How would you punish burglars?

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#1 j_assassin
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Here in new zealand, if your house get robbed when you're not at home, police will not come over to investigate, theyll send a forensic wannabe guy in the next three days (so you cannot clean the mess the thieves did ) to dust fingerprints, then theyll tell you they will contact you in the next couple weeks but they wont, instead they will send you a letter after a few months to tell you they couldnt find a match... And even if they catch the thieves which is very very rare, theyll only make them sign something then let them go, worst thing they could get is community service, i find it really dumb that they are taking burglary cases very lightly,
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#2 Wilfred_Owen
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Kinda what James Heller does in Prototype 2.
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#3 j_assassin
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Kinda what James Heller does in Prototype 2.Wilfred_Owen
Havnt played prototype, but i assume he does something brutal? If it is, then i'll probably do the same,
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#4 SolidSnake35
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Make them eat stale bread until they get fat.
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#5 j_assassin
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Make them eat stale bread until they get fat.SolidSnake35
In here, most burglars are already fat lol, they usually are the same people that gets benefits from the govt from our hard earned money that almost half goes to tax
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#6 branketra
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Falcon punch.
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#7 Hubadubalubahu
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Counter-burgle. I would burgle the sh*t outta em.

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#8 branketra
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Falcon kick.
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#9 Zeviander
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Give them a reason not to come back.
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#10 branketra
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Shoryuken.
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#11 Hubadubalubahu
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Shoryuken.BranKetra

:D I forgot about that one. ah...nostalgia.

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#12 branketra
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[QUOTE="BranKetra"]Shoryuken.Hubadubalubahu

:D I forgot about that one. ah...nostalgia.

Seriously? I play Street Fighter all the time.
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#13 Hubadubalubahu
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[QUOTE="Hubadubalubahu"]

[QUOTE="BranKetra"]Shoryuken.BranKetra

:D I forgot about that one. ah...nostalgia.

Seriously? I play Street Fighter all the time.

Haven't played a street fighter game for a long time. Stopped playing fighting games all together now, just one of the few genres I dont touch anymore. Lack of skill makes it not worth the money to me anymore. Im just not good enough to be competetive online so I miss out on a big portion of the multiplayer experience.

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#14 branketra
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[QUOTE="BranKetra"][QUOTE="Hubadubalubahu"]

:D I forgot about that one. ah...nostalgia.

Hubadubalubahu

Seriously? I play Street Fighter all the time.

Haven't played a street fighter game for a long time. Stopped playing fighting games all together now, just one of the few genres I dont touch anymore. Lack of skill makes it not worth the money to me anymore. Im just not good enough to be competetive online so I miss out on a big portion of the multiplayer experience.

Makes sense, I guess. You do have to practice to be able to compete at the higher levels.
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#17 chaoscougar1
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Find out where they live, knock on their door, enter without their permission, make myself a sandwich, leave
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#18 Communist_Soul
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With a whip.

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#19 Philokalia
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Thats how they do things here? lord...

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#20 StRaItJaCkEt36
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We wouldn't have to punish burglars if wealthy people didn't hoard their material possessions from the impoverished.
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#21 Harisemo
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chop their hands

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#22 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Burglarize them.

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#23 junglist101
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Swift kick to the nuts.

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#25 hippiesanta
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I will punish them by rape
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#26 kriggy
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Catch all the burgulars, make a Titanic 2, done!

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#27 jdc6305
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Someone broke into my house when I was sleeping. They took my TV, DVD player and microwave. I live in Detroit by the way.

3 guys broke into my cousins house when he was sleeping. He woke up and heard them. He sleeps with a 357 next to his bed in the nightstand. One of the burglars came into is bedroom and ended up getting shot in the chest.

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Double-Kill.
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#29 The_Gaming_Baby
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If I caught them in the act I would simply tell them to leave and go home. Then I would follow them home, break into their house and steal their stuff. I'd leave a note saying: 'What cha gonna doooooo?

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#30 The_Gaming_Baby
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Catch all the burgulars, make a Titanic 2, done!

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You'd put them on a boat, wait for them to fall in love with each other and then sink the boat with a large chunk of ice resulting in both of them stranded in the ice cold ocean where one of them lays safely on a large chunk of wood big enough for 2 whilst the other freezes to death and eventually sinks to the ocean floor? Hardcore
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#32 DeadMan1290
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Kick them in the nuts with steel point boots 500 times.

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#33 CRS98
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Catapult them into castles which are also inhabited by burglars that are ruled by a burglar king.
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Hands chopped off, very effective.
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#35 Bzilla56
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I would steal something from them, most likely their virginity.

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#37 MushroomWig
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I would steal something from them, most likely their virginity.

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What if they weren't virgins?
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#38 Bzilla56
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[QUOTE="Bzilla56"]

I would steal something from them, most likely their virginity.

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What if they weren't virgins?

Then give it back to them, and steal it again.

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#40 kidsmelly
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Take them out to dinner and let them order what ever they want. Ill pay for the bill and make sure they have a great night out.

That'll teach em.

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#41 Chojuto
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Someone broke into my house when I was sleeping. They took my TV, DVD player and microwave. I live in Detroit by the way.

3 guys broke into my cousins house when he was sleeping. He woke up and heard them. He sleeps with a 357 next to his bed in the nightstand. One of the burglars came into is bedroom and ended up getting shot in the chest.

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#42 AtlanticRock
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The Knicks treatment.

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#43 tocool340
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This:


trap

Followed by:

Kick ass

kicking his ass out the house as he was getting up....

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#44 sexyweapons
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"Donate" them to China

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#45 notsoawesome
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Tickle their feet with a feather. Until they develop asthma. Underwater.

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#46 Fightingfan
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Rape. Imagine this: Someone breaks into your house. You call the police they get arrested, they get out, they'll do it again. Someone breaks into your house. You sodomize them, they get out, they won't be breaking and entering anymoar!
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Donate all their vital organs to a hospital.
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#48 Am_Confucius
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No dinner.

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#49 Am_Confucius
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[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Rape. Imagine this: Someone breaks into your house. You call the police they get arrested, they get out, they'll do it again. Someone breaks into your house. You sodomize them, they get out, they won't be breaking and entering anymoar!

Flawless logic.
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#50 soulless4now
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Get a whip and go catwoman on them.