How to Get Waves Like Me (For all you Black folks out there)

Step 1:

Buy this:

Sportin' Waves is the most powerful hair pomade on this side of the Galaxy. Only Murray's Pomade is comparable.

Step 2:

Get your hair wet

Take a shower or bath or somethin' because It works best when you hair is wet, and because I personally co-signed this method

Step 3:

Apply

I swear to god, this is the most important step. Once your hair is damp, get like, 2 gigabytes worth of Pomade into your hand, rub you hands together, and evenly apply to your monkey-like hair.

DO NOT:

Under any circumstances do you ever smile or laugh while applying this Pomade. Happiness can ruin the fixture, and thus, turn you into a Guido.

Never stop brushing your hair until your hair is dry. The Pomade needs to be inside your hair follicles. Your skin will try to reject the Pomade, as it has a powerful Ingredient known in Mexico asRiendo a carcajadas.

If you follow all of my teachings, you will soon have waves as powerful as Mine:

Have a great day! :D

Hmm, good idea.

...wow, this is just...wow...the most original yet informative topic ever. Thank you, flash_drive.clayron

Fixed

That looks so disgusting :? JigglyWiggly_

That's how they do it? I was sorta right then... I thought they got their hair wet and put some gel on it to keep it down. :P Seriously.. never understood the whole waves thing. Makes them look like they have Twisties in their hair.MistressMinako

WHOA, what do you mean them!??!

What?! So your not a flash_drive?!

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]That's how they do it? I was sorta right then... I thought they got their hair wet and put some gel on it to keep it down. :P Seriously.. never understood the whole waves thing. Makes them look like they have Twisties in their hair.flash_drive

WHOA, what do you mean them!??!

What?! So your not a flash_drive?!

tocool340

Try this.

It looks like a vortex.

Try this.

wstfld

Trust me, I am in awe...I'm trying so hard to keep this thread alive BTW

your monkey-like hairflash_drive

Uh... what?

I've known how to do that for over a decade.gaming25

[QUOTE="flash_drive"]your monkey-like hairOleg_Huzwog

Uh... what?

[QUOTE="flash_drive"]your monkey-like hairOleg_Huzwog

Uh... what?

Maybe he means it's unkempt.

[QUOTE="flash_drive"]your monkey-like hairOleg_Huzwog

Uh... what?

...wow, this is just...wow...clayron

I'm not really into haircuts anymore:?

I'm just starting to grow my hair:P

Too bad I can't do this with my hair. :(

[QUOTE="clayron"]...wow, this is just...wow...rawsavon

[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="clayron"]...wow, this is just...wow...clayron

[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="flash_drive"]your monkey-like hairSnipes_2

Uh... what?

[QUOTE="gaming25"]I've known how to do that for over a decade.flash_drive

[QUOTE="Snipes_2"][QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Uh... what?

[QUOTE="flash_drive"][QUOTE="gaming25"]I've known how to do that for over a decade.gaming25

[QUOTE="gaming25"][QUOTE="flash_drive"] Oh, but did you know that you can EDIT your posts, instead of reposting them? flash_drive

[QUOTE="flash_drive"]

[QUOTE="Snipes_2"] Lol, I just noticed that :lol:gaming25

[QUOTE="flash_drive"][QUOTE="gaming25"] Yes. Any more questions?gaming25

[QUOTE="gaming25"][QUOTE="flash_drive"]

Snipes_2

[QUOTE="MistressMinako"]That's how they do it? I was sorta right then... I thought they got their hair wet and put some gel on it to keep it down. :P Seriously.. never understood the whole waves thing. Makes them look like they have Twisties in their hair.flash_drive

WHOA, what do you mean them!??!

dammit I was gonna post that :x

[QUOTE="gaming25"][QUOTE="flash_drive"] Nothing, really....So how was your weekend?flash_drive

[QUOTE="Snipes_2"]

[QUOTE="gaming25"] I am black, and I dont know what that means. What does it mean?clayron

Wow... I put some of this stuff on this morning cuz I left my wax at home. I hate this stuff, it can't come close to taming my hair, but whatever works for you black ppl.

Doesn't look good tbh.

Wow... I put some of this stuff on this morning cuz I left my wax at home. I hate this stuff, it can't come close to taming my hair, but whatever works for you black ppl.

Chickity_China

[QUOTE="Snipes_2"]

[QUOTE="gaming25"] I am black, and I dont know what that means. What does it mean?Lilyanne46

Nope. It's a hairstyle. You don't cut hair to get waves. I've observed that black people's hair is thick enough to style their hair like that.