[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Oooh! Ooh! *Jumps on your lap*
I want a puppy, a kitty, new bedsheets, a PS3, an Xbox360, Prince of Persia, The Last Remnant, Heavenly Sword, a new laptop, a 40-inch widescreen LCD TV with a DVD player built in, a DirectTV satellite, a Blu-ray player, Devil May Cry 4, The Dark Knight, a football team (as long as it isn't the Seminoles :x), a new brother (a little brother), a bike, a car, a house, a job, a competent government, a boyfriend, an elf, a pet snake, free lifetime memberships to the zoo, an arcade, a leather jacket, some new jeans, a T-shirt, a signed, deluxe version of Red's new album, the 50th anniversary edition of Lord of the Rings, a book publisher, The Mummy, a box of pens, an apple tree, a Jack Sparrow costume, a Christian Bale blow-up doll, a gold crown encrusted with jewels, a Spongebob Squarepants pair of boxer-briefs, a new cell phone that plays Ride of the Valkyries, a piano, a trombone, a harmonica, a guitar, a xylophone, a drum set, all versions of Guitar Hero, snow, a Mona Lisa, Richard Dawkins tied up on a wooden pole, a solid gold rocket, a beach ball, a tennis set, a part in the next Narnia movie, a meeting with Jesus, a trip to Hogwarts, some new notebooks, a new back door, a telescope, free McDonald's burgers for a year, a hockey rink, a flying pig and an invisible pink unicorn all inside a big red barn full of little red ponies all curled up on their stacks of hay.:D
Theokhoth
Well then, remember this: disappointment is a present, too!
Ooh, I want that, too! As well as colored contact lenses, a Zune, plastic surgery, a cathedral, a bag full of gold coins, a violin, a bunch of KFC fried chicken, a room full of ice cream, a million dollars every time I sneeze, a talking, silver-plated toilet that smells like lavender and speaks to me, a first edition copy of The Cat in the Hat, a Books-a-Million, a Wal-Mart, a Target, a Publix, a remake of Arsenic and Old Lace starring the corpse of Ronald Reagen as Mortimer Brewster, Lewis Black, Orlando Bloom in a bikini, Ian Holm as Bilbo in the Hobbit movie, two swords, a dragon (to use the swords on), an angel, a new boat full of erasers, Rudolph's red-nosed babies, first-edition leather copies of the entire Chronicles of Narnia, a pet mouse to feed the kitty, an elephant, a radio show, a part on The Simpsons, a beach, Internet fame, a flying teapot, an executive position of Toys-R-Us, Roger Penrose in a cage, an underground mall, a strip mall, a strip club, a fire truck, a complete Barbara Bixby Jewelry Collection, a ghost, a fairy godmother, a lion, a fire hydrant, a hundred mattresses on top of a pea, an ocean made of lime jello, a Styrofoam sculpture of myself, a school a new backpack and a 7-mile-long swimming pool full of vanilla pudding and melted provolone cheese.
You forgot a battery powered battery charger and juice dejuicer :P.
Christmas coincides with when I get my liscense! :D
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