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#1 sk8erboi796
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ok me and my friend were walking to the gas station then her house and we were on the side of the road and all of a sudden a car hits my elbow and part of my back but i am ok no scratches but anyways...it broke off his right mirorĀ and we were like oh **** so he gets out of the car and he didnt look to happyĀ  but i went up to him and he said thats ok and i said i wasnt hurt and was like ok childen first...and so we got to the gas station
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#2 NicktehImperial
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Yeah... So... What happened next?
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#3 SolidSnake35
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Thats.. interesting. It damaged the car considerably and you're totally fine. :?
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#4 mmogoon
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Is this part one of a series of thrilling installments?..cos it ended kind of abruptly
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#5 yellosnolvr
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next on weird occurances: a dog has sex with a muffin and the quaker oats guy is reborn
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#6 Sim_genius
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And how exactly did you cheat death :|
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#7 Fortier
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You better watch Final Destination to see what's coming...
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#8 yellosnolvr
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And how exactly did you cheat death :|Sim_genius
it hit his back...i guess he could've been paralyzizzlemeshoopabudokai-ed
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#9 -kaz3-
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You better watch Final Destination to see what's coming...Fortier

[spoiler] You have to jump in a lake and be revived to escape death:o [/spoiler]
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#10 mike2kcool
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Ā 

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Ā we take it his dead then hmm Ā 

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#11 icstars2
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next on weird occurances: a dog has sex with a muffin and the quaker oats guy is rebornyellosnolvr
that was hilarious :lol:
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#12 queenfan66
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wow
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#13 aRE-you-AFraid
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ok me and my friend were walking to the gas station then her house and we were on the side of the road and all of a sudden a car hits my elbow and part of my back but i am ok no scratches but anyways...it broke off his right mirorĀ and we were like oh **** so he gets out of the car and he didnt look to happyĀ  but i went up to him and he said thats ok and i said i wasnt hurt and was like ok childen first...and so we got to the gas stationsk8erboi796

wow, waking up this morning was more exciting than that.

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#14 Infinite-Zr0
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You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a HondaĀ 

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#15 sk8erboi796
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You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a HondaĀ 

Infinite-Zr0

it was an SUV

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#16 jrhawk42
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not to be a symantics whore but wouldn't cheating death mean that you had something to do with you not getting killed, like randomly jumping out of the way, or ducking or something.Ā  What you had was a close call.
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#17 icstars2
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[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]

You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a HondaĀ 

sk8erboi796

it was an SUV

are you going to fix your 1st post?
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#18 darkjedirpm
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so...........................what did you get at the gas station?
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#19 Infinite-Zr0
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[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]

You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a Honda

sk8erboi796

it was an SUV

So it was a Honda CRVĀ 

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#20 gtx-1
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Cheated death, that's cool. Who was next in line on that rollercoaster of possible-death?
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#21 sk8erboi796
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[QUOTE="sk8erboi796"][QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]

You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a Honda

Infinite-Zr0

it was an SUV

So it was a Honda CRVĀ 

no a regular suv

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#22 icstars2
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i dont see how you "cheated death" ~_~
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#23 GiygasFanima
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Why cheat death? The only real consequence of death is losing your life, and you got that for free!
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#24 -kaz3-
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[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"][QUOTE="sk8erboi796"][QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]

You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a Honda

sk8erboi796

it was an SUV

So it was a Honda CRVĀ 

no a regular suv


isnt a honda a regular SUV?
That must be one hella sucky SUV.
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#25 Infinite-Zr0
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[QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"][QUOTE="sk8erboi796"][QUOTE="Infinite-Zr0"]

You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a Honda

sk8erboi796

it was an SUV

So it was a Honda CRV

no a regular suv

Sorry, then I don't believe youĀ 

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#26 Beaman
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you got lucky. Next time I'll finish the job :evil:
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#27 Elraptor
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Hmmm . . . anyone taking bets on how long the TC will last? No one?
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#28 icstars2
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Hmmm . . . anyone taking bets on how long the TC will last? No one? Elraptor
TC... hmm TC..... :|
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#29 DoHo
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That story was certainly lackluster. What'd you go to the gas station for... and with a female friend... my mind is sliding in the gutter, m'right? Or am I way off?
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#30 tree-branch
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ok, what happened next.
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#31 Mercury_May2112
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Ummm Exciting?
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#32 icstars2
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[QUOTE="Elraptor"]Hmmm . . . anyone taking bets on how long the TC will last? No one? icstars2
TC... hmm TC..... :|

ok i give up whats TC? :P
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#33 tmac200913
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next on weird occurances: a dog has sex with a muffin and the quaker oats guy is rebornyellosnolvr

:lol:

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#34 trophylocoste
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Ok... Be happy that nothing happend
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#35 MagnumPI
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Ā  The mirror snap off easy, because they are made to come off.Ā I've knocked of a few mirrors while skateboarding or running past a car.

Ā  But seriously.. when you cheat you are only cheating yourself. So take fatality like a man.

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#36 RoflSponge
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next on weird occurances: a dog has sex with a muffin and the quaker oats guy is rebornyellosnolvr

LMAO! :lol: one time i almost got squished by two cars coming from different directions :PĀ 

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#38 ROFLMASTER
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I think this is a good example for how good american schools really are
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#39 X360PS3AMD05
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me too i almost got run over on my bike yet again :?
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#40 MagnumPI
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I think this is a good example for how good american schools really areROFLMASTER
What does that mean?
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#41 Chris-Hansen
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i dodged worse certain death than that, i met mike tyson in person and came out in one piece with both my ears, BEAT THAT SON !!!
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#42 jcwordlife
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God, I hate happy endings....
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#43 Vfanek
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You weren't hurt and the car got damaged... only one explanation

You got hit by a Honda

Infinite-Zr0

Lmao, exactly.Ā 

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#44 rohver
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so what happened at the gas station ?
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#45 TallicaFan2005
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There is no such thing as almost dying. You either die or you don't.

Anyway that was one heck of a long run-on sentence.... You could have at least made it interesting rather than: this and then this and then this and then this and then.... gah!

Anyway sue the driver and buy Google.Ā 

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#46 MOM-D
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This isnt Final Destanation
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[QUOTE="icstars2"][QUOTE="Elraptor"]Hmmm . . . anyone taking bets on how long the TC will last? No one? icstars2
TC... hmm TC..... :|

ok i give up whats TC? :P

TC = Topic CreatorĀ 

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#48 StarFoxCOM
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Nice i once cheated breaking my neck it was in this place called cayons of frisco that has 2 story high man made rockwalls and it's indoor so i got to the top of 16 feet or so and i start propelling down but all the suden somthing happen to the clip that was holding me up so i started falling head first to the ground I basicly sceramed then my rope tightend up about 3 feet from the ground

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#49 sk8erboi796
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[QUOTE="icstars2"][QUOTE="icstars2"][QUOTE="Elraptor"]Hmmm . . . anyone taking bets on how long the TC will last? No one? hokies1313

TC... hmm TC..... :|

ok i give up whats TC? :P

TC = Topic CreatorĀ 

i am going to last

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#50 sk8erboi796
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so what happened at the gas station ? rohver

she got a drink and i didnt want anything :D