How to you break up with a girl who really likes you?

I got nothin.

Uh, just break up with her.  

"Hey, this isn't working for me, we should see other people, goodbye"

Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.xdude85

That is the most bitch way to do it possible.

Uh, just break up with her.  

lostrib

Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.xdude85

^ give this man a medal

have another guy seduce her then catch them at some stage of a transgression of your relationship, then be all like "you evil bitch, you broke my heart, I never want to see you again!"lamprey263

Tell her she's ugly.

[QUOTE="xdude85"]Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.jimmyrussle117

^ give this man a medal

Don't do that.

[QUOTE="xdude85"]Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.jimmyrussle117

^ give this man a medal

Perform the most humiliating, debasing sexual act imaginable to her. If she gets angry, she'll probably break it off herself. If she digs it, she's a keeper so stop whining.El_Zo1212o

[QUOTE="El_Zo1212o"]Perform the most humiliating, debasing sexual act imaginable to her. If she gets angry, she'll probably break it off herself. If she digs it, she's a keeper so stop whining.ghoklebutter

Cowardly man way of handling things.  Trying to force her to break up with you

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"][QUOTE="El_Zo1212o"]Perform the most humiliating, debasing sexual act imaginable to her. If she gets angry, she'll probably break it off herself. If she digs it, she's a keeper so stop whining.lostrib

Cowardly man way of handling things.  Trying to force her to break up with you

Ask her to marry you. Chances are she' ll think it' s too damn early for that. So there, she broke your heart! And if somehow she says yes well... congrats!

Horribly.

Ask her to marry you. Chances are she' ll think it' s too damn early for that. So there, she broke your heart! And if somehow she says yes well... congrats!

johnd13

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

Ask her to marry you. Chances are she' ll think it' s too damn early for that. So there, she broke your heart! And if somehow she says yes well... congrats!

PinkiePirate

I' m an expert in relationships I' ll have you know.

I got nothin.

jimmyrussle117

[QUOTE="xdude85"]Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.GummiRaccoon

That is the most bitch way to do it possible.

[QUOTE="El_Zo1212o"]Perform the most humiliating, debasing sexual act imaginable to her. If she gets angry, she'll probably break it off herself. If she digs it, she's a keeper so stop whining.ghoklebutter

Or maybe gay and want to go find out and make sure

I've learned with experience that it is better to break up with the girl than trying to delay things...

"Girl I am leaving you.. Do not cry, but dig it while you can, because the light just turned MOTHER **** GREEN!!! BYE BITCH!!!!!"

Tell her the truth, tell her straight and to her face, don't give her any false hope with statements such as 'I just need some time'.

That's how you break up like a man, it may be harsh, but it's only fair.

Ask for a threesome with one of her friends. If she says no, break up. If she says yes, you enjoy another sexy girl. Either way you win. 

Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.xdude85

:lol:

Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.xdude85

Fake your death.

Tell her the truth, tell her straight and to her face, don't give her any false hope with statements such as 'I just need some time'.

That's how you break up like a man, it may be harsh, but it's only fair.

MissLibrarian

[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"]

Tell her the truth, tell her straight and to her face, don't give her any false hope with statements such as 'I just need some time'.

That's how you break up like a man, it may be harsh, but it's only fair.

megagene

Yeah that's probably for the best. :/ I just hate this whole situation

Perform the most humiliating, debasing sexual act imaginable to her. If she gets angry, she'll probably break it off herself. If she digs it, she's a keeper so stop whining.El_Zo1212o

Holy shit hahahahahhahaha

[QUOTE="megagene"][QUOTE="MissLibrarian"]

Tell her the truth, tell her straight and to her face, don't give her any false hope with statements such as 'I just need some time'.

That's how you break up like a man, it may be harsh, but it's only fair.

jimmyrussle117

Yeah that's probably for the best. :/ I just hate this whole situation

yeah do this, then don't see her for a little while...she will eventually get in contact with you. when this happens say you went on a date or something along those lines, nail in the coffin. she won't be in contact with you anymore.

[QUOTE="jimmyrussle117"]

[QUOTE="xdude85"]Do it via text messaging, that way you're handling the situation without the confrontation.resevl4rlz

^ give this man a medal