The world was created by large rocks smashing into each other over a few million years and then cooling down from the heat to form a giant ball the rough shape of a... ball.
Over the next few billion years, we got from giant lava sphere to green oceans and volcanic landmasses to blue water with oxygen filled with nothing but endless numbers of microorganisms. That eventually led to the Earth turning into a large ball of ice, and yadda yadda yadda, until we get to today, when politicans worry about global warming exterminating all life and stuff like that.
Of course, if you want to know how the universe was created, well, that's a different story.
Also, Chuck Norris had feck all to do with it.
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