how would you react to paparazzi if you were famous

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#1 s3anx7007
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how would you react to paparazzi if you were famous?

Id probably be in trouble all the time for "assault"

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#2 ImaPirate0202
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...paintball gun
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#3 almahdi08
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Baseball bat to the head.
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#4 Rekunta
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I would ignore them as they are publicizing everything I do, not to mention my lifestyle is dependent on those people who the paparazzi are catering to.
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#5 Wetall_basic
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Invite them all to my estate,drug them and fly them all to a deserted island. Then I would hunt the deadliest game of all!
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#6 s3anx7007
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Invite them all to my estate,drug them and fly them all to a deserted island. Then I would hunt the deadliest game of all!Wetall_basic

hahaha "the most dangerous game" with paparazzi, that should be a movie

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#7 krazykillaz
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I'd keep a gun in my house and I'd drive through them if they attacked my car.
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#8 SpaceMoose
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Well, since I assume I'd be rich, I'd hire someone to follow THEM around everywhere and take pictures.
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#9 SunofVich
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Use tear gas.
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#10 Infinite-Zr0
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Tell them if they all fought, I'd give the winner of the bunch exclusive pictures
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#11 martialbullet
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I'd talk to them......and make them pay for my gas and stuff :D
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#12 stale911
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I would probably ignore them at first.... But eventually they would get to my head so I would probably purchase a loaded gun... OR, alternatively I might even turn into the next Leatherface or Jigsaw and hunt them all down, and torture them to death. They either, had to stare at a picture of Rosie O' Donnel for at least five minutes, then if they were still alive (which is practically impossible) then I owuld allow them to live.

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#13 club-sandwich
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I would give them the finger.
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#14 Zaeryn
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Take pictures of him doing private things and see how he likes it.
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#15 PlasmaBeam44
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I'd google my name for nipple slips and upskirt shots just to see what I'd find.
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#16 hormagaunt
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meat cleavers all round
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#17 stereointegrity
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hand out death threats and kevlar vests
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#18 SkyFlakez
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the word is run..
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#19 stereointegrity
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I'd google my name for nipple slips and upskirt shots just to see what I'd find.PlasmaBeam44
....and ur a guy so im hoping htey are hard to come by
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#20 CStheGreat
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At first, I would enjoy the extra attention. When it starts to get super annoying (probably a week), I would begin bein very secretive.
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#21 ElArab
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I'd wear a burka everywhere I go.
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#22 gorilazandgames
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get used to it, then not get used to it, then get kinda angry that their invading my personal space, then hire boyguards t ogo out and do all of my shopping for me. :)
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#23 gorilazandgames
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I'd wear a burka everywhere I go.ElArab
don't you already do that? silly middle eastern clothes. :P
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#24 Erasorn
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Well, since I assume I'd be rich, I'd hire someone to follow THEM around everywhere and take pictures.SpaceMoose
That's awesome! And then start your own Paparazzi Gossip magazine?
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#25 Guiltfeeder566
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I'd call them all Papy, and invite them to hang out.
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#26 Andrew_Xavier
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I'd swear and hit them,
not because I have anything against paparazzi, but, because controversy = cash, just look at avril lavigne, no talent, bubblegum pop albums, spits at paparazzi, makes millions...yup.
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#27 danpez8900
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do a liam gallagher !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C73run1IqkY

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#28 H8sMikeMoore
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im not so mad about them, as i am confused that people even care about celebrities in the first place.
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#29 michael098
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shoot them all
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#30 Bourbons3
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I'd just bludgen them all with a rusty axe :)
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#31 moptopskate
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It would probably get annoying after a while but those guys are just doing their jobs.
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#32 Vancelvany
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Die paparrazis!!!!!!!!!!

* fires m4 *

drives sports car...crashes to a paparazzi...

runs to the next one...stabs with katana...

eyes for a running paparazzi....sets up sniper rifle and fires...at his/her legs..

approaches him/her..says: Say your prayer you son of a ***ch/ or ***ch!!!..then cuts his/her head off with katana...

by now all paparazzis are running..but I aint done yet...

sets up rpg...aims at the largest group of paparazzi...then fires..

drops rpg...begins throwing grenades...

final rampage....begins by firirng dual pistols..at anyone!!

Before cops arrive..runs to the nearest most crowded building...snaps a picture of myself with camera phone...

places cameraphone at a bombproof box..

Then activates all bombs wrap at myself...A fiiting ending for a gone insane famous person...because of paparazzi..

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#33 rzepak
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Excercise so I look intimidating. Get a rep for being dangerously crazy and whenever expecting paparazzi wear corpse paint.
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#34 Minzero
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Kill them all!!:twisted:
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#35 SaintLeonidas
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Do my best to avoid them and if I cant then just ignore them as best as possible, avoid ripping them apart.
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#36 nightshade85
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I would approach them on my estates in a golf cart - dressed in bizzare costumes everyday - brandishing weapons and haivng conversations that would keep tham away
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#37 courtneyygee
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I would flash them and streak in the neighbors sprinklers
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#38 hagadorn
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i would either try to be as boring as possible or i would find every paparazzi in the area and get a restraining order for them all.
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#39 rudyroundhead
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I would ignore them and keep on moving. Seems the more you try to avoid being seen by them the more they hound you. I would go about my daily business. At some point no one will want to buy pictures of a guy out doing normal stuff all the time.
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#40 bluezy
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I would probably grow tired of them, but i doubt they'd pull some Britney-style chases on me.
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#41 Thechaninator
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Simple: leave America.

Other countries actually have laws against what the papparazzi do here. We seriously need to adopt those laws because I feel for what all those celebrities go through even though they are filthy stinking rich....

No one would want to live under a microscope like that. Even our president doesn't have to go through that the way celebrities do....

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#42 linkin_guy109
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body guards, lots of em, i hate the papparizi so much as it is
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#43 linkin_guy109
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Simple: leave America.

Other countries actually have laws against what the papparazzi do here. We seriously need to adopt those laws because I feel for what all those celebrities go through even though they are filthy stinking rich....

No one would want to live under a microscope like that. Even our president doesn't have to go through that the way celebrities do....

Thechaninator

i agree 100% america should make it illegal to do what they do, theyve made some new laws from what ive heard but the papparizi can still opperate unfortunately

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#44 Thechaninator
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[QUOTE="Thechaninator"]

Simple: leave America.

Other countries actually have laws against what the papparazzi do here. We seriously need to adopt those laws because I feel for what all those celebrities go through even though they are filthy stinking rich....

No one would want to live under a microscope like that. Even our president doesn't have to go through that the way celebrities do....

linkin_guy109

i agree 100% america should make it illegal to do what they do, theyve made some new laws from what ive heard but the papparizi can still opperate unfortunately

Yeah, they are some sick and disgusting human beings right there. It is the ultimate "do whatever it takes to make some money". God I remember seeing something on behind the scenes with a papparazzo and by God if that isn't stalking I don't know what is.

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#45 kodex1717
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I'd press 'Z' or 'R' twice.
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#46 MetroidPrimePwn
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I would carry around a Rabid Wolverine in a box wherever I went.
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#47 Truth_Seekr
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Contract a bunch of hits on papparazzi

Hire my own papparazzi to follow the papparazzi

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#48 Jak-25
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I would probably tell them to leave me alone and I would probably cover my face so they don't take pictures of me.
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#49 cornholio157
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id probly be arested alot for punching em
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#50 anjel_of_life
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İ will hate 'em.....