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#1 cd_rom
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If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be? What would you spend your day doing?

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#2 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Octopi count as fish, right? If so, then that. I think most everyone here knows what I would spend my day doing.
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#3 xJust_CraZyx
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a goldfish swimm.....a goldfish swimm....a goldfish swimm...

i would be a goldfish swimming in circles, they only have a 3 second memory :P

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#4 Necrifer
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An Ocean Sunfish. They look funny.

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#5 KiIIyou
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Angler fish, i'd spend my time not thinking about anything just floating there waiting for something.
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#7 Darthkaiser
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I'd be a great white shark and I would spend the day eating every user that wanted to be a fish in this thread..... AND running away from shark killers
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#8 ScreamDream
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I'd check out all the living fish with care of not being eaten.

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#10 jimmyjammer69
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A turbot. I'd spend my days learning to whistle, since my mouth would seem ideally shaped for whistling :)
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#11 Pirate700
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I'd be a large mouth bass and get caught on ESPN Bass Master Classic. 8)

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#12 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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WHOA, NOSTALGIA RUSH For seem reason I vividly remember that book from 1st grade. :lol:
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#13 Necrifer
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I'd be a large mouth bass and get caught on ESPN Bass Master Classic. 8)

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So you'd be a fish for the fame?

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#14 vadicta
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I'd be a sperm whale, and I'd spend my days stalking from town to town with a machetti killing all those who mock my name :twisted:

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#15 Necrifer
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I'd be a sperm whale, and I'd spend my days stalking from town to town with a machetti killing all those who mock my name :twisted:

vadicta

Whales are not fish.

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#16 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

I'd be a large mouth bass and get caught on ESPN Bass Master Classic. 8)

Necrifer

So you'd be a fish for the fame?

Correct. Maybe a 4 pounder that wins the tournament.

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#17 Jesus_on_fire
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Octopi count as fish, right? If so, then that. I think most everyone here knows what I would spend my day doing.SeraphimGoddess
:oops: [spoiler] Random text so i don't get modded [/spoiler]

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#18 Necrifer
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Octopi count as fish, right? If so, then that. I think most everyone here knows what I would spend my day doing.

SeraphimGoddess

Octopi are not fish either.

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#19 Big_Bad_Sad
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Whatever the laziest fish in the sea is.
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#20 BreakTheseLinks
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I don't know what type of fish I would be but I suspect most of my time would be spent discovering things and then five seconds later forget what the hell I was doing.

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#21 needled24-7
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i'd be a swordfish, cause they are badass.

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#22 IcyToasters
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I'd be an octopus. Or a squid. If we're counting them.

I'd spend my day at the fish fish-hospital, getting the gland that makes me die when I show my lovin' removed, then I'd be at the fish-psychological clinic convincing myself to keep eating after I show my lovin'.

Then I'd suction cup the crap out of some boats.

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#23 flash_drive
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A Kanye West
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#24 jimmyjammer69
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Whatever the laziest fish in the sea is.Big_Bad_Sad
The stonefish is quite lazy.

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#25 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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Octopi are not fish either.

Necrifer
Whatever, that's still my answer damn it. Quit trying to crush my dreams to be a tentacle monster. :x
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#26 DarkerGemini
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I would probably be a Angler Fish luring all the poor unsuspecting little fishes into my huge fangy mouth!

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#27 KiIIyou
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[QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Octopi are not fish either.

SeraphimGoddess
Whatever, that's still my answer damn it. Quit trying to crush my dreams to be a tentacle monster. :x

They're a sea bird, cause of their beaks!
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They're a sea bird, cause of their beaks!KiIIyou
Sea birds or not; they still have tentacles, and that's all that matters to me. The ability to predict the outcome of soccer matches would also be welcome.
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#29 pierst179
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A clown fish. I guess because I like the colors.

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#30 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]Whatever the laziest fish in the sea is.jimmyjammer69

The stonefish is quite lazy.

That was a bad effort at using LMGTFY :P But whatever, stonefish it is.
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#31 Rckstrchik
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I would be a clown fish and I would swim with Kanye

[spoiler] Because he likes fishsticks [/spoiler]

Kudos if you get that joke.

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#32 VisigothSaxon
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Octopi count as fish, right? If so, then that. I think most everyone here knows what I would spend my day doing.SeraphimGoddess

I must say, being a large Octopus or a Colossal squid, would be the best.

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#33 BreakTheseLinks
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[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"]Octopi count as fish, right? If so, then that. I think most everyone here knows what I would spend my day doing.VisigothSaxon

I must say, being a large Octopus or a Colossal squid, would be the best.

Bump that noise..I want to be SHARKTAPUS! lol Anyone see that movie on Sci-Fi a few nights back? Funny stuff.
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#34 bbibmf
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I would be a carp, and most of the time I would be swimming...
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#35 IcyToasters
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[QUOTE="SeraphimGoddess"][QUOTE="Necrifer"]

Octopi are not fish either.

KiIIyou

Whatever, that's still my answer damn it. Quit trying to crush my dreams to be a tentacle monster. :x

They're a sea bird, cause of their beaks!

:lol:

[spoiler] They're pumbers because of their suction cups! [/spoiler]

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#36 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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I must say, being a large Octopus or a Colossal squid, would be the best.

VisigothSaxon
Indeed. They can even take out moderate sized sharks, for ****'s sake.
[spoiler] They're pumbers because of their suction cups! [/spoiler] IcyToasters
Nah man, they're Democrats because of their lack of a spine! [spoiler] Can't stress how much this is just a joke. :P [/spoiler]
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#37 ferrari2001
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How about a great White Shark!
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#38 The-Tree
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I'd want to be a mutated blue whale with legs and lungs so could walk on to shore and freak people out.

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#39 coolbeans90
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A swordfish, so I could stab people/other fishies and such.

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#40 UT_Wrestler
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If I were a fish, I'd spend all day on a dumb internet forum asking other fish what kind of human they'd be.
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#41 BreakTheseLinks
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If I were a fish, I'd spend all day on a dumb internet forum asking other fish what kind of human they'd be.UT_Wrestler
Lol It's not Gamespot its CoralSpot.
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#42 cd_rom
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If I were a fish, I'd spend all day on a dumb internet forum asking other fish what kind of human they'd be.UT_Wrestler

Was that a personal attack on me? :cry:

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#43 UT_Wrestler
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[QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]If I were a fish, I'd spend all day on a dumb internet forum asking other fish what kind of human they'd be.cd_rom

Was that a personal attack on me? :cry:

Depends. Are you a fish?
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#44 Cheesehead9099
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A Great White Shark. I would spend my days terrorizing clownfish.

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#45 cd_rom
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[QUOTE="cd_rom"]

[QUOTE="UT_Wrestler"]If I were a fish, I'd spend all day on a dumb internet forum asking other fish what kind of human they'd be.UT_Wrestler

Was that a personal attack on me? :cry:

Depends. Are you a fish?

No. I'm a peripheral.
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#46 jimmyjammer69
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Is OT really floundering so much that we have to talk about fish?
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#47 Drakebunny
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I'd be a large mouth bass and get caught on ESPN Bass Master Classic. 8)

Pirate700

:P, that'd be great.

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#48 cd_rom
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Is OT really floundering so much that we have to talk about fish? jimmyjammer69
Yes.
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#49 jimmyjammer69
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[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]Is OT really floundering so much that we have to talk about fish? cd_rom
Yes.

Well, the sole reason I come to this plaice is to discus philosophy. This thread is carp.
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#50 jimmyjammer69
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No one biting, huh? I'll get my own coat.