

...let me guess...YOU ATE IT ALREADY!!!

ElArab

No, I told you, I couldn't harm a puppy. :roll:

*Burp*

this thread is stupid, whoever kills a puppy intentionally is someone mental. Besides that an animal society will go after you for 2 times the amount you got for killing the puppyloseittoo

Read page 2, after you watch the video in the first post of course, you know, the one I said to click before posting.

Anyways, glad to see you also wouldn't kill a puppy.