I want to preface this by saying that I am by no means a soccer fan. I don't like the game, and often make fun of people who play it because I'm a jerk.
That said, I happened to watch a Colorado Rapids game the other day. And upon doing so, a bunch of things immediately occurred to me that would help Major League Soccer further cement itself as a mainstream league in the United States and Canada.
First and foremost, the league needs to stop trying to emulate the Euro Leagues. The Euro Leagues have the superior talent and the tradition, so if MLS isn't any different at all then people don't have any reason to watch it.
Instead, Major League Soccer should try to learn from the example set by the four major sports leagues in the United States (MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL).
I'd never really watched many soccer games before, but when I watched the first thing I noticed was the clock. It counts up, instead of down. While this is pretty normal for soccer fans, the average guy sitting on the couch is going to be confused it he happens to flip to an MLS game. If the clock is counting up, how does the casual fan know how much time is left in the game? Real soccer fans know, but MLS already has their support, so that's a moot point. Use a clock that counts DOWN, so that people accustomed to other sports recognize things immediately when seeing the product for the first time.
Another thought along this line is the concept of "extra time", "stoppage time", and "injury time". Would it be so difficult to stop the damned clock like every other sport in this country? Because it appeared to me that the only person who knew how much time they were supposed to keep playing for after regulation ran out was the guy keeping the clock. The players and fans all looked pretty confused, because it was some arbitrary number like 6 minutes and 43 seconds. The average fan not knowing how much "extra time" they're going to play removes from the suspense and makes it boring.
Moving to another point, for the love of god, get rid of ties. The NHL finally wised up and did this a few years ago. There's nothing American sports fans hate worse than ties. A tie is like kissing your sister, as the old saying goes. And nobody wants to kiss their sister, all inbreeding jokes aside. Move to an overtime period, a shoot out, or both. I don't care. But when I sit down and watch an entire game, I want it to come to a reasonable conclusion. American fans are not "soccer purists". Most of us aren't watching for the appreciation of a match well played. We like to have winners and losers.
Another reason to get rid of the tie is that it adds to the excitement and aggression. Teams cannot "play for the tie", so to speak. They can't play a conservative styIe of game hoping to get the points necessary to secure playoff seeding. They have to play for the win, which means more scoring. And if teams are scoring, it's more exciting.
And I may show some ignorance of the rules of MLS on this point, but bear with me. In the hour or so of soccer I watched, I saw at least 25 flops. They really, really need to crack down on that. It only furthers the stereotype in America of soccer players being whiners and sissies. And Americans don't like whiners.
The last one is an ENTIRELY subjective and personal complaint that I have, and it's the names of the teams. Chivas USA, Real Salt Lake, DC United, Philadelphia Union, LA Galaxy. There's no consistency. The average fan has no freaking idea what they're talking about. Americans like teams named after animals and things. The Philadelphia Eagles, San Jose Sharks, Dallas Mavericks. The team names in Major League Soccer don't really have any continuity with the team names from the other major sports.
Well, there you go. That's just my assessment as an American sports fan. I have a particular interest in mid-major league sports leagues, and what makes them succeed and fail. I've watched the Arena Football League, the XFL, the NBA Development League, the National Lacrosse League, Major League Lacrosse, and lots of Minor League Baseball. I've seen lots of leagues do really smart things, and lots of leagues do really stupid things. I think that Major League Soccer could really take off it they just made an effort to reach out to fans of other sports my making their game more recognizable to us. What do you guys think?
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