How would you feel if you realized your parents were black?

uh......this thread is goign to turn rascist

I'd probably die from a heart attack, after I freak out.

uhh... why would it matter?

I would wonder why I'm not black myself. :(

Perhaps I was adopted? ._.

My dad's a hot black guy with one hand

[spoiler] Not really though [/spoiler]

Very, very confused, but overall I wouldn't mind.

It depends. If you were already black, I'm sure you'd feel pretty dumb if you just realized that.

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What?
No, seriously. What?

my parents are African American.

Yo.

I'd dye my hair red so that I could be considered the red-headed stepchild.

Well, I would go right to my Optometrist. I would have to have my prescription checked out. I may just be colour-blind.

It'd just be a regular day.

Oh crap.

if i realized my parents were white i would say "sweeet!"

well considering I'm white, and my parents are white, so I don't really get how they could someday turn black

I would be like "what..." and then id walk home

I would wonder why nobody else in there respective families are black

TC, what the heck is your problem?

I'd be surprised I didn't notice it before. This thread's gonna go downhill pretty damn fast.

Vindicated. I've long suspected that I must have been immaculately conceived because the thought of my parents having sex is to horrific to contemplate. (Author's note: My sister was obviously adopted because of her blond hair...further proof of the "my parents have NEVER done it" hypothesis)nocoolnamejim

You're very own parents!

I smell alternate account.:P:lol:

id commit suicide with a bullet to the head

Giddily irreverent :lol: and yet... resolutely pensive :|

Oh crap.

Silent-Hal

i'd be perplexed to wake and realize this guy was my dad seeing as I'm black. I'd take his hat and piss on it.

id commit suicide with a bullet to the head

furio123

I must have been blind the whole time not to realize...

My dad's a hot black guy with one hand

[spoiler] Not really though [/spoiler] Akawoa

your threads are great buddy. keep em up :)

I don't know. Let me check a nearby mirror.......*gasp* NOOOOO I'M BLACK! WHY DO THE GODS CURSE ME SO?! AFTER THE 20 YEARS I'VE BEEN ON THIS PLANET I'VE JUST NOT REALIZE IT?!*sarcasm*

Well since I'm black, I guess it's safe to say that my parents are black as well....