How powerful is chuck norris?

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Are you serious?

This is how powerfull he is.mattyftm

[QUOTE="mattyftm"]This is how powerfull he is.II-FBIsniper-II

hahahaha I did to lol!!

This is how powerfull he is.mattyftm

haha, i love those videos

in the beginning, there was nothing, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "get a job!" that is the story of the universe

yup

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[QUOTE="mattyftm"]This is how powerfull he is.ferrari2001

hahahaha I did to lol!!

I lol'd 2 I squirted my drink back it was an epic lol

[QUOTE="EVOLV3"]Hes not powerful enough to beat Bruce Lee in a fight http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE[/QUOTE]

Dude, that film was made with chuck norris on a coma. Besides, his comatose self went easy on Bruce :lol:

I still don't understand why people love him so much...:?Greenwhitegreen