I am in love with my friends mom

I want to get inside of that, she is recently devorced and I am looking to tap that ass fo sho.

I need some pick up lines!

Edit: I am 20 and she is 39

I want to get inside of that, she is recently devorced and I am looking to tap that ass fo sho.

I need some pick up lines!

Edit: I am 20 and she is 39

FartStorm

Ya shorty fo sho. Gonna get it wit sum o dat hot hot mom shoo. Fonn gonna do tro gru sodtrugodjksodhfnuioekjmdffvbuisdnosdfgdfiopsjisdkldfioxdfvumnsduiovuisd

Keep telling your friend that his mom is hot and he'll eventually tell her and she'll be like, "O RLY? ;)"

Reminds me of this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVJmwYKy7eM

You're a little late. I already posted it. * facepalm *MissRiotmaker

you just wish I felt that way about you

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]You're a little late. I already posted it. * facepalm *FartStorm

you just wish I felt that way about you

The first thing that came to mind when I read the topic title was this... I'm in love with my friend's mom.MissRiotmaker

ahh...I think we've all been there at one point kurtoronie

I know i have.

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"]The first thing that came to mind when I read the topic title was this... I'm in love with my friend's mom.Overrated_Hero

Also, I recommend barrel-rolling her left shoulder. 39 year old women love it when that happens. * nods *MissRiotmaker

I want to get inside of that, she is recently devorced and I am looking to tap that ass fo sho.

I need some pick up lines!

Edit: I am 20 and she is 39

FartStorm

Given the nature of your post and the fact that you use the name FartStorm I would say that you would be lucky to get laid with a bag of bananas in a monkey whorehouse.Second_Rook

"I want to get to know your son better by visiting his birthplace."dreDREb13

i like the first part

I believe I read before that if you kick a female in the ovaries she will fall in love with the first person she sees.

I believe I read before that if you kick a female in the ovaries she will fall in love with the first person she sees.

Twiggiy

your like my homework. i wanna throw you on my desk and do you all night long

or

do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong

I want to get inside of that, she is recently devorced and I am looking to tap that ass fo sho.

I need some pick up lines!

Edit: I am 20 and she is 39

FartStorm

haha I LOVE OT!!!

"I want to get to know your son better by visiting his birthplace."dreDREb13

That's a good one. :P

Stacey's mom has got it going on, she's all I want, and I've waited fo so long

Stacey can't you see your just not the girl for me, i know it might be wrong but I am in live with Stacey's mom

I want to get inside of that, she is recently devorced and I am looking to tap that ass fo sho.

I need some pick up lines!

Edit: I am 20 and she is 39

FartStorm

:lol:

You're 20? I seriously doubt it.

And if you are...I feel so, so sorry for you.