Harsh, unremitting logic will dispell those "jokes".
For example, if someone references a sex act they claim to have performed with your mother, simply ask them why they are coupling with such an elderly woman - some kind of fetish or sexual incompetence in play? For a young man to want to have sex with a woman approaching fifty or beyond, there must be some serious psychological issues in play.
If they make a fat reference - it will either be true or untrue. If it is true, accept it. Saying someone isn't fat when they are won't get you anywhere. If it's not true, highlight this by making a similarly outlandish claim with no logical basis.
They will furrow their brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, then go do something they think they can win at, like trying to beat your record of sixty seconds counted in one minute. Tell them to go for gold, aim for sixty one. They can do it if they try!
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