How would mermaids reproduce?

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#1 Two400
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If they existed, how would they reproduce?  Doesn't everyone sit in their room at 3 a.m. and wonder the same thing??  
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#2 Shalashaska77
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Prolly by sticking the ****** in the ******** then ******* it with the ********. Ya know, like all animals.
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#3 Varese_basic
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I dunno but two fishermen were fishing and caught one and the guy who caught the mermaid threw her back in the water, and his friend asked, "why?" and the other guy answered, "how?".
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If they existed, how would they reproduce?  Doesn't everyone sit in their room at 3 a.m. and wonder the same thing??  Two400
Well I didn't before but now I probably will thanks alot.
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Prolly by sticking the ****** in the ******** then ******* it with the ********. Ya know, like all animals.Shalashaska77

lol, but how?

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#6 Shalashaska77
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[QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]Prolly by sticking the ****** in the ******** then ******* it with the ********. Ya know, like all animals.2ndWonder

lol, but how?

ask yur dad  >_>
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#7 Two400
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[QUOTE="2ndWonder"]

[QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]Prolly by sticking the ****** in the ******** then ******* it with the ********. Ya know, like all animals.Shalashaska77

lol, but how?

ask yur dad >_>



But I guess what I mean is.....where?  They can't take off their half fish part of their body. 
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[QUOTE="Shalashaska77"][QUOTE="2ndWonder"]

[QUOTE="Shalashaska77"]Prolly by sticking the ****** in the ******** then ******* it with the ********. Ya know, like all animals.Two400

lol, but how?

ask yur dad >_>



But I guess what I mean is.....where? They can't take off their half fish part of their body.

lol i dunno, i dont think disney was to concerned with that.  Maybe they have oral sex, and the eggs come out there mouth?
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#9 Splintersixcell
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If they existed, how would they reproduce?  Doesn't everyone sit in their room at 3 a.m. and wonder the same thing??  Two400
the same way the fishes do it by the male fish ***** into the **** and the female fish doing the *******
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#11 Resident_Hiro
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From what Futurama taught me, The female lays the eggs and the man fertilizes them :)
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#12 deactivated-6190f218c1f87
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vomit eggs out of their mouths
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From what Futurama taught me, The female lays the eggs and the man fertilizes them :)Resident_Hiro

Thats logical - just like fish do.

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[QUOTE="Resident_Hiro"]From what Futurama taught me, The female lays the eggs and the man fertilizes them :)uglyduck-uk

Thats logical - just like fish do.

hey i saw that episode on CN!
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Spore clouds, duh.
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[QUOTE="Resident_Hiro"]From what Futurama taught me, The female lays the eggs and the man fertilizes them :)uglyduck-uk

Thats logical - just like fish do.

But... where's the fun? :o
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#18 moomooplopmoo
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What do you mean "If the existed"? They do exist, everyone knows that. :roll:
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[QUOTE="moomooplopmoo"]What do you mean "If the existed"? They do exist, everyone knows that. :roll:

i don't know that T.T
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#20 moomooplopmoo
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[QUOTE="BrideInDream"][QUOTE="moomooplopmoo"]What do you mean "If the existed"? They do exist, everyone knows that. :roll:

i don't know that T.T

Well, you do now. :wink:
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#21 zsc4
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If they existed, how would they reproduce? Doesn't everyone sit in their room at 3 a.m. and wonder the same thing?? Two400
No i do not wonder the same thing. Thats just weird.
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#22 GameFreak315
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They lay eggs.  Duh.  :roll:  :P
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#23 miss_kitt3n
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Mermaids have legs when they are out of water.
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#24 tidus_swain
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They reproduce through the magic of Disney
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#25 Squidward117
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Well, first the female lays her eggs, then the male fertilizes.

I saw it on Futurama...
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#26 Karl319
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That's why they're extinct, duh, they forgot a vital organ and died out thanks to that :o
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#27 FLSTS
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If they existed, how would they reproduce?  Doesn't everyone sit in their room at 3 a.m. and wonder the same thing??  Two400
Well first they get an underwater motel room then..................well you can figure out the rest.
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#29 threepac81
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If you have ever noticed almost all Mermaid representations have had horizontal tail fins. Only aquatic mammals as far as I know have horizontal tail fins. Fish on the other hand have vertical tail fins. So what we can "understand" about mermaids is that there probably mammals. Of course there are other reasons to support this also. Anyways, if you make a connection between mermaids and other sea mammals you know 1 thing. They basically reproduce the same way all other mammals do. I don't think i have to explain that part to you...