how would u lessen the population?

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#1 killer336
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Method#1: Spam Gs with religion topics, which cause users to kill themselves

Method#2: Hack the televised airways and play the Activ-Head on and ShawWow commercials over and over again until people riot and slice off their heads

Method#3:Pose as a U.S. diplomat and call China and tell them they have small d***s. Then pose as a Russian diplomat and call North Korea and tel them they are retards. Hide in a bomb shlter and watch the ensuing carnage

Method#4: Join hulu in their plot to take over the world

As for me I would go with method #2

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#2 Bloodaxe726
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I'd do it Rambo style 8)

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#3 ferrari2001
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The religious topics will up my post count, so that one!
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#4 mattykovax
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Unleash the zombie apocolypse.
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#5 194197844077667059316682358889
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Unleash the zombie [penguin] apocolypse.mattykovax
Fixed
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[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Unleash the zombie [penguin] apocolypse.xaos
Fixed

You know,that DOES make it better.
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#7 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="mattykovax"]Unleash the zombie [penguin] apocolypse.mattykovax
Fixed

You know,that DOES make it better.

Happy flesh-craving feet!
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#8 FalcoLX
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Send the Fat people to Ethiopia. It solves obesity and overpopulation at the same time.

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#9 carrot-cake
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[QUOTE="mattykovax"]Unleash the zombie [penguin] apocolypse.xaos
Fixed


YES!!!
That would be AWESOME.
So then there would be this scale the penguins jump onto and if the scale goes off balance crazy things will happen.

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Due to the zombie threads here, I know how to deal with zombies better than the girls in my highschool, and will lead the people to victory with little casualties. Of course the penguin factor adds complications...

I voted for #3, It made me chuckle

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#11 angusclone2
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Drown them in sponges. 8)

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Due to the zombie threads here, I know how to deal with zombies better than the girls in my highschool, and will lead the people to victory with little casualties. Of course the penguin factor adds complications...

I voted for #3, It made me chuckle

eXdout

Clearly you haven't been to enough girl help threads.

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#13 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="eXdout"]

Due to the zombie threads here, I know how to deal with zombies better than the girls in my highschool, and will lead the people to victory with little casualties. Of course the penguin factor adds complications...

I voted for #3, It made me chuckle

Bloodaxe726

Clearly you haven't been to enough girl help threads.

Or has only been to the "zombie girl help" threads
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I would get banned if I told you.

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#15 mattykovax
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Or has only been to the "zombie girl help" threadsxaos
Those never last,the answer is always touch her shoulder.....with a shotgun.
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#16 Bloodaxe726
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[QUOTE="Bloodaxe726"]

[QUOTE="eXdout"]

Due to the zombie threads here, I know how to deal with zombies better than the girls in my highschool, and will lead the people to victory with little casualties. Of course the penguin factor adds complications...

I voted for #3, It made me chuckle

xaos

Clearly you haven't been to enough girl help threads.

Or has only been to the "zombie girl help" threads

Nah, that'd inform you of how to deal with zombies and girls, it's a two for one situation.

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#17 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"] Or has only been to the "zombie girl help" threadsmattykovax
Those never last,the answer is always touch her shoulder.....with a shotgun.

In b4 "Is it necrophilia if she's a zombie?"
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#18 Serraph105
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unleash the T-Virus on the starving people in Africa

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Offer tax exemptions to those with two or less children. If they have no children then they receive tax exemptions, financial aid, free health care plus free reserved parking to any government owned property available to the public.

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#20 eXdout
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Ha I guess I should look up on those then.
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#21 LoG-Sacrament
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suicide fairs, of course. it would be full of fun ways that you (yes, YOU!) could kill yourself. blood loss, car exaust, it would all be there and more.

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#22 Derek1177
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I would go with the religion topic lol

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Compulsory sterilisation of the stupid. Public dueling to the death as a punishment for 2 stupid people. Getting every gang in the world to fight out their differences Roman arena style.
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Destroy every speed-limit sign I come across.

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Method 3, because it sounds fun as Hell.
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What if we kill each other with pokemanz
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Holocaust.
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Have the ability to kill people by pressing a big red button. the monitor gives me a profile of each person and he is nothing but scum then I press the big red button. That should get rid of at least 1 billion right there.

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Unleash the zombie apocolypse.mattykovax
Beat me to it.
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I would use a butter knife to spread them to death.

...I wonder if that's possible... =/

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#31 deactivated-5c8e4e07d5510
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Genocide is the correct answer.

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Kill everyone outside of New England because they are inferior.

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Kill off everyone with AIDS and extinct the entire monkey race. That would lessen the population cause many people have AIDS and no more bush meat for africa

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#34 swazidoughman
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Kill off everyone with AIDS and extinct the entire monkey race.

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Racist statement is extremely racist.

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#35 deactivated-60f8966fb59f5
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How about natural selection? Nobody needs to look like they are getting their hands dirty when we let nature take her course.
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#36 deactivated-60f8966fb59f5
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Kill off everyone with AIDS and extinct the entire monkey race. That would lessen the population cause many people have AIDS and no more bush meat for africa

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I didn't think NASCAR had any competition there.......
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#37 Sway-
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Was really hoping for a good intellectual post about this topic.
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#38 deactivated-60f8966fb59f5
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Was really hoping for a good intellectual post about this topic.Sway-
I think you will find that 'good intellectual' is generally an oxymoron.
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I would obliterate Nadya Suleman.

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#40 clayron
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I think a few of these would work nicely

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#41 Ceraby
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Method 3. I do so like watching a good fight before apocalypse reigns in. I'd even bring popcorn.

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#42 rom11
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Yeah, I think the first one would be quite effective actually.
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just do whatever they did in i am legend

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Invent a device that makes anyone who watches or appears on The Jeremy Kyle Show or Trisha to have their head implode. Hello!, Nuts and Zoo magazine will also be laced with cyanide and printed on whichever paper causes the most papercuts.