How would you get rid of all the unintelligent people?

I would tell them that there is a magical cave of wonders at the center of the Earth

Really??? i wanna go thereeee

I would educate them. if that didnt work, then make a special colony for themferret-gamer

Make them fight.someotherguy654

and televise it

I'm not particularly intelligent so... *runs away.*

Really??? i wanna go thereeee

lil_buddy7

I would say that all volcanoes are the new hot springs so thats where they should all go to get a good hot tubbin.

Lure them all into an OT topic about unintelligent people.

They'll spend the rest of their lives in a flame war on the internets.

Lure them all into an OT topic about unintelligent people.

They'll spend the rest of their lives in a flame war on the internets.

Have a monstrous Maury show special in some open area somewhere-> drop a bomb -> done.

Give them one of those cards that say "turn over" on both sides. Whoever does it more than 50 times, take them to a big boat, and send them all off to a barren, unpopulated island.XilePrincess

I wouldn't get rid of them because I am not so arrogant that I wouldn't consider that I might actually be included with them.

I wouldn't get rid of them because I am not so arrogant that I wouldn't consider that I might actually be included with them.

Serraph105

Educate them.Dystopian-X

Id ask the tc to follow his own instructions :P theres one gone

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Educate them.goth_bacon

[QUOTE="goth_bacon"][QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Educate them.Serraph105

you will ofcourse :P

[QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Educate them.goth_bacon

Id ask the tc to follow his own instructions :P theres one gone

BlackTragedy

I would tell them that there is a magical cave of wonders at the center of the Earth

killer336

I wouldn't want to get rid of all the unintelligent people.

For one reason, because eliminating people for inferior intelligence sounds way too much like the kind of eugenics that only a monster would support.

And secondly, because only unintelligent people want to get rid of unintelligent people. Suppose for a minute that all of the unintelligent people in the world immediately get raptured into heaven. That's all fine and well...except that we still need plumbers, garbagemen, and fry cooks to make us food during our lunch break. Since all of the unintelligent people are gone, guess who is going to be shoveling up feces and cooking our hamburgers? That's right, INTELLIGENT people.

And since you're obviously intelligent, you're one of the ones left behind. But the world STILL needs some feces shovelers, and now your fancy education ain't worth quite as much.

send them to the Moon.

Nothing needs to be done really. They kill themselves naturally.

http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2009/09/mo-man-accidentally-kills-himself-while-teaching-gun-safety.html

http://www.tampabay.com/News/publicsafety/fire/article1023171.ece?comments=legacy

http://www1.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111-08022008-1571649.html

Tell them that tough, masculine men piss off blue ring octopuses and then proceed to say that they were insulted on that they are too chickened to do it.

[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]Give them one of those cards that say "turn over" on both sides. Whoever does it more than 50 times, take them to a big boat, and send them all off to a barren, unpopulated island.killer336

Course not. do you want them to live long enough to mate and make dumb babies?

I don't discriminate against many people... only people I hate are morons... I think genocide is alright. :)

Nuke the South

... I think genocide is alright. :)

SickBoy724

[QUOTE="SickBoy724"]

... I think genocide is alright. :)

VaguelyTagged

Give them one of those cards that say "turn over" on both sides. Whoever does it more than 50 times, take them to a big boat, and send them all off to a barren, unpopulated island.XilePrincess

I got a girl to litterally flip one fora good5 minutes saying "I don't get it..."

Nuke the South

PatchMaster

I resent that.

Define unintelligent.

[QUOTE="VaguelyTagged"][QUOTE="SickBoy724"]

... I think genocide is alright. :)

SickBoy724

Tell the Religious people that their God has arrived in the desert, wait until they all get there, and BOOM! Nuked.

Give them 3rd degree burns.

ban them from using helmets and such

[QUOTE="killer336"]

I would tell them that there is a magical cave of wonders at the center of the Earth

MrGeezer

I wouldn't want to get rid of all the unintelligent people.

For one reason, because eliminating people for inferior intelligence sounds way too much like the kind of eugenics that only a monster would support.

And secondly, because only unintelligent people want to get rid of unintelligent people. Suppose for a minute that all of the unintelligent people in the world immediately get raptured into heaven. That's all fine and well...except that we still need plumbers, garbagemen, and fry cooks to make us food during our lunch break. Since all of the unintelligent people are gone, guess who is going to be shoveling up feces and cooking our hamburgers? That's right, INTELLIGENT people.

And since you're obviously intelligent, you're one of the ones left behind. But the world STILL needs some feces shovelers, and now your fancy education ain't worth quite as much.

we ask all religious people "who created god?" and watch their heads explode, then make a huge news campaign that convinces all stupid people that jumping off inland cliffs and tall buildings will make you instantly evolve wings and let you fly away.

What? So being unintelligent is a crime now?

[QUOTE="goth_bacon"][QUOTE="Dystopian-X"]Educate them.Serraph105

Pffft. What really needs to be done is to step up your own game. Don't bother with being just satisfied with yourself. Strive to learn higher to make sure that all those newly educated uderlings are at the very least a tier below you. Whatever floats your boat and your ego is all good.