I did your mom last night...

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#1 Kash_1095
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See I dont understand the concept of the mom jokes.

It's like,
Everytime a diss contest comes up
Something involving someone's mother comes into play.

Do you take PRIDE in the fact that in some alternate universe you did my mom?
I mean what if my mom looked like this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWwyjmSbJPs

New material people
We need new material.

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#2 pintabear49blue
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I do not like them either.
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#3 gobo212
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I think they are the highest form of humour. If you can master these you are one of the funniest people alive.
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#4 cowboymonkey21
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I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).
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#5 gobo212
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I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).cowboymonkey21

:lol:

Was she good?

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#6 blooddemon666
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If someone says that, I come back with "enjoy your AIDS"
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#7 -R3Vo
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WTF Did you just say to me!!?
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#8 Kash_1095
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I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).cowboymonkey21

Dont have one sorry.
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#9 OPRFWrestler112
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inb4 lock

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#10 cowboymonkey21
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[QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"]I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).Kash_1095

Dont have one sorry.

You have a Dad?
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#11 Kash_1095
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[QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"]I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).cowboymonkey21

Dont have one sorry.

You have a Dad?


Yeah

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#12 MagnumPI
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To me mom jokes are NOT funny, they're stupid therefore non-offensive, but the fact that people resort to mom jokes IS funny.

Mom jokes are satire. Used to make fun of the dorks that actually use mom jokes with the belief that they are actually offending someone.

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#13 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"]I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).Kash_1095


Dont have one sorry.

You have a Dad?


Yeah

Lol Someone must have been really drunk that night.

Yes, these jokes are stupid. I think the person who tries to use these "insults" only make a fool of themselves due to lack a maturity.

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#14 freshgman
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If someone says that, I come back with "enjoy your AIDS"blooddemon666
thats good
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#15 Kash_1095
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[QUOTE="Kash_1095"]

[QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"]I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).Nerd_Man


Dont have one sorry.

You have a Dad?


Yeah

Someone must have been really drunk that night.

Yes, these jokes are stupid. We need more originality for when it comes to telling a joke. Atleast for the person trying to be funny.


No dude...I just dont consider her my mom
there's a divorce, it's complicated yo.
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#16 Bill900
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your mother is so ugly that she thought a quarterback was a refund
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#17 Nerd_Man
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"]

[QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="cowboymonkey21"]I don't like them I didn't think they were ever funny. BTW I did your mom last night (I'm serious).Kash_1095


Dont have one sorry.

You have a Dad?


Yeah

Someone must have been really drunk that night.

Yes, these jokes are stupid. We need more originality for when it comes to telling a joke. Atleast for the person trying to be funny.


No dude...I just dont consider her my mom
there's a divorce, it's complicated yo.

Lol, it wasn't really towards you. I kinda threw in a joke towards the guy who said "You have a dad?"

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#18 MagnumPI
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If someone says that, I come back with "enjoy your AIDS"blooddemon666
That's easy, it's obvious. I've done that before.
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#19 gobo212
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[QUOTE="blooddemon666"]If someone says that, I come back with "enjoy your AIDS"MagnumPI
That's easy, it's obvious. I've done that before.

I like "You had to pay for something that I get for free."

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#20 JustPlainLucas
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You're mom's older than mom jokes. :|
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#21 dooly420
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"your mom" is a classic. if used every once in a while, it's funny.
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#22 DJ-Lafleur
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They can be funny sometimes, if used at the right times...
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#23 gobo212
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I believe these "jokes" are the key to transcending to a higher plane of existence. One where we would have no need for our physical bodies, instead becoming beings of pure energy.
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#24 pintabear49blue
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They can be funny sometimes, if used at the right times...DJ-Lafleur

yep. cannot do it at a person's mom's funeral

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#25 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]They can be funny sometimes, if used at the right times...pintabear49blue

yep. cannot do it at a person's mom's funeral

NOW you tell me! :x

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#26 NecroKvltMuffin
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I did your dad last night. OH BURN!
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#27 bacchus2
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I prefer:

"Did your grandma last night, 5 out of 10"
"Dude, my grandmas dead"
"9 out of 10".

At least that's how it goes in my head. I haven't found the right victim yet :)

I use your mum jokes, but never to actually offend, and I'm sure most people don't either. It's funny because you both know it is inappropriate in an over-the-top silly way. Have you ever seen anyone actually get angry when they are used?

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#28 gobo212
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I prefer:

"Did your grandma last night, 5 out of 10"
"Dude, my grandmas dead"
"9 out of 10".

At least that's how it goes in my head. I haven't found the right victim yet :)

I use your mum jokes, but never to actually offend, and I'm sure most people don't either. It's funny because you both know it is inappropriate in an over-the-top silly way. Have you ever seen anyone actually get angry when they are used?

bacchus2

Yes I have. They are actually call "Your mom jokes" BTW.

