I can never look at pork the same way again...

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#1 Lobster_Ear
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I've read some stuff and heard some stories about how human flesh smells/tastes almost identicle to pork...

Uck, now everytime I eat pork I will know that I am tasting an "imitation human" of sorts.

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#2 SpidersRMe
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That's awesome.
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#3 Dark_Knight6
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Eh, I don't really like pork.  

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#4 THE_DRUGGIE
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That is the most metal thing I've heard all month.
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#5 Shad0ki11
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What about hufu?
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#6 DJ-Lafleur
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I'm just wondering how anybody could have figured out human flesh tastes similar to pork. :|

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#7 Khoaki
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So humans taste good? mmm.. I should try it one day. :)
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#8 bibliomaniac15
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Well, Polynesian tribes did call human flesh "long pork." I guess we've just taken their word for it.
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#9 -Jiggles-
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If pork was really human flesh, then what part of the human body would sausages be made out of?

...:|

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#10 error11
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Pork is amazingly good when cooked properly. So I guess I like the taste of human flesh! ;)
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#11 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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Well at least I know now that if I have to resort to cannibalism it won't be so bad.
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#12 Lobster_Ear
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I'm just wondering how anybody could have figured out human flesh tastes similar to pork. :|

DJ-Lafleur
Well, people who have been in wars have smelt burnt bodies that they said smelled like pork or barbecue. And firefighters often smell it, of course. And I've heard that when some cannibalistic cultures were introduced to foreign meats they liked pork in particular because it tasted like human.
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#13 MindFreeze
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I like how you spelled identical, identicle.
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#14 Darth-Caedus
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Well at least I know now that if I have to resort to cannabalism it won't be so bad.uhoh_hotdogs
:lol: True
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#15 Shad0ki11
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[QUOTE="uhoh_hotdogs"]Well at least I know now that if I have to resort to cannabalism it won't be so bad.Darth-Caedus
:lol: True

Human bacon, anyone? :P

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#16 stormtrooper32
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I wonder if you could make bacon out of humans.
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#17 Lobster_Ear
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I like how you spelled identical, identicle.MindFreeze
Oh no, so I guess that's an A- instead of an A+ on that assignment, right Professor?
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#18 thriteenthmonke
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Damn, now every time I eat human flesh I'll think about pigs, thanks.
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#19 metroidfood
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I don't see what's so bad about that...
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#20 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

I'm just wondering how anybody could have figured out human flesh tastes similar to pork. :|

Lobster_Ear

Well, people who have been in wars have smelt burnt bodies that they said smelled like pork or barbecue. And firefighters often smell it, of course. And I've heard that when some cannibalistic cultures were introduced to foreign meats they liked pork in particular because it tasted like human.

That makes sense. I never think of the obvious answers! :(

*smacks forehead* stupid, stupid! :x

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#21 Lobster_Ear
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I don't see what's so bad about that...metroidfood
It's not really bad, I guess. It's just psychological. It's just the fact that what I'm eating is similar to what I would taste if I ate a human.
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#22 freshgman
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i dont eat it
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#23 Tauruslink
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Sweet! Now I don't have to refer to that other method to discover the taste of human flesh....
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#24 Darth_Sibbs
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mmm tatsy, tasty humans :D
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#25 Bloodbath_87
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That is the most metal thing I've heard all month.THE_DRUGGIE
Brutal
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#26 MrGeezer
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I wonder if you could make bacon out of humans.stormtrooper32

 

That reminds me of the Dave Chappelle sketch where the convict says to the fat nerdy white guy, "get out of here fat boy, or else I'll cut the bacon off your back." 

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#27 the_foreign_guy
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I heard that human flesh tastes like chicken.
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#28 ElBanano216
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You're wrong.  Human flesh tastes like Veal.

"Prior to 1931,New York Times reporter William Buehler Seabrook, allegedly in the interests of research, obtained from a hospital intern at the Sorbonne a chunk of human meat from the body of a healthy human killed by accident, and cooked and ate it. He reported that, "It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable."

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#29 Film-Guy
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This reminds me of a great quote by the genius comedian Eddie Izzard:D

"Babies taste of chicken! Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so babies must taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans. Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that."

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#30 W1ckedGo0se
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I love Pork... Its 1337
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#31 dante_123456
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That is the most metal thing I've heard all month.THE_DRUGGIE
indeed lol. now i know if i ever get stranded on an island with a guy i don't like, i can still have bacon :twisted: