How would you do your last stand?

Lets say for example that you were in a bank heist gone wrong. You and your buds are now on the run from the cops. But you know you can't out run em. Where do you decide to take out the most coppers in a dramatic last stand?

I would throw wheels of cheese at them, this would subsequently cause them to crash in a huge fire ball of glory

I would throw wheels of cheese at them, this would subsequently cause them to crash in a huge fire ball of glory

michael_1234576

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I would throw wheels of cheese at them, this would subsequently cause them to crash in a huge fire ball of glory

vito_128

My last stand will be very similar to the end scene of Natural Born Killers. I will be Mallory Knox with a nice shotty... and if you know how that ends well... yeah I'm just that badass. Sajedene

Thats...uhhh...wait for it. Wait for it....AWESOME.

My last stand would be just like the last stand in the climactic shootout in The Wild Bunch.

It's weird seeing this last stand thread on top of the one night stand threadxaos

I'd keep it simple. I'd just rush at the cops laughing maniacally and try and take out as many of them as I could. Bullets fly in me, the blood gushes out, but I still laugh and keep shooting.

I'd keep it simple. I'd just rush at the cops laughing maniacally and try and take out as many of them as I could. Bullets fly in me, the blood gushes out, but I still laugh and keep shooting.

yokofox33

I would yell FOR SPARTA!!!!!! and then grab my gun and fight to the death, or until i win.

This thread was above the one night stand thread...I kind of read the titles together and got a whole different idea :P

This thread was above the one night stand thread...I kind of read the titles together and got a whole different idea :P

zeldaluff

It would have been great if someone made a sig out of the two threads right beside each other :P

I would get scared and poo, then I'd get shot.

Go down in a blaze of glory, yelling Allahu Akbar.

Right before I got married, I would do my last stand six or even seven ways to Sunday, in every hole, multiple times, without remorse or relent...

Um. Unless I got headshot standing up, I'd probably do it lying down in a pool of my own blood. Otherwise, I'd sneak out the back, live to a ripe old age, and die of a heart attack in the arms of a lusty woman who wanted my bod.

Standing on top of a smoking car letting loose with an assualt rifle. I would not make a sound, and have a look of complete complacency on my face. After dispatching a number of officers I would slowly step of of the smoking car, spit, and stand as my body is absorbed in a flaming ball as the car catches fire....and laugh.

Just like Tony Montana.

I would run up a huge stairwell, shooting down at the officers chasing me. Get to the last floor of the building whichconveniently is a parachute company. Hold them there for a little while. Popping out of cover to shoot. Then I make a mad dash out of the building with a parachute strapped to my back. I pop 6-7 holes in the big glass window then kick it out as I jump and pull my ripe cord. I float down to what is again a very conveniently located horse stable. just making it onto the biggest horse there. I ride away shooting my weapon at the now following again cops. My horse comes to a abrupt stop. There is a wide canyon...The bottom is littered with sharp, jagged rocks. I make my stand there for 10 minutes. Till I waltz out of cover to shoot as many coppers as I can. I get shot 4 times. Twice in the chest, once in the leg, and one in my arm. I fall backwards into the canyon. *SPLAT*

[QUOTE="Sajedene"]My last stand will be very similar to the end scene of Natural Born Killers. I will be Mallory Knox with a nice shotty... and if you know how that ends well... yeah I'm just that badass. Buck_Hotep

Thats...uhhh...wait for it. Wait for it....AWESOME.

My last stand would be just like the last stand in the climactic shootout in The Wild Bunch.

Guns a Blazing in the street with cars playing both I Stand Alone and Blaze of Glory (I couldnt choose between them so I just chose both) and I would use the cars as shields until I found a manhole and escaped the dirty way.

Right before I got married, I would do my last stand six or even seven ways to Sunday, in every hole, multiple times, without remorse or relent...

spoofnutz