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#29 XxReklawxX
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those are just for imature little pricks who cant get none so they go out actin like they got some stuff out of your mom

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#30 MagnumPI
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Reminds me of an episode of some kids show in which Mr. T told me not to make fun of mothers.
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#31 mfsa
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Harsh, unremitting logic will dispell those "jokes".

For example, if someone references a sex act they claim to have performed with your mother, simply ask them why they are coupling with such an elderly woman - some kind of fetish or sexual incompetence in play? For a young man to want to have sex with a woman approaching fifty or beyond, there must be some serious psychological issues in play.

If they make a fat reference - it will either be true or untrue. If it is true, accept it. Saying someone isn't fat when they are won't get you anywhere. If it's not true, highlight this by making a similarly outlandish claim with no logical basis.

They will furrow their brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, then go do something they think they can win at, like trying to beat your record of sixty seconds counted in one minute. Tell them to go for gold, aim for sixty one. They can do it if they try!

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#32 MagnumPI
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Harsh, unremitting logic will dispell those "jokes".

For example, if someone references a sex act they claim to have performed with your mother, simply ask them why they are coupling with such an elderly woman - some kind of fetish or sexual incompetence in play? For a young man to want to have sex with a woman approaching fifty or beyond, there must be some serious psychological issues in play.

If they make a fat reference - it will either be true or untrue. If it is true, accept it. Saying someone isn't fat when they are won't get you anywhere. If it's not true, highlight this by making a similarly outlandish claim with no logical basis.

They will furrow their brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, then go do something they think they can win at, like trying to beat your record of sixty seconds counted in one minute. Tell them to go for gold, aim for sixty one. They can do it if they try!

mfsa

But it's no fun taking momma jokes seriously.

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#33 monkeysrfat
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Harsh, unremitting logic will dispell those "jokes".

For example, if someone references a sex act they claim to have performed with your mother, simply ask them why they are coupling with such an elderly woman - some kind of fetish or sexual incompetence in play? For a young man to want to have sex with a woman approaching fifty or beyond, there must be some serious psychological issues in play.

If they make a fat reference - it will either be true or untrue. If it is true, accept it. Saying someone isn't fat when they are won't get you anywhere. If it's not true, highlight this by making a similarly outlandish claim with no logical basis.

They will furrow their brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, then go do something they think they can win at, like trying to beat your record of sixty seconds counted in one minute. Tell them to go for gold, aim for sixty one. They can do it if they try!

mfsa

Yeah thats what she said...

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#34 Termite551
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Mom jokes are a low form of humor, and those who are too dumb to come up with some clever insults resort to using them.

On a side note:

I did you mom last night

My mom was doing your dad, so you must have been doing your own mom, BURN!

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#35 pianist
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They're stupid. But there are lots of stupid people, too, so it should come as no surprise that lots of people do think they're funny.
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#36 monkeysrfat
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I don't think some people here get the point of your mum jokes. There meant to be stupid lame payouts that come out of nowhere. Usually the reason why they are funny is because they are so bad or they're said at exactly the right time.
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#37 MagnumPI
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I don't think some people here get the point of your mum jokes. There meant to be stupid lame payouts that come out of nowhere. Usually the reason why they are funny is because they are so bad or they're said at exactly the right time. monkeysrfat

Exactly.

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#38 Crazy_Squid
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They got old really fast.

If somebody nails it right though it can be hilarious the odd time.

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#39 Jazz_Fan
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your mom!

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#40 hokies1313
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I don't respect people that use your mom jokes, so it kinda backfires on the people that try to use them.
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#41 Andrew_Xavier
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Well, the best is:
"I did your mom last night"
"Nah, you're wrong, that was my dad :?"
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#42 CIoud_S
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I never got them either. Maybe they'ed be funnier if my mom was still alive? Either way. Meh
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I never got them either. Maybe they'ed be funnier if my mom was still alive? Either way. MehCIoud_S

Yeah, that was always a good counter.

"Your mom's so and so!"
"My mom's dead, bastard!"
"Oh crap... sorry."

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#44 CIoud_S
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Yeah, that was always a good counter.

"Your mom's so and so!"
"My mom's dead, bastard!"
"Oh crap... sorry."

JustPlainLucas

See I'm even more heartless....

"I did your mom last night"

"that's great, I'm glad somebody took the time to dig her up and let her get some action"

"huh?"

"Dude it's okay necrophelia is the new threesome"

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#45 JustPlainLucas
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[QUOTE="JustPlainLucas"]

Yeah, that was always a good counter.

"Your mom's so and so!"
"My mom's dead, bastard!"
"Oh crap... sorry."

CIoud_S

See I'm even more heartless....

"I did your mom last night"

"that's great, I'm glad somebody took the time to dig her up and let her get some action"

"huh?"

"Dude it's okay necrophelia is the new threesome"

:lol: That's pretty good.

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#46 SOedipus
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I haven't heard a mom joke in years.