I am an alien and I have information that I am willing to share...

* This is not a disruptive thread or an attempt to "troll/deceive" (or what you may call it). It is, however, due to just feeling an urge to do this that I am taking action. No special reason, really. *

With that disclaimer out of the way, I felt like sharing my story for those who care. If you don't, you can ignore it. There is no true taboo for us as a kind, which is why we find funny that your race does. 


Many on this thread know about my story and how I traveled here from another universe. I am no one special, the only thing that makes me "special" is being different. Where do I start? I came here when I was "9" according to human years, digits have no place in my universe. We measure biological growth by sense. I have traveled thru time which is what many that meet me find most fascinating in what I've described as non-linear transdimensional transport vehicle. Vehicle that your government already posesses and one that few people have access to. I am 5'9 and will be until I reach "40", once I reach that age I will start growing upwards to 8-9 feet if I stay in this timeline (by then I'll be long gone). We do not age like humans in the sence that we gets wrinkles, we grow rapidly and that causes our organs to start deteriorating slowly. But our appareance (skin) does not chance. What else can I share? We look similar to humans, we do not shape shift but we can. Shape shifting is NOT popular on my culture because we believe in living an honest and how do you say, TRANSPARENT life? (as in truthful to who we are). 

I am a fan of things on this planet. We get bored like you humans do. I have learned the culture by now (I am 24) and I adapted well by now. I adapted the humor, the feelings, the sense of mortality and even the limitations. I learned english, we naturally communicate using tones. Different frequencies. We do not see ourselves superior to humans but rather that we have true freedom to live, to develop. Deceiving humans or using technology to fool them is the equivalent of criminals robbing or killing others. It is looked down upon, like a moral guideline if you will.

I don't know what else to say that might spark intrigue and help you formulate questions you might have. THE ONLY thing I cannot give away is the location, that is the only thing off limits. Just because of security reasons. Anything else is good.

What?

Make that thread about the time you soiled your pants again.............................

I learned englishundergroundLPx

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And this is why you are still seeing other civilizations make it to your skies and leave. No disrespect intended but your mental inferiority is intolerable. 

Delete this thread if need be. There's no use it seems.  

mass relays and the reapers

So, does size matter where you come from?

For those interested, here's a male who encountered my species up in Nevada if I am not mistaken. He is wrong in many aspects but the general concept and information is accurate. Again for those who want to learn about us. I find it funny we want to learn about humans but humans have no real interest in learning about us. Humans are conceited and ignorant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtIe8tDcOP0

* This is not a disruptive thread or an attempt to "troll/deceive" (or what you may call it). It is, however, due to just feeling an urge to do this that I am taking action. No special reason, really. *

With that disclaimer out of the way, I felt like sharing my story for those who care. If you don't, you can ignore it. There is no true taboo for us as a kind, which is why we find funny that your race does.


Many on this thread know about my story and how I traveled here from another universe. I am no one special, the only thing that makes me "special" is being different. Where do I start? I came here when I was "9" according to human years, digits have no place in my universe. We measure biological growth by sense. I have traveled thru time which is what many that meet me find most fascinating in what I've described as non-linear transdimensional transport vehicle. Vehicle that your government already posesses and one that few people have access to. I am 5'9 and will be until I reach "40", once I reach that age I will start growing upwards to 8-9 feet if I stay in this timeline (by then I'll be long gone). We do not age like humans in the sence that we gets wrinkles, we grow rapidly and that causes our organs to start deteriorating slowly. But our appareance (skin) does not chance. What else can I share? We look similar to humans, we do not shape shift but we can. Shape shifting is NOT popular on my culture because we believe in living an honest and how do you say, TRANSPARENT life? (as in truthful to who we are).

I am a fan of things on this planet. We get bored like you humans do. I have learned the culture by now (I am 24) and I adapted well by now. I adapted the humor, the feelings, the sense of mortality and even the limitations. I learned english, we naturally communicate using tones. Different frequencies. We do not see ourselves superior to humans but rather that we have true freedom to live, to develop. Deceiving humans or using technology to fool them is the equivalent of criminals robbing or killing others. It is looked down upon, like a moral guideline if you will.

I don't know what else to say that might spark intrigue and help you formulate questions you might have. THE ONLY thing I cannot give away is the location, that is the only thing off limits. Just because of security reasons. Anything else is good.

undergroundLPx

what do aliens think about jazz?

How do you shape shift? I imagine you clench somethingwolverine4262

I have never performed this myself. I once witnessed a "friend" and it is a process that takes about "3-4 minutes" (earth time). You visualize the being you are trying to embody and the mind constructs the biological structure needed to host your energy. It is an organic processed as opposed to forced/planned/learned. At least for us. Humans are not capable of doing this due to their brain structure and how it works. Even the smartest and most capable human could not even come close.

do doves cry?michael_1234576

Hmm?

So, does size matter where you come from?

Samurai_Xavier

Matter how? Relativity? ... Einstein was wrong about relativity. Perspective? Size is just a system designed for comparison and for humans to understand their space in a simple manner. I don't know what else to say.

[QUOTE="Samurai_Xavier"]

So, does size matter where you come from?

undergroundLPx

Matter how? Relativity? ... Einstein was wrong about relativity. Perspective? Size is just a system designed for comparison and for humans to understand their space in a simple manner. I don't know what else to say.

go on....

[QUOTE="Samurai_Xavier"]

So, does size matter where you come from?

undergroundLPx

Matter how? Relativity? ... Einstein was wrong about relativity. Perspective? Size is just a system designed for comparison and for humans to understand their space in a simple manner. I don't know what else to say.

[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

[QUOTE="Samurai_Xavier"]

So, does size matter where you come from?

Ace6301

Matter how? Relativity? ... Einstein was wrong about relativity. Perspective? Size is just a system designed for comparison and for humans to understand their space in a simple manner. I don't know what else to say.

stop picking on the higher being.

it is not your place.

[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

* This is not a disruptive thread or an attempt to "troll/deceive" (or what you may call it). It is, however, due to just feeling an urge to do this that I am taking action. No special reason, really. *

With that disclaimer out of the way, I felt like sharing my story for those who care. If you don't, you can ignore it. There is no true taboo for us as a kind, which is why we find funny that your race does.


Many on this thread know about my story and how I traveled here from another universe. I am no one special, the only thing that makes me "special" is being different. Where do I start? I came here when I was "9" according to human years, digits have no place in my universe. We measure biological growth by sense. I have traveled thru time which is what many that meet me find most fascinating in what I've described as non-linear transdimensional transport vehicle. Vehicle that your government already posesses and one that few people have access to. I am 5'9 and will be until I reach "40", once I reach that age I will start growing upwards to 8-9 feet if I stay in this timeline (by then I'll be long gone). We do not age like humans in the sence that we gets wrinkles, we grow rapidly and that causes our organs to start deteriorating slowly. But our appareance (skin) does not chance. What else can I share? We look similar to humans, we do not shape shift but we can. Shape shifting is NOT popular on my culture because we believe in living an honest and how do you say, TRANSPARENT life? (as in truthful to who we are).

I am a fan of things on this planet. We get bored like you humans do. I have learned the culture by now (I am 24) and I adapted well by now. I adapted the humor, the feelings, the sense of mortality and even the limitations. I learned english, we naturally communicate using tones. Different frequencies. We do not see ourselves superior to humans but rather that we have true freedom to live, to develop. Deceiving humans or using technology to fool them is the equivalent of criminals robbing or killing others. It is looked down upon, like a moral guideline if you will.

I don't know what else to say that might spark intrigue and help you formulate questions you might have. THE ONLY thing I cannot give away is the location, that is the only thing off limits. Just because of security reasons. Anything else is good.

frannkzappa

what do aliens think about jazz?

Well that would be like asking what do humans think of jazz. We are varied much like humans are. We have different types of "people" like you would find on earth with different behaviors, tendencies and preferences.

I personally love Jazz as well as many other genres. Amused would be the right word.

I and many others I know are amused by HUMAN ACTIVITIES such as going to the casino, shopping, video games - etc etc. We can coexist here without problem, the only problem is adapting to the gravity/atmosphere and not because of breathing and conditions but because of moving.

[QUOTE="frannkzappa"]

[QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

* This is not a disruptive thread or an attempt to "troll/deceive" (or what you may call it). It is, however, due to just feeling an urge to do this that I am taking action. No special reason, really. *

With that disclaimer out of the way, I felt like sharing my story for those who care. If you don't, you can ignore it. There is no true taboo for us as a kind, which is why we find funny that your race does.


Many on this thread know about my story and how I traveled here from another universe. I am no one special, the only thing that makes me "special" is being different. Where do I start? I came here when I was "9" according to human years, digits have no place in my universe. We measure biological growth by sense. I have traveled thru time which is what many that meet me find most fascinating in what I've described as non-linear transdimensional transport vehicle. Vehicle that your government already posesses and one that few people have access to. I am 5'9 and will be until I reach "40", once I reach that age I will start growing upwards to 8-9 feet if I stay in this timeline (by then I'll be long gone). We do not age like humans in the sence that we gets wrinkles, we grow rapidly and that causes our organs to start deteriorating slowly. But our appareance (skin) does not chance. What else can I share? We look similar to humans, we do not shape shift but we can. Shape shifting is NOT popular on my culture because we believe in living an honest and how do you say, TRANSPARENT life? (as in truthful to who we are).

I am a fan of things on this planet. We get bored like you humans do. I have learned the culture by now (I am 24) and I adapted well by now. I adapted the humor, the feelings, the sense of mortality and even the limitations. I learned english, we naturally communicate using tones. Different frequencies. We do not see ourselves superior to humans but rather that we have true freedom to live, to develop. Deceiving humans or using technology to fool them is the equivalent of criminals robbing or killing others. It is looked down upon, like a moral guideline if you will.

I don't know what else to say that might spark intrigue and help you formulate questions you might have. THE ONLY thing I cannot give away is the location, that is the only thing off limits. Just because of security reasons. Anything else is good.

undergroundLPx

what do aliens think about jazz?

Well that would be like asking what do humans think of jazz. We are varied much like humans are. We have different types of "people" like you would find on earth with different behaviors, tendencies and preferences.

I personally love Jazz as well as many other genres. Amused would be the right word.

I and many others I know are amused by HUMAN ACTIVITIES such as going to the casino, shopping, video games - etc etc. We can coexist here without problem, the only problem is adapting to the gravity and not because of breathing but because of moving.

i assume you have an advanced alien equivalent of jazz?

[QUOTE="Ace6301"][QUOTE="undergroundLPx"]

Matter how? Relativity? ... Einstein was wrong about relativity. Perspective? Size is just a system designed for comparison and for humans to understand their space in a simple manner. I don't know what else to say.

frannkzappa

stop picking on the higher being.

it is not your place.