How to be a real human bean?

And a real hero?

ITT: OP fell in love with qt girl. Our mutual friend's parents left town for a week so we raided their liquor stash and walked down by the river side. Then I never saw her again.

Is she perhaps ignoring me? 

Maybe she thinks im a pervert?

Human bean? WTF...LJS9502_basic

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Human bean? WTF...chessmaster1989

What are you talking about? Human bean?LAN7ERN

You are a human bean.

I am not. Not yet anyway.

[QUOTE="LAN7ERN"]What are you talking about? Human bean?ClassicRockFTW

You are a human bean.

I am not. Not yet anyway.

she thinks you're a filthy filthy pervertWolfattheDoor34

she thinks you're a filthy filthy pervertWolfattheDoor34

But she is too.

Why pretend like she's not into that stuff?

What?

What are you talking about? Human bean?LAN7ERN

This is why you don't do drugs kids. 

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 You should probably nip the relationship in the butt because I don't think she likes you. No point being on tender hooks, it will only end in heartbrake.

This?

I'm not sure what kind of discussion could possibly emerge from this. :?