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This thread is now about synonyms for masturbation.Stroking the salami, beating the bald boxer, rubbing one off, making gravy, one man tug of war, taming the one eyed serpent.
I believe women were created so we wouldn't have to go through the trouble of doing it ourselves? :P Just kidding.
beating the meat, spanking the monkey, suffocating the poultryastiopChoking the chicken? Saying hi to the bishop?
Ummm....Are....are you serious?If this is what I think it is, why in the hell would you want to know? Unless you are feeling awkward about....ummm what you do...
I believe women were created so we wouldn't have to go through the trouble of doing it ourselves? :P Just kidding.d51manIndeed, the trouble of going through all of it alone isn't worth it :P
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