How would a knight slay a dragon anyway?

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#1 flashfall
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the sword a knight uses is still half the size of a dragon's foot, so even if u do sllice it, it would be like a bug bite. am i crazy for thinking this
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#2 Solid_Tango
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[QUOTE="flashfall"]the sword a knight uses is still half the size of a dragon's foot, so even if u do sllice it, it would be like a bug bite. am i crazy for thinking this

You could cut his neck or a hit to the heart?
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#3 entropyecho
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What if the sword was dipped in poison?

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#4 flashfall
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[QUOTE="Solid_Tango"][QUOTE="flashfall"]the sword a knight uses is still half the size of a dragon's foot, so even if u do sllice it, it would be like a bug bite. am i crazy for thinking this

You could cut his neck or a hit to the heart?

what like dragonheart?
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#5 GazaAli
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In the US of course.
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#6 PannicAtack
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Saint George pretty much impaled the dragon with his spear, and then cut off its head with a sword. Not all dragons in stories are *that* big.
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#7 Aft3rBurn3r
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am i crazy for thinking thisflashfall
Yup, that pretty much sums it up. Way to many 'what-ifs'. Bottom line is dragons are fake. But, for arguments sake lets say they were real... How can a bug kill a human? Easy, disease. More than one way to kill a dragon.
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#8 ehhwhatever
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You shouldn't let your desires dictate your life or else you will be a tool.

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You shouldn't let your desires dictate your life or else you will be a tool.

ehhwhatever
Uhhhhh, non-sequitor?
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#10 Sword-Demon
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WELL...

first you must dodge the dragon's initial fire breath attack. then as you close in, it will either try to bite orswipe/stomp at you.

if it bites, sidestep and stab it in the eye. now stay in its blind spot as you make your way under it and rip open its soft underbelly. now climb inside and destroy the beast's heart.

if it swipes/stomps, avoid the attack and climb up onto the leg and then make your way to its back. from there, sever the wings, rendering it flightless. now climb up to the head, charge your sword with your rage, and stab down through the skull and into the brain

you, sir knight, have eliminated your dragon

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#11 CRS98
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You use C4 against it, that's what.
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#12 fl4tlined
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play demon souls you fire arrows at it for half a hour
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#13 muller39
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A sword through the heart does the trick.

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#14 CrystalFox
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Poke em' in the eye.

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#15 NoobisMaxcimus
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play demon souls you fire arrows at it for half a hourfl4tlined
It's the only way.
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#16 buldog300
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would have to either decapitate it, stab its heart or go for the jugular like most animals do. Anything less will just **** it off.
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#17 RYDERFTN
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or shoot the crap out of it with an ak if its attackn the hood.
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#18 Overlord93
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As a previous has said, dragon necks are often thin, and the sword is generally a length long enough to hit the heart if sent sraight through the front of the dragons chest. If we are talking about MASSIVE dragons...well, I don't think any knight kills them

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#19 Parandrus
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Like at 4:15, but with a dragon

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#20 WasntAvailable
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[QUOTE="fl4tlined"]play demon souls you fire arrows at it for half a hourNoobisMaxcimus
It's the only way.

It's actually true. I don't know why they even bothered, I mean the dragons were practically glorified target practice.

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#21 Link334
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Maybe his sword has a gun on it. Like Leon's.
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#22 PannicAtack
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Maybe his sword has a gun on it. Like Leon's.Link334
Those actually do exist.

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#23 slamminjammin69
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Topic creator needs to go and watch the movie Dragonslayer

an amateur magician apprentice takes on the dragon with a magic enhanced spear and a piece of dragon scale as a shield

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#24 disharmonized
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[QUOTE="Link334"]Maybe his sword has a gun on it. Like Leon's.PannicAtack

Those actually do exist.

Haha, thats awesome but probably useless...

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#25 deactivated-61d91d42c39df
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ah dragons have hardened armor like rock, you can't just stab through it.

also in games you have a HP bar and can take damage, unlike in real life.

if dragons really did exist you'd have to take them out from a distance, no way any human is nimble enough to get that close to kill one by hand.

Even a bear would kick any humans ass, what hope do you think they have verse a dragon.

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#26 Palantas
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Depends how big the dragon is. In any case, the answer to your question is: Roll lots of 20s.

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#27 Jph625
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kick him in the pants

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#28 Zerocrossings
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[QUOTE="flashfall"] am i crazy for thinking thisAft3rBurn3r
Yup, that pretty much sums it up. Way to many 'what-ifs'. Bottom line is dragons are fake. But, for arguments sake lets say they were real... How can a bug kill a human? Easy, disease. More than one way to kill a dragon.

Killing with poison/desease is girly. I dont even do it in RPGs.

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#29 fl4tlined
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[QUOTE="NoobisMaxcimus"][QUOTE="fl4tlined"]play demon souls you fire arrows at it for half a hourWasntAvailable

It's the only way.

It's actually true. I don't know why they even bothered, I mean the dragons were practically glorified target practice.

or you could always cheap him out and put down a poison cloud MISSION ACCOMPLISHED in less then 3 minutes
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#30 thoraxe42
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Like this

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#31 yentlequible
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Its simple. Stab the dragon in the eyes so It can't see. Then proceed to hack away at its arms and legs while constantly rolling and jumping away from the flailing limbs. Soon the mighty beast will fall over from pain and lack of strength to hold itself up on already injured limbs. All that is left is to either start cutting the head off or stab through the bottom of the skull. It may be brutal, but it is a necessary part of life for a young knight. Trust me, I have experience. 8)